A/N: Yea... Last chapter was awful. The fight was too short and no gory details. I made Kruto OP when I didn't mean to. I wanted to have him fail because of the Devils attacking him, but I never tied it in. Maybe I shouldn't have had him meet Asia? Food for thought. Anyway, as Dragon Bone Z requested, this will sort of be a filler chapter. Maybe even some jokes that aren't my lame jokes about Kruto breaking the 4th wall. I am trying to make one every chapter, and even I don't know why, even though

I am making them. Wow, what kind of author is that... Anyway, this chapter should be better. I will try to improve my fights, and I think I will do something to Kruto so he is not as OP. Maybe before the Kokabiel arc. Also, shout out to Dragon Bone Z for some great criticism. You weren't rude, and even if you were, you still gave good criticism. You didn't just say, "It's too short!". You said something along the lines of: "I think it would be good if you wrote some filler arcs to make this story more interesting. Also to spice it up." Now people, that is what I am talking about. I am not a narcissist (I hope), so I can take criticism. But only if it actually helps. I want you to tell me what would make it better. I am not just writing this for myself anymore. I actually decided that I really did it for my small number of fans. It is just so fulfilling when somebody comments and tells me things I didn't think about. I just love that people actually enjoy something I made. I get the greatest amount of joy when others are happy as a result of my actions. It makes me feel as if I have lived truly. Also, if you want me to write a Warframe crossover with DxD, I really want to write it and get some people to tell what I did well and what I didn't do so well. I mean, I am gonna write it anyway, but hey at least I will give a heads-up to my small fan base. Also, I will try to explain some things through flashbacks for it to make more sense. Anyway, do the three R's of Fanfiction! Read, Rate, and Review! Also Fav and Follow if you like this story!

P.S: As of right now, all I have seen of HS DxD is the anime up until season 4... Pretty sad., right? I can't buy it cause I am broke as fuck, and I also could not watch it anyway. I mostly just have knowledge from reading other fanfics that were accurate and gave me a general idea of what happened after season three.

Edit: Thank you guest, I will try to keep it going, even if this type of idea isn't very original. Hyperion is, but having a gear based on a mythical being isn't. Thank you for the compliment though!

*In Fifth Heaven (Medical Heaven) {A/N: I think... Tell me if I am wrong.}*

I wake up to see someone standing over me. I open my eyes a little wider and I see a familiar face. "Hey Gabriel." Gabriel immediately rushes over, saying things like, "Are you okay? Are you in pain? How are you doing?" Etc. Etc... Yep, that's Gabriel. Worried over her basically adopted child. I get up and hug her. She is crying into my shoulder, and now my shirt/medical clothing is soaked with tears. Man, I guess I didn't realize just how much she cared for me. Well, I gotta get her off me or I swear my freakin hormones will make me fall. "Gabriel, will you please get off of me for a moment so I can explain?"

"You better mister, you are in a lot of trouble!"

"But I'm too loveable, you can't stay mad at me..."

"Yes, I can't, but Michael can." All the blood just drained from my face. Well... Shit. The head honcho is mad at me. That is not good. Angering the Archangel within the beginning of my life as an angel, that won't end well. I think I am going to skedaddle now. "Bye Gabriel!" Before she could reply, I quickly used the angel form of a teleportation circle to go to my house. I hope the cat didn't destroy everything... The aut- (A/N: I might start stop caring at this point... Or assassinating every single conspiracy theorist out there...) If that cat destroyed everything, that would be just cruel. I don't need any more bad karma at this point.

*At Kruto's House*

Well, I don't know what god or being of power decided to be nice to me, but the cat had not touched anything at all. Maybe it learned some boundaries? Nah, probably not. Cat's don't give two shits anyway. Although, I did hear one weird thing. Snoring. Nobody was sleeping in my house right? I quietly sneaked up to my room, which was the source of the snoring, and opened the door. "AHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CAT?!"

"Meow, please be quiet, it's too early to wake up. Oops, I just spoke..."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHY DOES LIFE WANT TO MAKE MY LIFE SO FUCKING WEIRD?!"

"I said quiet! Either that or come snuggle~" 'Hyperion, please explain I might need some mental health counseling if you don't.'

[Well, your "cat" was actually a Nekomata, a rare form of Nekoshou that can use youjutsu and senjutsu.]

'Why does this always happen to me?!!!'

[I told you, my aura will make strange things happen.]

"Ok, can you at least tell me your name?"

"It's Lydia, and you can snuggle anytime. You are very warm."

"You mean that you've slept with me before?! As a woman?!"

"Is there a problem? I thought men liked women who made a lot of skin to skin contact."

"For pervs: that is true. I however, am not a perv."

