I don't intend to make excuses as to why it's been a month.

Chapter 11: Cheater

"Jordan...I want you."

Well shit...

Right off the bat lemon warning! Skip ahead if you don't want to read!

My eyes go wide when I hear the words come out of Ana's mouth. For the first time in my life I have absolutely nothing to say to something. Ana's hand travels down into her shorts as she sits on top of me. "Jordan, please. Fuck me." she says, biting her bottom lip as she plays with herself. As I watch her masturbate under her shorts I can pretty much feel the blood in my body flow down south. Ana's eyes go wide for a split-second then she looks at me seductively as she feels my oncoming boner underneath her.

Ana uses her free hand to stroke my semi through my jeans, making it become a full-on erection. Ana's eyes widen once again at the size of the bulge in my jeans. "Looks like you want me too." she says with a lustful smile, rubbing circles on my chest with her finger. Ana reaches into my jeans and starts to rub my hard member. "How about we satisfy one another?" she licks her lips and starts to stroke me. She bends down and kisses me. I subconsciously let out a moan from her stroking and she uses that brief moment to slip her tongue into my mouth, exploring anywhere her tongue can reach.

I regain my senses and fight her back in our tongue battle, which I end up winning. At this point Ana's Palm is soaked in the precum leaking from my dick. Ana breaks the kiss and I unbutton and unzip my jeans and pull them down along with my boxers; my full erection springs to life like someone hit a switch. I toss both articles of clothing aside, not really caring where they land. Next I push Ana off of me and climb on top of her. "You ever done this before?" I ask, pulling down her shorts to reveal her soaked black and gray striped panties. I throw them in the same direction as my clothes. "Not with anything other than my fingers." Ana replies breathing heavily. "Wait so you're-" "A virgin? Yes." I stare at Ana in amazement. Ana, the spider girl who was probably gonna molest me when we first met, still a virgin. "This'll hurt." I say. "I'm ready." Ana replies.

I pull off Ana's wet panties and throw them to the growing pile if clothes. I position the two of us the same as before. Ana slowly lowers herself onto my dick, wincing in slight pain as she lowers herself until I hit her hymen. "On 3, okay?" I say to Ana, who nods eagerly and afraid at the same time. "1...2.." I don't finish the countdown as Ana slams herself down on me. The spider girl kisses me intensely to stifle her painful screaming. Tears roll down her cheeks and blood starts to flow out of her vagina and trickle down my dick. "You ready to keep going?" I ask. Ana frantically shakes her head. Tears stream down her face yet she refuses to make any noise. This is just like the first Skye and I had sex. She just sits on my hard dick for a few minutes as she regains herself.

"You okay to continue now?" Ana nods with pain still visible on her face. I slowly start to thrust into her, nice and easy. She yelps in pain at first but slowly stops as I keep going. I take this as a sign to go faster. As I thrust into Ana quicker, she goes from a scared little girl into a horny, lustful woman. She starts to bounce up and down, quickly matching the pace and rhythm of my thrusting. "Oh, Notch, YES!" she exclaims happily. "Faster! Harder! Deeper!" Ana yells. I easily comply. It's not I wouldn't have done it anyway.

"Ana, at this rate I'm gonna cum soon." I say, breathing rapidly. "I'm close too." she says. Suddenly she stops, breaking our rhythm and causing me to stop. "Why'd you stop?" I ask. "I want you to cum in me." Ana says and wraps her arms around my neck, pulling my face close to hers. "That could get you pregnant." "I want to. I want give birth to your child, Jordan." "And how, exactly, would I explain you suddenly getting pregnant to Skye?" After our sudden pause I start to get anxious and slowly start to thrust into Ana again. "We-mph-can hide it." "For maybe three months!" "Well then there's a-nngh-compromise." Ana climbs off of my dick and lays back on her back, spreading her legs and using her hands to spread her ass cheeks apart. "Fuck my ass, Jordan." Ana bites her bottom lip. "You know, you were really quick to recover." I waste no time in crawling to her and positioning myself in front of her back opening before quickly thrusting my cock into her ass. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Ana half-screams, half-moans. I grab Ana's legs and prop them up on my shoulders as I fuck her hard in the ass. "Oh my Notch, you're so big!" Ana says. "And your so tight!" I reply. "Oh, here it comes!" she says. I thrust a few more times and a stream of Ana's girl cum squirts all over my chest, which is still covered by my shirt.

