Hello, dear readers. This is the next chapter to Akatsuki Action Figures.

Oh! And, there's a pole on my profile for which story I should start on after I done with one of my current ones. Mostly crack-fics and such. But, I urge you to vote! PLEASE!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other copyrighted stuff.

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I am sure that life hates me.

No, scratch that, I'm positive.

Why? You may ask. That is simple, I woke up in my living room.

Now, most people would be like, "Is that all?"

And then I would say, "Um, no, jerk, I wasn't finished."

Then they would be like. "Psh, you're the jerk."

So then I would be like, "You're the one who interrupted."

And then they would say something like, "Well, you paused, I thought you were done."

And then I would shout something random and stupid at them so that they would be confused. Then I would punch them. Then laugh.

Hahahaha… life is good. Except when you wake up in an Akatsuki dog pile.

Seriously, I was practically buried under them. The only way out of this is…

"FOOD!" I yelled, at the top of my lungs.

And suddenly, I could breathe. "Thank Jashin." I sat up and brushed myself off, then turned around to them, "Okay, who dies first?"

"What are you talking about, yeah?" It took a lot of willpower not to laugh at Deidara. His hair was down, and he would look exactly like a girl if he wasn't shirtless.

…

Wait, he's shirtless.

And then, just to make it even worse, my brother came through the door.

And you know what he did?

He screamed like a little fangirl and started muttering, "Akatsuki… shirtless… little sister… living room…"

And all I could do was stand there gaping.

I swear someone is going to die today.

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Okay, let's fast forward about ten minutes.

"So… you're telling me these are the real Akatsuki?" Andrew asked me for the millionth time.

"Yes, Andrew."

"And that you have no clue what happened last night?"

"Yes, Andrew."

"That means that anything could've happened!"

"Yes, Andrew- Wait WHAT?"

"Kit, anything could've happened!"

And this is where I smack the crap out of brother for thinking such things.

"Oww…" He muttered while standing up.

"Be a man!" I said, poking him on the forehead. "Foolish older brother."

He rolled his eyes at me.

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Let's fast forward an hour.

"Tell me again why we are watching this." I was currently sitting in the living room with the Akatsuki.

Guess what I'm forcing them to do.

Yep, watch Naruto and Naruto Shippuden.

I already explained the whole you're-cartoons-so-get-over-it thing.

"Because, Kisame, I like watching Sasuke get the crap beaten out of him." I said, rewinding to the part where Sasuke is in torture by Itachi's genjutsu.

"I honestly don't understand why you hate my brother, you have not met him." I turned to Itachi. I'm gonna go full out rant on him.

"Because, Itachi, I already know what he does in the future."

I heard Andrew sigh, "Don't ask her why she hates Sasuke. She will rant on for more than an hour."

I pouted, "I'm bored…" I whined.

"Go call Lynn." I was out of room before I knew who said that.

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"We are family!" Lynn said as she barged into my house.

I joined in, "I got all my sisters with me!" I sang, pointing to the Akatsuki.

Then we joined each other in laughter.

"Oh em gee!" I said, jumping up and down. "You have to see this video I made!"

"I know! I saw it!" Lynn squealed as she began jumping with me.

"What video, un?" Deidara asked.

"Oh, nothing-" I started, only to be cut off by none other than Lynn.

"It was a video of pictures of you guys sleeping!"

I blinked a few times, then swallowed. I mentally cursed myself.

"WHAT?"

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And this is where my mind runs blank.

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