Chapter 11

Author's Note: Yay I finally get to put a Katy Perry song in my story! : ) Please review also I don't own Dark horse. Ps The trolls never bothered me anyway (did you get the reference).

It was so unexpected, so crude, so god awful it was like shattering a BILLION mirrors in my mind, so I let out the most primal shriek ever and said everything on my mind. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO NO NO HELL NO MOTHER FUCKER, HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT SHIT FACE!" Then I lunge at Sentinel trying to gouge his eyes out, but Megatron holds me back.

"HA HA HA HA, but zou will marry me even if zou don't consent." No he can't do that, that's illegal….. but yet kidnapping is illegal. Oh no THE LAW MEANS NOTHING TO HIM, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Then to even more of my horror Sentinel began to SING!

"I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
'Cause I, I'm capable of anything
Of anything and everything" He gives me an evilly sensual grin, I gag and recoil. He begins to do what I assume is belly dancing but it's so poorly done that I can't tell what it truly is.

"Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don't make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy" Sentinel grabs Hank the vehicon and starts to twerk and grind on an amused Hank, then Sentinel looks into my eyes, I give him the middle finger. But he just laughs disgustingly.

"So you wanna play with magic
Girl, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm
Cause once you're mine, once you're mine
There's no going back" Then Sentinel pushes Hank away and catwalk struts towards me, stopping only ten feet away and to my displeasure he starts air humping. Oh lord of light PLEASE make it stop!

"Mark my words
This love will make you levitate
Like a bird
Like a bird without a cage
But down to earth
If you choose to walk away, don't walk away
It's in the palm of your hand now baby
It's a yes or no, not maybe
So just be sure before you give it all to me
All to me, give it all to me" Vehicons swarm behind him and break out into a choreographed dance, as Sentinel spreads his arms a flag falls behind him it's red and has…..a… SWASTIKA ON IT! Oh no there NAZIS! I didn't think this could get any worse but it somehow did.

"So you wanna play with magic
Girl, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm
Cause once you're mine, once you're mine (love trippin')
There's no going back" As if the horror could never end Hank begins to RAP.

"Uh
He's a beast
I call him Karma (come back)
He eats your heart out
Like Jeffrey Dahmer (woo)
Be careful
Try not to lead him on
Shorty's heart is on steroids
Cause his love is so strong
You may fall in love
When you meet him
If you get the chance you better keep him
He's sweet as pie but if you break his heart
He'll turn cold as a freezer
That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor
He can be my Sleeping Beauty
I'm gon' put him in a coma
Woo!
Damn I think I love him
Shorty so bad, I'm sprung and I don't care
He ride me like a roller coaster
Turned the bedroom into a fair (a fair!)
His love is like a drug
I was tryna hit it and quit it
But lil' fatha so dope
I messed around and got addicted" Sentinel starts to sing again as I give up on being shocked and sit down unamused.

"So you wanna play with magic
Girl, you should know what you're falling for (you should know)
Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse (like a dark horse)
Are you ready for, ready for (ready for)
A perfect storm, perfect storm (a perfect storm)
Cause once you're mine, once you're mine (mine)
There's no going back." Once he stopped Nazi confetti fell everywhere

When the confetti stopped Sentinel approached me and began to speak. "Giselle you see, you are part of the plan."

"WHAT PLAN?!" I demanded.

"AH you see after my first plan to take over earth failed I started to look for new ways to activate plan B. The search was long and hard but finally I found what I needed to takeover zis world, that thing is this!" He pulls out a vile of green fluid and shows it off.

"Just get to the fucking point." My words clearly make Sentinel cringe, he shoots the vehicons a dirty look and they scramble out of the room like kicked puppies. Once there all gone he continues.

"After ze apocalypse I began to hear about these beasties called…..ZOMBIES!" So repulsed by the name of those foul beasts that slaughtered my mama I begin to fell lightheaded.

"Yes I heard of their ferocity and difficulty to kill so I thought what if someone could control them, to make them eat only your enemies or those you see unworthy of existing on this planet, so after a year of study and work my scientists finally came up with zis little gem that I hold before you, isn't it glorious?" Ugh I'm sick of this retarded monkey's stalling, if he won't get to the point I'll make him.

"So that liquid controls zombies?" The venom in my voice is so potent I'm surprised he didn't just drop dead, but no he just gives me a fruity smile, disgusting.

"Yes, yes, yes Zit does but not just any kind of zombie, I had to find the most evil people to resurrect ZE… NAZI'S. That's why we have zese decorations yah." He says with a smile and a wink, I nearly vomit, but what does this have to do with me marrying him?

"What the hell does this have to do with me marrying you?!"

"Ah I should have answered that earlier, if you don't marry me I will kill Optimus Prime slowly and painfully right in front of you!" Oh no I can't watch him kill Optimus even if he did break up with me. So I lie, sort of, possibly?

"Optimus isn't coming for me that ass hole never loved me, he dumped me right before I was kidnapped!"

"Well I am not sure if you he broke up with you or not but I am sure of….THIS!" A giant screen rises from the floor and it begins to show footage of Optimus and Ratchet. It shows Optimus's reaction to Sentinel telling Optimus that I had been kidnapped, and his reaction was….. angry. The realization hits me like a ton of bricks, I can't believe it, Optimus still cares about me, he might even still be in love with me. My heart flutters in excitement and then violently shatters when I realize that the only way I can save him is to marry his tyrannical nazi whore.

"Zou see Optimus Prime is coming for you and when he arrives he will find nothing but death!" He laughs "But you can save him, all you have to do is say….." He approaches me and leans down to whisper in my ear. "Yes"

With all the burning pain in my soul I say "I'll do it."