it had been three weeks since naruto had returned from his honeymoon. in that time he had gone on three c-ranks and one b-rank. he had also managed to seal the minor demon from uzu inside of naruko. which meant tht she now had a real body, but it was done slitly diffrently than a normal seal. instead of sealing the demon within her mindscape he fused the demon with her turning her into a halfbreed. however like naruto she henged her real for so she wouldn't draw atention to herself.

curently he was in his fathers study having his clones read every book in there. he himself was curently working on copying down improve versions of the hirashin. his version would allow him to telaport to anywhere within a hundred and fifty yards of where the tag was placed. he made it this way so that the technique would be more unpredictdible. when he was finished he walked out of the study leaving his clones to their work. he walked outback to the training ground to begin his testing.

naruto wrapped one of the seals around a kunai and threw it at a tree. he used the hirashin and telaported right to where the tag was placed. after relising just how cool the technique was he dicided to use it in a little prank. he walked into the house and dropped a tag behind the couch. he made sure that naruko kurotsuchi and kunai who were all sitting in the living room saw him go upstairs.

when he was sure they went back to what they were doing he used the tag to sneak up behind them. he snuck up behind kunai and kurotsuchi who were sitting next to eachother on the couch, and swung his arms around their shoulders and said. "hello ladies."

the two of them jumped out of their seats and saw naruto on the floor luaghing. kunai pouted saying. "thats not funny naru-kun. you really scared us."

naruto stopped luaghing and got up walking over to kunai. "i'm sorry kunai-chan." he kissed her on the cheek cuasing her to blush.

kurotsuchi and naruko pouted. "what about us naruto-kun."

naruto chuckled. " how could i forget about you two." he walked over giving them each a kiss on the cheek. cuasing them to blush just as much as kunai. naruto chuckled a little more before saying. "well i've got to get going my team has a mission later." he took off to his room to go pack. it was true his team did have a mission. the thing that excited naruto though was the fact that it was their first a-rank mission. it was simple there had been reports of a bandit camp being run by three jonin missing ninja from kiri kumo and suna. their instuctions were to exicute any combatints in the camp and then bring back whatever they could salvage.

he went into his room and grabbed his sword and one of his mission storage scrolls. when naruto was done packing he went downstairs, and saw that the girls had gone back to what they were doing. he walked over and gave them each one last kiss before saying. "well i'll be back in about a day or two."

kurotsuchi smirked before saying. "alright but we'll be backed up when you get back so you'll have to give us some extra atention." naruto blushed before nodding and leaving the compound.

naruto walked down the street getting the ocasional glare. until he saw a familiar face. "yo sasuke whats up."

sasuke turned around to see who was calling him. when he saw naruto he smiled before giving him a high five. "yo naruto i haven't seen you since the wedding how you been."

naruto grinned. "good so how bout you. you found yourself a girlfriend yet."

sasuke smirked. "yep i'm dating one of the anbu. a girl name tamoyo hyuuga."

"good for you for a while there i thought you were gay."

sasuke grew a tick mark at that coment. "what was that naruto."

naruto sweated a little bit. "come on it was an honest mistake you never showed any intrest in girls before."

sasuke sighed. "alright i'll let it go this time. so you off on a mission." he said spotting the pack naruto was carring.

naruto nodded. "yeah our team is getting it's first a-rank today."

sasuke's eyes widened. "did you say a-rank. but your just a genin how did you score that."

naruto cringed. "let's just say my sensei is a scary woman. she 'persuaded' jiji to give us an a-rank to test us out. so what about you."

sasuke sighed. "eleven d-ranks and two c-ranks."

"don't worry it gets better. so you unlock those fancy eyes yet."

sasuke's mood dropped. "no i haven't been put under enough stress yet."

naruto thought for a moment before saying. "well i could help you with that. but you'd have to do exactly as i say." sasuke nodded. "alright then follow me." he nodded again. the two of them walked until they reached the front gates. naruto turned to sasuke. "alright look into my eyes." naruto activatid the tsukuyomi and sent sasuke in.

flash back one week.

naruto was sitting in his room finishing his introduction to seduction for males. that anko had so genorisly givin him. when he heard kurama talking. "hey naruto i got a suprise for you."

naruto raised an eyebrow. "what is it."

