*Insert fog effect here*


"Combat based magic only improves when you shoot it at other people."


"A successful Power Attack is awesome."


"While sneaking, if the eye is partial open, you're not doing it right."


It's a load screen. It's part of the game, right? So why not my fic, too?

These are "Dragonborn" tips which is basically me being a smart-ass during load screens while my brother is playing. I'll be posting these in between chapters occasionally; probably after every ten chapters.

And hey, 10 chapters already! I'll be working on more soon. Thanks for reading and for the faves and follows. Glad to be making some people laugh and it's always fun to talk Skyrim.

Until next time!