My next thrust puts my full nine inches inside of Ana's ass as I shoot cum into her. Ana moans in a way that makes it sounds like she's melting. She bites her bottom lip with a cute smile on her face and her eyes almost seem to roll back into her head. Alp signs of how much pleasure she's in right now. I fill her tight hole with as much cum as I can before pulling out, still cumming a little bit. Anything that didn't come out in her ass finds itself on her slender stomach. Ana and I look each other in the eyes, she has a smile plastered on her face that says that she can't even think straight. I give Ana a kiss and her head tilts back as she falls asleep. That's right, she still hasn't gotten her full night of sleep.

I walk to our small clothing pile, still half-erect, dropping to my knees as I pick up what's mine. I glance at Ana's still wet panties, quickly feeling overwhelmed. I can't help myself. I grab the black and gray cotton panties and put them against my nose, taking a long, deep inhale. Ana's smell alone gets my semi to a once again full boner. I need this; it's a rare occasion when I'm satisfied with just one release. I let out a long moan on the exhale. I wrap the wet panties around my shaft and start to stroke. I move the wet cotton tunnel faster and faster. First I cheat on my girlfriend with a half-spider girl, now here I am, on my knees using that spider girl's panties to jack off. My life has gotten seriously fucked since I showed up here. When you look back on situations like this you know you're wrong. But hell. In the spur of the moment what are you gonna do about it? I continue to masturbate with Ana's panties. I let out a moan as I shoot string after string of sperm onto the ground.

Lemon over! Resume reading here!

I take out a few sheets of paper that I crumpled up enough to resemble tissue. I use these 'tissues' to clean up Ana before I re-clothe her and myself. I pick up her sleeping body and carry her piggyback style. After a few hours of wandering I get tired and take a rest. I put Ana down against the stone wall at the base of a mountain and sit next to her. Just about a minute after starting to rest I see what I came here for. A small green dinosaur runs past at an amazing speed. "Son of a bitch." I say as I get up and run after the velocity raptor. I'm not fast enough to capture it but eventually it corners itself. I take out an apple and give it to the raptor. The green lizard accepts and immediately calms down. As this happens I feel power surge through me, specifically in my legs. I run back to Ana at twice my normal speed. As if I wasn't fast enough, now I'm even faster.

I return to see Ana waking up. God dammit. "Can't you ever stay asleep?" I ask her. "I can't help but feel unsafe when you aren't around." she replies. "If that's flirting, stop. I'm not a flirt." I say with a straight face. "Where are we going now?" Ana asks curiously. "Back to the Overworld. I got what I came here for, and I don't mean having sex with you." I turn around and start to walk. "Don't deny. You know you liked it." Ana says seductively, making me stop in my tracks and face her. "You know, if Skye ever found out about what happened here, I bet she'd be furious." Ana looks at me with a troublemaker's look on her face. "I'm gonna stop you there. 1: You never blackmail try to me. 2: What happened here stays here. Got it?" I look at Ana seriously. "I don't know. Something may just so happen to slip out." Ana says with a mixture of mischief and innocence. Fucking bitch.

"I know you want to be with me. But here's the thing. If you say anything about what we did to Skye, and I mean anything, and it ruins our relationship, I will hate you. I will fucking hate you. And I won't stop. So if you plan on telling her I suggest you have a backup plan on where to live." I say, my eyebrows furrowed and my eyes narrowed. "I-I can go back to my cave." Ana stutters out of what can only be fear. "Can you, now? Interesting. Cupa was cast out of her cave for following me. I assume the same happened to you. Which means you're not going back there. Anything else?" I say. Ana looks at me before letting out a defeated sigh.

I start to walk in no general direction, with Ana and the Velocity Raptor close behind, when I hear a roar and see a large shadow block out the sun. We look up to see a large colorful dragon flying overhead. Ana starts to mildly freak out as I stare in awe. "A Leonopteryx..." I think out loud. "A what?" Ana asks. "A tameable dragon." I say as I start to run in the direction. Ana tries to follow and, of course, can't keep up. Well at least my speed boost can keep clingy mob-girls away for a limited amount of time.

I follow the Leonopteryx to its large basin-shaped nest. I wait for Ana to catch up before doing anything else. After a minute or so she's hunched over next to me, gasping for oxygen. I take out some raw beef and inspect the nest. "Why do you have raw beef with you?" Ana says between gasps. "A good Minecraftian is always prepared for anything," I reply. "You're a spider-human thing; you can climb up there right?" "Yes." Ana says. "Good. Hold this." I toss the raw beef at her without giving her time to respond and walk forward. I build up to the top of the basin, stopping two blocks below the edge. No need to waste blocks. I jump up to the top block and pull myself up to see the Leonopteryx we followed sleeping. "You now." I whisper as loudly as possible to Ana.