"Well, you're warm so I'm gonna snuggle anyway." Grabbing me, she pulled me down into the cliched anime protagonist death site. The bosom. I was now on the bed with Lydia's head on my chest and her arms wrapped around me. I figured I wasn't getting up anytime soon. I really wanted to make sure there were no Fallen scum left. I wouldn't have an issue with chill Fallen, but so far my impression of them was really biased. I do wonder how Issei knew Asia was in the church. It just felt like Issei in the church. Except it was his good side. Not his perverted one. This is probably what happened...

*Flashback to before the Ceremony, Issei's POV*

I was walking along when I heard someone kind of squeal then fall to the ground. Even though the girl was pretty (and there was a nice panty shot too,) I wanted to act like a gentleman. So I picked up some of her stuff and apologized. She said she was surprised since I could speak Italian. She seemed nice, so I decided I would hang out for a little while longer. As it got later, she showed me something that surprised me. A little boy scraped his knee, and the nun, Asia, ran over and started praying. It hurt, but it was amazing to see someone who could heal somoeone so easily. When she walked back over, I said, "Very cool gift you have. I am glad to see someone like you healing others. It just fits." Blushing, she replied, "Thank you, but I consider it a gift from God. I try to stay devout. Also, do you know where the church is? I need to be there tonight for a special ceremony." Ok, that church was abandoned long ago. Maybe it was infested with Fallen? That would seem- Oh God 'Ow', they are going to steal her Sacred Gear! That will kill her! I can't let this happen. She won't stay away from the church, so I'll just have to save her myself. I replied, "Yes, I do know where the church is, and I can walk you there."

"Oh, that would be wonderful! This must be a gift from God!" I swear, I am getting really annoyed at this devil thing where it hurts to even think His name. Oh well, I can't do anything about it. I will just go back home once I take her to the church.

*Flashback End, Kruto's POV*

Well, it is late now, and Lydia is still asleep. I am hungry. This is a conflicting situation. Now I get to see if my Escape Artist skill has a high enough bonus to beat her DC (A/N: Pathfinder/Dungeons and Dragons reference anyone? No? Man, I thought it was good...). I tried to extricate myself from her tight and soft- Bad Boy Kruto, don't go there. I failed, and it looks like I rolled a 1. She woke up, and now I started straight up running because a grumpy cat is not Christmas (A/N: Memes? With the "Dashing through the NO!"? Anyone? What the fuck has happened to the young ones? (Even though I am not even 16 yet...). I wonder if there is a manual to actually understand women. Suddenly, and conveniently, the television turned on and brought an advertisement about a book called, "How to Understand Women". I get the feeling that it is a scam. Anyway, I got up and rummaged through my fridge to make some food. Sadly, I only had some spices, some flour, and some other things that could be made into dough. Wait! I could make homemade pizza! I feel like an idiot now... I gathered all of the ingredients necessary, and I started forming and mixing them into four different parts. Dough, sauce, cheese, and toppings. I got the dough in the oven, and set it to about 425 degrees Fahrenheit. I let it heat up for a while, and when the dough looked solid enough, I took it out, put the sauce, cheese, and toppings on it. I then put it back in and I set a timer for about 20 minutes. I left the kitchen to go get my grip strength equipment, and I started just squeezing. I ended up laying against the couch, and closing my eyes. I was tired, I needed some slee- No! Must work on grip strength! I started squeezing again, only to find the resistance was different. I also heard a sound and I swore the "It was at this moment he realized, He Fucked Up" played in the background. I opened my eyes, and immediately ran to the bathroom for a very cold shower. Again, I swear I heard the "It was at this moment that he realized, He Fucked Up" played again. I then understood the peril of my situation. I trapped myself in a bathroom that included a shower. Lydia loves being warm. So she's gonna force me to shower with her. If I am somehow still an angel after this, I am going to smack my head into a wall and then have a mini party for it. "Krutoooo? Did you enjoy groping me so much you wanted to take a steamy, hot, wet shower with me? I think it's a great idea!"

"Wait, I will fall if you-"

"You said you're not a perv right? Then you'll be fine. As long as I don't do this~" Ahhh, oh dear lord that felt go-bad. Her breasts were so so-uncomfortable against my back. I was getting so hor-disgusted by this. She turned in the shower, and since I have great plumbing and a great water heater, the water was already warm when we (she forced me) in. I tried my best to look the other way, but she kept forcing me to wash her in certain areas she couldn't reach/wanted me to touch. That was just her excuse. Then again, cats don't usually give two shits about anything. So, I am fucked. I tried to escape, but she said, "Nuh-uh. Since you washed me, I'll wash you too~" OH PLEASE NO!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEE!