This set of rules has been written from observation and influence of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads. They shall be held as such, no matter the situation. They shall be followed at all times and updated when deemed necessary.

Disclaimer- I do not own Bleach, but I do own the random Lieutenant Shihoin that I put in here. Sadly I only own her existence (or lack thereof) and not her name.

AN: I'm burning out of rules here. I need a muse and fast. Alsp, people keep asking me why this doesn't have more reviews. I don't know, maybe it's because people like to read and not drop a review...

*clears throat* I feel better now :3

The Handbook of Central 46

191) Whoever installed that fire-hydrant from the world of the living in front of the 7th Division's barracks, put it back where you found it. Captain Komamura won't use it.

192) Iba, Captain Unohana didn't appreciate you taping her seventh seat Hanataro Yamamda to the post outside of 11th Division's barracks with 'Fresh Meat' written on his forehead.

193) Nor did she appreciate you, Kira and Hisagi trying to sacrifice him to the Gods of Rukongai.

194) The creepy guy behind the barracks is not one of the Gods of Rukongai.

195) There are NO Gods of Rukongai.

196) Hinamori, you can't smite people just because Ichimaru said you could.

197) Can someone explain why Captain Soi-Fon's black cat plushie is on fire in the main courtyard?

198) Don't open that window Abarai.

199) Take down that math equation off Squad 4's barracks. She won't walk on the correct side of the hallways with it there.

200) There will be no fruit related mutinies anytime soon.

201) Stop using the main courtyard for anything. Including that thing with the hamster Kurotsuchi.

202) We understand and respect your relationships with your zanpakuto spirits. However, having them 'whip new recruits into shape' will get your water cooler privileges revoked.

203) Yes, you had water cooler privileges. Keyword: had

204) Who offered Soi-Fon breast implants?

205) Captain Komamura is not a rare Pokemon that only appears every 100 years. So stop running up to him with Poke' balls yelling 'Koma-kun, I choose you!'

AAN: Just one more page of rules and then to the Creepy Guy Chronicles! Off we go!