Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I'm sure JKR wouldn't have kept you waiting a year for one chapter.

Sorry peoples.

AN: So yeah, not even looked at this in over a year. I would say life got in the way buuuut… no. StarKid and other fandoms got in the way. Microsoft Word says that fandoms isn't a real word. Well screw you too Word!

Anyways, hope this is appreciated. And if you're still reading this story, I honestly love you.

IM Marauders Style

Chapter 11 – Who the hell?

FurryLittleProblem has entered the chatroom.

FurryLittleProblem: Umm… Guys? GUYS? I need a little help here.

SeriousLeeWhite has entered the chatroom.

FurryLittleProblem: Oh, thank goodness, Sirius I need some help.

SeriousLeeWhite: Oh Merlin, you too?

FurryLittleProblem: …?

SeriousLeeWhite: I didn't realise… I'm sorry.

FurryLittleProblem: Realise… what?

SeriousLeeWhite: Errr… Nothing serious. Just

NoChance_James has entered the chatroom.

SeriousLeeWhite: Oh thank Merlin, Lily, Remus has a… problem.

NoChance_James: Right… What kind of problem?

SeriousLeeWhite: I may or may not have enchanted the pillows in the dorm room to sing Stayin' Alive at full volume when somebody puts their head on it.

FurryLittleProblem: …

NoChance_James: *Sigh* I'm not here to clean up your mess every time Sirius. If you

FurryLittleProblem: You did what Sirius?

SeriousLeeWhite: That… wasn't… what you were talking about.

FurryLittleProblem: And is there any way of getting rid of the charm?

SeriousLeeWhite: I… Yes, there is but I…

NoChance_James: I guess you don't know.

SeriousLeeWhite: Well…

NoChance_James: No, you don't. Seriously, Sirius, I

SeriousLeeWhite: Ooh look, a butterfly!

SeriousLeeWhite has left the chatroom.

FurryLittleProblem: I could strangle him sometimes.

NoChance_James: I know the feeling. So… You have a problem?

FurryLittleProblem: Umm… yes. There's this guy following me.

NoChance_James: And he's in the school grounds?

FurryLittleProblem: Well… yes.

NoChance_James: A student?

FurryLittleProblem: Doesn't look like one.

NoChance_James: Have you ever seen him before?

FurryLittleProblem: He looks vaguely familiar. But I… have no idea why.

NoChance_James: So what

LovingLily has entered the chatroom.

LovingLily: I DID IT!

NoChance_James: I don't even wanna know.

FurryLittleProblem: James?

LovingLily: I got you! Hahaha!

FurryLittleProblem: Umm… What? That's you?

LovingLily: Hahaha! I knew it! You thought

FurryLittleProblem: SERIOUSLY JAMES I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I'M HIDDEN IN ONE OF THE DANGEROUS GREENHOUSES AND I HAVE CHARMS IN 3 MINUTES.

LovingLily: Wait, what?

FurryLittleProblem: You read what I wrote.

LovingLily: Yes, but… in one of the greehouses? Really? A bit of an overreaction don't you think?

FurryLittleProblem: ?!

LovingLily: It's only a small explosion!

NoChance_James: Wait, what?

LovingLily: Hey Lils! I… erm… enchanted Remus's quill to explode when he next wrote with it. And… shower him in flowers and sparkles. But he looks so FUNNY right now! :D

NoChance_James: …

FurryLittleProblem: …

LovingLily: …?

FurryLittleProblem: That's not… me.

LovingLily: What? No? Don't be silly, of course it's you? Hi Remu… Wait, no… that's not you… They look a bit annoyed… Erm… got to ;hrb…shggekuhgb

Cannot connect to user:LovingLily. Sorry for the inconvenience.

NoChance_James: So what's this mystery guy wearing?

FurryLittleProblem: Huh… What? Don't you think we should help him?

NoChance_James: Don't worry, I can see him. He's… fine. Ish.

FurryLittleProblem: …

Lily?

NoChance_James: I'm back. I just went to… help James. He's unconscious and not in any pain. So, the guy?

FurryLittleProblem: W… Yeah, erm… He had a suit on, made of tweed… Suspenders and a bowtie.

NoChance_James: Gotta be a wizard then. Did he say anything?

FurryLittleProblem: I

HalfBloodPrince has entered the chatroom.

FurryLittleProblem: Severus, do you know what's going on?

HalfBloodPrince: So it worked? It actually worked?

NoChance_James: For goodness sake, Severus, it's you?

HalfBloodPrince: Hey Lils! Erm… nothing… just asmalllittlespellthatmayorma ynothaveturnedRemusbrightblu e.

FurryLittleProblem: Why is everyone trying to prank me? For MERLIN'S SAKE.

