A/N: For those of you who've been reading this, this is the final chapter.
"Hey, um, can I get the mic for a second?" Kurt asked Sam, who, with Artie and Puck, was in the middle of singing Justin Bieber's "Never Let You Go". He nodded and handed it over. "Um, attention, prom attendees…I'm sorry for interrupting…no, I'm not sorry, that music was probably painful to listen to. No offense, guys. Anyway, we need to get everyone out of here right now."
"Why?" someone called out.
"Well, because, I don't know how to put this lightly, there's a bomb in the school," Kurt replied. People gasped and looked at Kurt as if he would tell them what to do next. "Uh, leave?" Students began filing out and Kurt put the mic down, exhaling, when a sharp voice interrupted his train of thought.
"Porcelain, what is the meaning of this?" Sue Sylvester demanded.
"Coach Sylvester, please, I'm not lying. There is a bomb, it's in the basement, and it will blow up the school. We need to get everyone out," Kurt explained. Coach Sylvester nodded and began to shove students out of the auditorium.
"Kurt Hummel, I've been looking for you," a voice said.
"Shit," Kurt grumbled, turning to face Lindy Todd, who was holding a pistol. "Put the gun down and tell me what you want, Miss Crazy Pants. You want a date? Well, I'm gay and even if I was straight, I wouldn't take you anywhere, except maybe a mental institution."
"Fuck you," she snarled.
"Hey, Lindy, follow me and I'll let you kill Sebastian and myself as part of your crazy revenge for killing your sister, okay?" Kurt arched an eyebrow and smirked. Lindy seemed to mull it over and prodded Kurt in the back with her gun.
"Let's go."
"Kurt!" Sebastian whined. "Please unshackle me!" Upon seeing Lindy, his eyes widened. "Wait, hold on, why is she here?!"
"Lindy, can you come here for a sec?" Kurt wheedled, pulling another pair of handcuffs out. The girl complied; Kurt knocked the gun from her hand and chained her next to Sebastian. "Okay, now since Smythe won't give me the deactivation code for the bomb, I'll leave you two to talk out your crazy while I get everyone else out of the school."
"You said you loved me," Sebastian moaned.
"Well, that was before you tried to kill me. Bye, Sebastian. Bye, Lindy," he said. "Have fun in hell. Lindy, say hi to your sister and Chris for me, okay?" Kurt left the basement, Sebastian and Lindy's screams following him. Kurt stepped out the front door of the school.
"Boom."
Students milled about, watching firefighters hose down McKinley High. Kurt stood off to the side, his head tilted.
"Kurt?" a voice asked. He looked to his left, finding Tyler standing there, a small smile on his face.
"Hey, Tyler," Kurt replied.
"I heard they found your boyfriend and the sister of that crazy religious chick in the basement," he said. Kurt shrugged. "I wanted to ask you something."
"Shoot."
"Would you want to go on a date with me?" Tyler looked hopeful. Kurt smiled and took the brunet's hand.
"Sure, why not?"
A/N2: If you liked it, glad you did. If you didn't, well, you didn't. Tyler becomes more prominent in a follow-up/AU fic, It's Getting Boring by the Sea.