Chapter 11: When You Make Tweety Bird Cry, That's When Things Get Personal

Bugs and Lola spent the next fifteen minutes laughing it up at everyone and getting on their last nerves.

For example, they went to Sylvester Jr.'s school and said something insulting to just about every student for the fun of it. They even said the 22 year old, Asian teacher was a bad influence on the students.

To make a long story short they came across Penelope, Road Runner, Marc Anthony, Pussyfoot, Bertie, Hubie, and Wile E.

Their last stop was Tweety Bird. They went up to his apartment and found him swinging on his little swing in his cage.

Lola slammed the door behind her to try to act scary. "Tweety Bird," she said.

Tweety turned around. He turned back around. "I tawt I taw two rabbits!" He turned back around and back. "I did, I did taw two rabbits!"

"Hi Tweety Pie!" said Lola.

"I tink I taw a Tweety Bird! I did I did taw a Tweety Bird!" Bugs imitated Tweety.

Tweety laughed. "You're funny!"

"We saw your cat Sylvester today," said Lola.

"Next time you see him give him one of those weakling Tweety smacks!" said Bugs.

"Tweety smacks are stwong!" Tweety puffed out his chest trying to look tough.

"Not even!" said Lola tickling him.

"You know Doc, you spend half your time running away from cats. You should just come right out and say, I'm Tweety Bird and I don't take that stuff! Unless of course if you threaten me which you can easily do because I'm so tiny!" Bugs laughed at his own joke.

Lola shook her head. "No, it's got to be more like, Tweety Bird is a scared and timid little bird that can be easily pushed around by Sylvester if he wanted to. All I want to do is hide away in my cage!" Lola giggled.

Tweety frowned. "What's that s'posed to mean? Tweety Bird happens to be a tough camper!"

"Tweety Pie, you've never been camping a day in your life," Lola pointed out.

"King of mispwonounced words!" said Bugs. "I'm Tweety and I'm so tweet because I mispwonounce words and talk like a baby!"

Tweety was getting mad! Now Bugs and Lola were just being mean. "I'm not a baby! And you mispwonounce words too Bugs!"

"Whatever you say sir Tweets-a-lot!" Bugs said. He sure wasn't about to admit it was true, like when he said lemon merangoo pie earlier. But still him and Lola laughed it up at that "sir Tweets-a-lot" thing.

"Tweety, have you ever had a girlfriend?" asked Lola.

"Yeah, Aooga," Tweety said. That made him think, I'm gonna have to go visit her…

"That's surprising!" said Lola. She started laughing.

"You don't think I'm tweet?!" asked Tweety.

"Tweety, you're just baby cute. Like a two year old," Lola said.

Bugs looked out the window. They were on the 24th floor and it was very high up. "Tweety, do you ever get scared looking out of this window? It's so high. That's a death drop right there you know?"

"Well…" Now that Bugs mentioned it…

Bugs took Tweety out of his cage. He dangled Tweety outside the window over top of the highway. He would never do this for real, but it was good to get a good laugh.

Tweety kicked and screamed, and tried to move but Bugs was stronger than him. "NO! DON'T DO IT!!! I'VE STILL GOT A LIFE!! AAAAHHH!" Tears came into Tweety's eyes. He actually thought Bugs would drop him.

Lola laughed with Bugs as Tweety struggled. It was mean but that was the least of their problems at the moment. Bugs saw Tweety about to cry so he put him back in his cage.

"YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!" Tweety cried.

Bugs and Lola were still laughing. "Tweety, it's okay! You can fly!" Lola laughed.

Tweety cried. Now he was humiliated because he forgot he could fly. In desperate situations Tweety sometimes forgets he can fly. "GET OUT!!!" he yelled.

Bugs and Lola got up and walked towards the door still laughing. "See ya bird brain!" said Bugs.

They started walking towards the nearest restaurant, their destination from over an hour ago if not more. They were still laughing.

"Bugsy, that was mean!" Lola laughed.

"You're the one who played along!" Bugs laughed. He really wasn't paying attention to what he was doing and tripped over a trash can, fell in head first, and rolled a couple feet. He got out. "Ouch!"

Lola knelt down beside him. "You okay?" she started to pick the fried rice out of his ears.

"Yeah, I guess. Just my dignity was hurt."

"What happened to watching where you walk?" asked Lola.

"I'm still working on it," Bugs said.

Lola giggled and kissed him. Then rubbed his ears and helped him get up. "It helps not to be so clumsy."

Bugs smiled. Lola took such good care of him. She needed to since Bugs could be clumsy every once in a while, and today was not his day. But still, Bugs was way too proud and stubborn to admit that to anyone. "I'm not clumsy. I just wasn't paying attention."

"Okay."

**

Porky Pig was walking past Tweety and Granny's apartment. He heard someone crying. He ran up to their apartment and found Tweety sobbing. "What's the ma…mott…eh, what's wrong?"

"Bugs and Lola tried to toss me out the window!" Tweety cried.

Porky frowned. Those idiots. They have no lives. He realized that Tweety could fly but decided this was not exactly the right moment to point that out to him.

The Looney Tunes (except for Sylvester) have this unspoken sick up for Tweety if he really needed it policy. I mean, Tweety is just so cute and defenseless. Okay maybe not defenseless but he's still adorable!

Porky was mad too, and he knew now that he really should go after them. "Let's go…out…outside."

Once they got out there they saw Marvin The Martian and K-9 coming around the corner looking like they'd just been mourning over a loved one.

Then came Daffy Duck looking positively evil. Right behind him was Road Runner. Wile E. also looked deadly with bloodshot eyes and his claws were showing. Then a whole bunch of people came around looking like they wanted to hurt someone. Porky could guess who it was: Bugs and Lola.