Ana climbs up the basin with no trouble at all. "Wow!" she says loudly in amazement. Too loud. The Leonopteryx wakes up. This may make my task at hand a bit more complicated. Ana, without hesitation, runs towards the dragon. He (I choose to believe it's a he) quickly chomps at Ana and would've got her too if I didn't tackle her out of the way. "You're going about this wrong," I say, while still on top of Ana. "We must tame the beast and then we can ride it to victory." I take the raw beef out of Ana's hands. The Leonopteryx lunges at me and I chuck the raw beef into its mouth and roll out the the way. Its jaws snap shut right where I'd been less than a second ago. His face softens and becomes docile as he, I assume, swallows the raw meat.

I mount the Leonopteryx's back and reach down to Ana, who stares, dumbfounded, at really wasn't that great of a move. I guess my badassness just knows no bounds. Ana takes my hand and pulls herself onto the Leonopteryx's back with me. I grab onto anywhere I can on the Leonopteryx and Ana grabs onto me. The beast takes off as simply as a bird would. Ana bursts with excitement, having never had an experience like this. "This. Is. Amazing!" she screams in ecstasy. Too bad we won't be able to do it for too long. We'll have to land to find a red ant to go back to the Overworld. Ana laughs in sheer enjoyment. She's happy, so we'll do this for a little longer.

After flying for a few more minutes, I land the Leonopteryx and find a red ant. I step on it and Ana follows me through the portal. Once in the Overworld, the Leonopteryx, who was too big to fit through the portal, materializes within seconds. The Velocity Raptor, who hadn't been with us when we went through, materialized as well. I climb back into his back along with Ana. "Onward!" I say as the colorful dragon flaps his massive wings and takes off. I fly back to the house, landing my new pet dragon on the roof with a thud most likely audible from inside.

Everyone runs outside, presumably to inspect what they just heard. After a few seconds of silence Skye says, "Jordan..care to explain what's going on?." I slowly peer over the edge of the roof to the small crowd down below. "I have returned!" I say triumphantly as I stand up. "No shit!" Raphael yells up at me. I start to climb down from the roof. "What is that?!" Jason exclaims. As I hit the earth below me I say, "Hace you never seen Avatar?" "No!" he says hysterically. "Me neither." "That's not answering my question!" "His name is Leon; he lives on the roof now." "..What?!"

I walk into the house and take a seat on the black couch. Skye sits pretty much in my lap. "What happened to being too clingy and personal space or whatever?" I ask with a cocked eyebrow. "I missed you. You just left for hours and didn't tell anywhere where you were going. And to top it off, you took Ana with you." Skye says. "Don't worry nothing happened. Isn't that right, Ana?" I say. "That's right. I tried but he didn't respond to my advances. He's a keeper. Don't let him go, you never know who'll snatch him right up." she says. You're overdoing the fuck out of this performance, Ana. I notice Neige watching me and Skye as if she's taking notes in a class.

"So, what'd we miss while we were out?" I ask. "Andr lef- Jason starts only to be cut of by said half-Enderman. "I needed some time alone, so I headed out for a while." Andr says frantically. I know she's lying. I have an amazing bullshit detector. For now I won't say anything; I need to keep a closer eye on her.

"I'm going upstairs to take a nap." Skye says. "A'ight." I say. She gets off of me, giving me a quick peck on the lips, and makes her way up the stairs. Once she's gone Neige makes her way over to me and lies down on me just like Skye was. "Neige...?" I ask. "Yes Mast-Jordan?" she replies innocently. "Why?" I ask simply. "Miss Skye was doing this." "'Miss Skye'?" "Am I doing something wrong?" "...Yes. Everything. Skye, and only Skye, can do this." "Yes Mast-Jordan." Neige climbs off of me as Skye screams. Not even a second later Draco rushes down the stairs and into my lap like an excited dog.

"Okay, you're big." I groan, petting Draco like a dog. "How can you treat that thing like a pet?" Jason looks at me. "Are you saying he can't be a pet just because he's not a cat or a dog or something? Just because he's different? Racist." I say back to him. "He will smash your head in his jaws." he says. "A house cat would have better luck doing that. Since you clearly don't know shit about animals I'll tell you a Komodo Dragon's bite is weak. Seriously. I might be able to bite harder than one if I tried." I continue to pet the giant lizard.

"Wait. If only Draco came down, then the snakes are still-" I'm cut of by another scream from upstairs. "Here they come." Ana says. Just as she says that the twin snakes slither their way down the stairs and wrap themselves around my legs. "Don't worry I wasn't planning on moving or anything." I say. "Andr, do me a favor and grab some meat from the fridge?" I ask. "Uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhh." She groans. "Oh come on! How can you possibly be lazy when you can warp?!" "But it's so much effort." "Fuck you too, then. Neige, can you get me some meat from the fridge?" "Yes, Mast-Jordan." "If it's that much effort just call me Master." "Yes, Master." Neige hurries to the kitchen. "Reverse slavery." Raphael comments. "You shut your whore mouth!" I yell at him.