HalfBloodPrince: You must admit, it's quite amusing, hiding my charm in the jelly.

NoChance_James: I am honestly sick of you boys. Why are you all picking on Remus? And I've told you NOT TO CALL ME LILS.

HalfBloodPrince: I'm sorry! But it's really fun and I want to see your face right now. Only I know the antidote, so get your arse over to Charms right NOW. Flitwick's looking for you.

NoChance_James: I swear, Severus

FurryLittleProblem: I CAN'T get to Charms because

HalfBloodPrince: You're embarrassed? Don't worry, once you accept me as the superior charm maker, I'll remove the spell and you can

FurryLittleProblem: THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM I HAVE THIS WEIRD CREEPY ENTHUSIASTIC GUY FOLLOWING ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND SCREW YOUR CHARM I DIDN'T EVEN EAT THE JELLY BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE THE SUPERIOR CHARM MAKER THEN FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY IS OR SOMETHING CAUSE I'M NOT COMING OUT TIL HE'S GONE CAUSE HE HAS THIS WEIRD GLOWING BLUE THING IN HIS HAND AND I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S DANGEROUS OR NOT.

HalfBloodPrince: … Wow.

HalfBloodPrince has left the chatroom.

FurryLittleProblem: Just…

NoChance_James: Well if you'd like, I could get out of Charms and come and find you?

FurryLittleProblem: Erm… I think he's gone now, don't worry. I'm coming to class. Just hold OH MERLIN

NoChance_James: Dammit!

FurryLittleProblem: Hello?

NoChance_James: Remus?

FurryLittleProblem: Oh, is that his name?

NoChance_James: Who are you?

FurryLittleProblem: My name's The Doctor. I'm a… well… something.

NoChance_James: How did you get here?

FurryLittleProblem: In a little big blue box! Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt anybody. But my box sort of… fell… into the lake. Can you tell me if there's anything dangerous in there?

NoChance_James: Where's Remus?

FurryLittleProblem: He's right here. I promise I'll get him to his lesson and give him his laptop back as soon as I have my blue box back. She probably misses me.

NoChance_James: I suppose… I should probably trust you.

FurryLittleProblem: Good! I love it when they do that. Makes life easier.

NoChance_James: There's a Giant Squid, possibly Merpeople, and Grindylows.

FurryLittleProblem: Great! Cool! I'll be back soon.

NoChance_James: Wait, sir!

FurryLittleProblem: He's gone.

NoChance_James: Remus?

FurryLittleProblem: Finally, yes.

NoChance_James: How do I know this?

FurryLittleProblem: You're Lily Evans and I'm Remus Lupin. I didn't give our last names to the weird guy. I think he's harmless, he just really likes this… box thing. Wait…

NoChance_James: What's going on?

FurryLittleProblem: I just heard this weird whooshing sound. Like… I don't even know what it sounds like. Just weird. I'm gonna check it out.

NoChance_James: This is way too overwhelming for a Tuesday.

FurryLittleProblem: I looked outside and I found this note on the ground that says 'Thank you for your help, Remus, now off to lessons with you.' I… guess he found his blue box.

NoChance_James: I guess it's all over then? What're you gonna tell Flitwick?

FurryLittleProblem: I dunno, erm… Peeves held me up. Where's Peeves?

NoChance_James: Last I saw him was seventh floor. I guess that'll work.

FurryLittleProblem: Great!

NoChance_James: Or you could tell him the truth?

FurryLittleProblem: …

NoChance_James: …

FurryLittleProblem: Hahahahaha! No.

NoChance_James: I know! Why would we tell him about a random guy who appeared and disappeared again with no warning and we have no idea who he is?

FurryLittleProblem: I know! Crazy… I wonder how he got his box out of the lake so quickly…

NoChance_James: Yeah… See you in 5 minutes?

FurryLittleProblem: Yep!

NoChance_James has left the chatroom.

LittleRat: Hello?

FurryLittleProblem: Sorry Peter, gotta get to class.

FurryLittleProblem has left the chatroom.

LittleRat: Anyone? I need help! I'm trapped in the dorm and my pillow's singing at me and I'm bright blue and I don't know what's going on! Halp?

…

Anyone?

…

Aww…

LittleRat has left the chatroom.

AN: I love me some authors notes.

So I was writing and the Doctor just appeared, so I thought why not? If you're not a Doctor Who fan I can't tell if you'll enjoy or not, I don't exactly have a non-Whovian's perspective.

So I hope anybody who still wants to read this can forgive me for the wait.

Apparently Whovian isn't a word either. Well… It is now *Begin slow and sinister smile*

Thanks for reading!