Disclaimer: should I just stop writing these all together?

Setting during MOA, while the girls are worried, the boys start arguing about who's hotter

"Yo Percy, your girlfriend called me ruggedly handsome" said Jason

"Your girlfriend called me cute" said Percy

"Percy, your girlfriend called me cute too" said Frank

"Your girlfriend said I look like a GOD" said Percy

"…"

"…"

"…"

"ANNABETH!"

"PIPER!"

"HAZEL!"

Awww….where's Leo during all of this?! Oh well, Lazel is still my OTP (you'd know if you've seen any of my other stories)

XOXO,

VV The Wise Girl