Any and all Twilight-related quotes are,1) accidental (I only put this here because someone said it was a quote out of one of the books.,...I,for one,do not care for sparkly vampires) and 2) owned by whatsirface,Stephanie Myer.

I don't own Georgia or any of the characters,especially Sven and his furry shorts...Louise Rennison does.

CTSP(or however you spell it,he he he)-OM flipping goodness...you ...must...CHILLAX !Here is the next bit (the nuaghty bits,nudge nudge,wink wink) so CHIL ! And review !

Skylar-Thank you for your loverly and sane must be new here :)

Chaela-laughluuurver -Robbie is here for a reason but yes,I was so tempted just for them to have it off (oo-er) and that would ruin my gist !

The It's-What's-Best Tactic

He shrugged. "It was ,Gee,do you think that things,things go wrong on purpose,to make things right again?"

"What?"
"Do you think we split for now,so we could,you know,be together later?"
I looked at Dave "What do you mean?"

He looked at me a long,long time then he shrugged "I guess nuffink. S'laters Gee." and he went off.

I made a run for the stairs but Vati came through and said "Join us,Gee!"
"No fanks I'd rather not spend the night in A&E!"
"OK then, miss out on the good news then!"
I stopped.

"What good news?"

Oh God if Mum's preggers...

"We're moving... To Ireland!"

Oh,bloody HELL .

Saturday,December 18th

7am

I have GOT to talk to someone about Dave.

And about moving to Leprchaun-a-go-go Land .

Bloody Hell,my life is literally going down the loo.

Jas'

Banged on Jas' door for about 20 minutes before her mum came out and told me she went on a final ramble with Tom.

Tom's leaving after the Autumn Devil Days Dance,or whatever it is called,Tuesday.

She must be going mental.

Poor girl.

2 Seconds Later

Oh,well,I have got bigger problems.

I am moving to IRELAND for Slim's sake !

And that is a BIG sake.

Home

Tucked up with Barney and Scuba-Diving Barbie.

I went round to Rosie's and told her about moving away and DTL being...all nicey-nice to me,and Robbie popping up all of the time.

Rosie said "Hmmmm,we must consult the beard."

"Oh,no."

"Oh,yes, you have problems, you MUST consult the beard!" and she threw a rainbow-striped beard at me.

And I had to wear it as she sucked on a bubble pipe..you know,you suck it and bubbles come out (*leave it)?

She went "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..." for the longest time.

I was nearly ready to yell "Hmmmm what,in the name of Lord Sandra,what?" but then she said "I think.,..."

"Yes?"
"I think..."

"Yes?" I very nearly shouted.

"I think...let's go down the disco!" and she did mad dancing with lots of squats and yodeling.

So that was pointless.

And,to top it all,she accidentally kicked my shin doing a high kick and now my leg is all black and purple.

Urgh.

11am

Was dreaming about were at Stalag 14 during Assembly and Dave was there in a rainbow beard.I said to him "Why are you wearing a beard?"
And he said "I know not for whom the PANTS toll,they toll for thee!" then Mum woke me up poking me in the side.

I pulled my blankets over my head "Go ''s tooo nippy noodles."

"You have a visitor,darling."

"Tell her to bugger off."

"Well,last I checked I'm not a I last checked about 15 minutes ago."

I sat up in bed.

Dave was leaning in my door way,grinning.

Oh,bollocks.

And Robbie was with him.

Oh, DOUBLE bollocks.

3 Minutes Later

I 'let' Mum take them downstairs and made her promise she wouldn't talk to them about clothes,snogging, or music.

Mum looked at me "How about I just DON'T talk,then?"
I said "Yes,fanks,Mum!"
Then I saw she wasn't kidding.

I decided to plead with her and it took about a zillion years, but she promised she wouln't talk to them about snogging or say the word 'canoodling'.

As she left she said "So I can say trouser snake addendum then?" then went out, laughing.

Ohhh,,,I am going to KILL her.

But can't right now first I have to-

PUT SOME BLOODY CLOTHES ON !

17 Minutes Later

Decided on jeans,ankle boots and my fav poloneck on the clothes front.

Now,makeup...

6 Minutes Later

Went for the fresh-faced skiier look, light concealer and blush,with extra lashings of eye-liner and a tres sportif pontytail.

Nearly broke my neck going downstairs.

They were in the living I went in Vati was saying "-to Ireland, with my brother you met him?"
Dave said "Is he the one that turned up at Gee's school on the motorbike and said he was her boyfriend?"

"Yes,that's him"

And they all started laughing.

Oh,no.

40 Minutes Later

Finally !Freedom!

As we went out the gate I looked at them 'Why were you here anyways?"
Robbie looked a bit shifty, but then said "I wanted to see you,Gee, and-you know,catch up on then Dave showed up just as I got to the door."

Dave nodded "So we made it a menga-a-duex.I know how much you like them,Georgia" and he winked.

Oh,Lordy.

I pretended I didn't know what he was talking about,and so I looked at Robbie and said "So,erm,wanna go to Costa Rico's ?"

Costa's

Brrrrr,nippy out.

The coffee is vair nice and make me warmy-warm allll over though.

And the nice thing is,as Robbie and Dave are both exes, and literally yesterday's news,I can drink using hasmter lips and not look crazy.

We all did.

Between slurps Robbie said "So,Gee,how's Stalag 14?"
I shrugged "The .We're hiring on a new perv-erm,I mean caretaker."