A minute or so Neige returns with arms full of various meats. Chicken, porkchops, beef, turkey, you name it. "Good, now dump it right there." I tell her. The snowgirl complies. The reptiles quickly rush to the meat all over the floor. "Smart." Ana says. "That was nothing." I reply. "Jordan!" Ana says with a suddenly excited expression on her face. "What?!" I say, mocking her excitement. "I have an idea. Do that thing your mouth again!" she says, making everyone in the room's eyes go wide. "You know, that thing you showed me. You're really good at it and I really liked when you did it!" she continues, making everybody's eyes get even wider. Raphael, however has a face conveying the sheer enjoyment he's clearly experiencing. The sex with Ana had nothing to do with my mouth so that can only leave one thing. "You mean singing?" I ask. "Yeah, that." she replies. "...No." I say simply with a blank expression. "Come oooooooooonnn." the spider girl pleads. "Nope. Nein. Nah dah. Not happening." I say, my face continuously blank.

"Hell, I'd like to hear something." Jason says. "Huh. I must have Alzheimer's because I don't remember asking your fucking opinion." I say back, my inner asshole coming out. Honestly, I love my inner asshole; he stops me from completely being nice because that'd be boring and I'd be a pushover. I check my watch. 3:49 PM. A while before sunset. Might as well get to know the world. "I'm heading out." I tell everyone and walk out of the house. I feed the horses and put Shadow's saddle and bridle on him. As I'm climbing onto the saddle Cupa comes out and asks me, "Where are you going?" "Excellent question. Maybe I'll tell you when I get back." I reply. Truth is I don't know where I'm gonna go. "Can I come with you? I...I really want some alone time with you." she looks at the ground shyly. Any normal anime protagonist wouldn't see the signs of a crush and obliviously let her come. But I'm no oblivious anime protagonist. "Sorry, party of one for this quest. I'll take you with me somewhere soon enough." I try to let her down easy. This is probably as good as it's gonna get. Without any more interruptions I begin to ride Shadow away from the house.

As I ride I occasionally hear the sound of an Enderman warping, pointing to Andr. I can't do anything about it at the moment though; I'll need more information first. After a few hours of riding in no general direction I find myself in a desert with a village coming into view. Might as well stop in for no reason. Upon getting closer I realize it's the same village I passed with everyone else on the day Skye tried to rob me. I ride into the peaceful and quiet village and hop off of Shadow. I grab his reins and he follows me wherever I go, like walking a dog. The first blocky villager I see walks up to me. "Hello good sir. Would you like to trade?" he asks. Well the people seem nice enough. "No, I'm just browsing." I say, looking around. "Okay. Feel free to see me if you need anything." the villager says. "Got it." I start to walk past him when I feel a pair of eyes on me. I look into the nearest house to see a head quickly disappear underneath the window. I don't feel like caring at the moment so I keep moving.

After spending a while in the village I mount Shadow and move on. A few more hours I find myself sitting on the edge of a large cliff overlooking the ocean. "Ah, Shadow. How the fuck did we end up here?" I ask the Dark Pegasus as if he can respond. The sun starts to set, making me realize how late it's getting. I mount Shadow once more and he gallops in the general direction of the house. On the way there something similar to an earthquake happens, nearly knocking Shadow off his feet. I pull on the reins and say, "Whoooaa." getting him to stop. I climb off of the Dark Pegasus' back and look around cautiously. Shadow seems to replicate my actions, probably not knowing what he's even doing. Then I see it! Through the trees stands a large, Hulk-like figure with blue jeans and a turquoise shirt.

"Shit!" I yell as the mutant zombie jump at me. I push Shadow out of the way and roll out of the area of impact. The mutant zombie smashes the ground where I and Shadow just stood. "Shadow, go! Fly home!" I shout to him and he does so. Even if they're animals, I'm not one for putting my friends in danger. "Alright, let's go asshole." I think out loud getting into a ready stance.

The beast charges towards me, probably going for its throwing attack. But I don't feel like being launched into the air right now. It barrels towards and I dodge. The mutant zombie hits a tree so hard he pretty much destroys it. The impact, however doesn't stop him; he charges once more, surprising me. I don't have enough time to react before getting wrecked. The last thing I see is a freakish Hulk-zombie barreling towards me before hitting me so hard I get knocked out.

Well that's finally done. As I said I don't intend to make excuses for being gone for so long. I just want all of you to understand that, due to school, my uploads will not be consistent. I'll end up squeezing out chapters whenever I can put in the time. I have nothing left to say so I'll see you guys in the next chapter.