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Chapter Ten-Funnels

BELLA'S POV PEOPLE

I wandered through the large isles, groaning on what Alice wanted me to do. She was just mad that I beat her in the past two things we did. Never get on Alice's bad side.

I repeated my assignment in my head- In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.


That was not going to be fun. What exactly was a Madonna look, anyway? I suddenly remembered that episode of Where Are They Now, where they showed pictures. I shuddered, why had she made me do that?

I walked slowly all the way to auto department, where some old guy was looking at me, that wasn't creepy. I reached into my purse, which, of course had a camera. Alice had explained to me that she wanted me to do, and I was not looking forward to it.

She had said to get the camera that was in my bag, which, of course, it was, stupid future seeing vampire. I went up to the large shelves, pulled down a few funnels and cones, and went to the shiniest, newest car there.

I went up to a geeky sales assistant, whose name plate read Tag, weird name.

"Um, excuse me, would you mind taking my picture." I muttered. He stared at me.

"It's for this, um, school project, and I have to sit on the car." I mumbled, my face turning red. He still stared.

"Please?" I asked. Maybe he wouldn't do it, maybe he would refuse. Hey, I tried, right?

"Of course," he finally said. Crap.

"Great." I said, climbing onto the car.

I did the best impression of Madonna that I could, posing around the funnels. The guy started taking pictures. I posed in different positions, and the guy clicked away.

Suddenly, I heard a short burst of laughter. I turned around, and to my complete, the whole Cullen family was behind me. My face went from a light pink to a bright, watermelon red.

"Hey guys." I muttered, they laughed, and I blushed even harder.

"Hey Tag!" Rosalie called, he took one look at her, looked back at me, turned a beat red, darker than mine, tossed me the camera, and took off.

I finally got down from the car, looking at them all.

"What was that about?" I asked.

"Come on, get down from there, I will explain." Edward called, and I climbed down.

"Guys, guess what's next on the list!" Alice called, once I was safely down. I frowned, this could not be good.

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