"You mean the one you that you told Jas was on fire so he hurt his back on his own wheelbarrow?"
"Yes,that one" and I started to laugh. And not just little,tinkling lady laughs, but mad snorting heggy-hog-hog laughs,like the way Libby laughs.

I tried to stop but couldn't .

You know when you are laughing and really know you should stop and everyone is looking at you?

Well,I had that.

We all did.

And,worst of all,that's when Lindsay walked in.

She looked at me and Robbie and Dave all laughing like loons, then frowned and stalked over.

As soon as Robbie saw her he stopped laughing and said 'Oh,CRAP." and looked at me a bit,well,honestly,I think he was scared.

Lindsay came over and I braced myself for hot coffee down my for her to'accidentally' knock me off my chair with her stick-insect elbows,,she just ignored me and Dave and smiled sweetly at Robbie.

"Robbie, we better go, plans to make,honey." and she tapped her watch.

I looked at 's back with Lindsay?When in the name of Our Lord Sandra's bra did THAT happen?

I looked over at Dave and he raised an eyebrow and shrugged.

Hmmmmmm...

Robbie stood up and said "Ok,dear, be with you in a minute." and she smiled,flashing me daggers, then flounced off to the ordering counter.

I looked at did were all agog with,erm,agognosity.

Finally I said "Better not leave her too long,Robbie." and Robbie said "Yeah " sort of sadly.

He kissed me on the cheek (making sure Lindsay wasn't looking,first) then went out, motioning to Lindsay he was.

After he went out and Lindsay got her coffee she came back to me. I thought "Here we go,hot coffee down my shirt" but she got about two inches from my breath smelled like .

"Back off, little girl,he's keeps."

Dave said "Aren't you supposed to be off laying waste to Tokyo?"

Lindsay gasped ,stared at Dave then stomped off.

I sort of hoped her stick legs would snap,but no.

Dave smiled at me 'That wasn't rude was it?"
"Yes, to Godzilla" and we both laughed like we are.

We paid then went back out.

"Brrr,nippy."

Dave looked at the sky "Maybe it'll snow and I won't be forced to that damned dance."

"So,you're going then?"
I shrugged. "Why,are you?"

He shrugged 'Dunno."

We started walking along home,slowly.

"So,Ireland huh?"

I looked at him "Yeah..how did you know?"
"Your Vati told me."

"Oh,no."

"Yes,well,he seemed excited."

"He gets excited at the word even drools .He nearly wets him self with excitement when the toast pops up."

Dave smiled. "So...are you then? Moving I mean."

"I don't 's nothing for me here,anymore."

Dave raised an eyebrow.

".Probably."

Dave blew out a breath "Listen,Georgia,I know we've had our...,can you give me a chance?"

I looked at him.

"Okayyy,maybe ,listen,Gee, can you do me one thing?"
"What?"
"Well,you have to promise,first."

"It doesn't have anything to do with camels does it?"
"-"

"Or hair remover?"
He looked at me a bit wouldn't?
"Nooo..."

"Beards?"
He was smiling now and he said "No,I think you have spent too much time around Rosie,she is rubbing off on you." and I said "Oooer" and he laughed.

"So,seriously,Gee,promise?"
I pretended to be thinking about it "Uhmmm..."

"Gee!"

"Umm.."

He stamped his foot "Georgia Louise Nicholson!"
I looked at him "Did you just stamp your foot?"
*pause*

"No"

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."

He gave me his best withering look and I couldn't help but laugh.

He's such a -laugh.

"OK,,you didn't stamp your foot," I smiled at him "-You stomped it"

He grabbed my handbag and smacked me with it,laughing, then ducked away before I could duff him up.

2 Minutes Later

Eventually he came back and did linksies with said 'So,do you?"
I looked at him "Ooo-er,mister."

And he laughed "You know what I mean."

I sighed "OK,yes,I ,what horrific thing am I promising, Dave?"
"Do you promise to make a choice,me or Ireland?"

We stopped in front of my was starting to snow and the flakes looked lovely on his eyelashes.

Corrr.

Down,bottom ,down!

I said "I..don't know.I mean,I don't know if I have a choice."

He reached out and played with my hair "From talking to your Vati,you do."

I looked at him,shaking my hair out of his hand "You already talked to him about this?"
"Yes, I told him quitting school would be a bad decision,especially being in the middle of a school-year, and changing schools may put you way behind."

"Ah,the old It's-What's-Best tactic.I tried using the same thing convincing Mum we shouldn't move to New Zealand."

Dave looked at me,confused and I waved a hand "It was back when-well,before I met it didn't got hurt by a rogue bore and came ."

'Ah,well," He put his face close to mine "But that one didn't work,and this me know at the dance,'Kay?" and he winked and went off home.

What? What?

I am sooo confused.

Bed

Does he REALLY mean it, to choose between Ireland and him?

20 Minutes Later
Am I allowed to choose?

1 Hour Later

And if I did, would I choose Ireland?

34 Minutes Later

Or Dave?

32 Minutes Later

And what ever happened to Emma-stupid-Thompson?

I though he was with her?

Come to think of it,I've not seen her for a few weeks...

1 Minute Later

Maybe she died!

2 Minutes Later

No,I am not that lucky.

4 Minutes Later

But,then again,why do I even care?

Ohhhh I am soooooooooo full of confusidnosity, I am never going to sleep !

1 Minute Later

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