A/n: If you're reading please review! I love to hear from you, and to hear your ideas. This episode is a kind of parody off of events in The Clone Wars TV series.
Jedi Master Plo Koon sat in an escape pod with three Clone Troopers: Two-Stripe Joe, named for his unusual hair cut, Small Joe, named for him being an unusually small clone, and… "Who's that guy?" asked the Jedi Master. The two Joes looked at each other and shrugged. "He's the other guy," they replied in unison.
"Good Force!" cried Plo. "Not the other guy! The other guy always dies first! It's always the one who isn't a member of the Enterprise that goes first!"
"Umm sir," said Two Strip. "Our ship was named by the Chancellor himself. It was called The Great Chancellor IV, not the Enterprise."
"Nonsense," sniffed Plo. "All ships are called the Enterprise. Now how much food do we have on this thing? I eat first and you three get what's left."
"Sir, I'm afraid you already ate what was in the escape pods," reported Small Joe. "We have no food."
"Well, I guess we all know how this is going to end, now don't we?" stated Plo.
The two Troopers who counted thought for a minute.
"No sir," they replied in one voice, creeping out the Jedi Master. "We're afraid we don't know how this will end."
"Well, it's simple," said Plo Koon in a voice that implied that he was wearing a large smile. "We eat the other guy!"
"Hey, wait a minute!" interrupted the Other Guy.
"I have a name- well, a code number anyway, a job- well, a purpose, but it would be a job if you people weren't so cheap, and a life. Granted, not much of one, but still I have a life."
Plo was about to reply, but Two Stripe Joe got to it first. "What's your code number?"
"123456789" responded 123456789.
"No kidding!" The two clones did the creepy one voice thing again.
"I'm 123456790, and he's 123456788!"
"We're practically brothers!" they all said at once.
Master Plo frowned. "Well," he muttered to himself, "We're still eating someone."