"i've upgraded the fivetenme. it now has the ability to use the tsukuyomi it allows the user to trap his opponent in a world where he controls time and space."

naruto grinned. "kurama your the best."

kurama smiled. "anything for you naruto-kun."

naruto raised his eyebrow again. "did you just call me 'naruto-kun.' "

kurama blushed inside naruto's mind. "yeah about that you see i've been meaning talk to you about that. you see naruto i really like you. i know your not gay becuase of your wife and number of girlfriends. but do you think you could give us a shot."

naruto smiled. "ofcourse kurama-kun anything for you." in the week since they started dating they had gone on a couple of dates and could honestly say they were enjoying themselves.

flashback end.

naruto and sasuke were curently in the tsukuyomi while sasuke was tide to a cross. naruto held up his sword and looked at sasuke. "alright sasuke this should put you under a lot of stress." naruto stabbed the sword into sasuke multible times. sasuke screamed in pain. this torture was worse than anything he had ever gone through. he clenched his teeth to keep from screaming out. when he finally did his eyes burned. he felt chakra being pumped into them.

naruto looked at him and smirked. the two of them returned to the real world while sasuke gasped for air. naruto chuckled. "well that was fun wouldn't you agree sasuke."

sasuke glared at him before relaxing. "did it work." naruto nodded. sasuke sighed in relief. "good. atleast all that work wasn't for nothing. thanks naruto" he stood up and turned twords the street. "well i'll see you later i have a team meating in ten so i gotta get going. "

naruto nodded and sasuke left. he sat there for a few more minutes before seeing his team walking up. the team now consisted of naruto saiya kiba and kushina as she was naruto's deva path. anko stood infront of the group and said. "alright gang we're moving out today is our first a-rank mission. it should take us about eight hours to the camp. when we're done we'll rest at the town about a mile away from the camp. so let's go."

the four of them nodded and the group left. they walked down the trail leading out of konoha. while they were walking naruto was having a conversation with kushina. "so kaa-chan you said you were gonna teach me the uzumaki kenjutsu style right."

kushina smiled she never thought that she'd be able to teach him after the kyuubi atack. "of course naruto-kun we'll began your training when we get back. since you should have the week off when we return. i know i don't have to teach you fuinjutsu becuase of your eyes so i'll start you on the uzumaki bloodline."

naruto tilted his head. "we have a bloodline."

kushina giggled. "yes we do on our senju side from my tou-san we have wood relise and on the uzumaki side we have storm relise both a sub elements so i know you already have them but i want to train you in them if you'll let me. i would also like to train you in the chakra chins."

naruto grinned and looked at her. "ofcourse kaa-chan i'd like that very much." the rest of the walk was un eventfull. the team arived at the camp just after sundown naruto looked over at kushina and said. "alright kaa-chan you wait here if we get into to much trouble i'll call for you."

kushina nodded as much as she would have liked to help naruto, she knew that this was their test not hers so she let them go. the group got into position around the camp when they heard anko come on the radio. "alright on my mark." naruto made thirty clones as back up just incase. "...GO." the three of them took of into the camp and cuased panic.

naruto went through a few handsigns before saying. " fire style: fire dragon jutsu." a dragon erupted from naruto's mouth and burned down three tents. he saw atleast thirty bandits coming at him so he decided to have some fun. he gathered youki into his mouth before spitting it out saying. "tailed beast ball." the ball was sent flying at the group of men and landed in the middle of them exploding. from the mist of the explostion he saw a figure coming out of the carnage. he looked to be about six feet tall and wore a kumo headband with a single red cloud on his left sleave.

he looked at naruto. "so this is the infamous kyuubi brat that boss keeps going on about. well i think i'll finish off and deliver you to my employer."

"and who would your employer be."

the man chuckled. "the akatsuki ofcourse they recruit missing ninja from all over the world to fight for them your free to come and go as you please. and they pay a lot better than the other villages thats for sure."

"so does that mean if i kill you they'll put a bounty on my head."

the ex kumo ninja laughed. "my comrades have already heard your here and are calling in reinforcements. which since your a junjuriki will include atleast one s-rank ninja. so what do ya say kid ya gonna run away now."

naruto shook his head. "no they'll come for me soon enough anyway might as well fight now." he said flatly. just then two figures came out of the woods a man and a woman. the man had short spiky orange hair and six studs on either side of his face, his mist striking feature though was his purple eyes with three black rings around them. the woman had blue hair with a paper flower in it. both wore black trench coats with red clouds on them. the woman was konan and the man was pain.

pain spoke. "so this is the kid that has been cuasing us so much trouble." he then turned to the kumo shinobi. "you leave us." the man nodded and left. "alright kyuubi come quietly and we won't hurt your friends. we will even call off the men they are fighting. face it you can not beat a god."

naruto just yawned. "you done yet i gotta go."

konan looked at him trying to keep her cool. "listen to reason your death will help us on the road to peace." naruto chuckled and got into his fightning stance. konan sighed. "well i guess we have your answer." her and pain got into their stances before charging. pain sent a punch at naruto's stomach.

he dodged but heard pain say. "almighty push." naruto was sent flying back,

when he got up he wiped some of the blood off of his mouth. he chuckled. "so thats how you wanna play. " he ran at pain and sent a punch to his face. pain moved his head to the side to dodge but naruto simply said. "almighty push." and sent him flying into a bolder. naruto then pushed chakra into his feet and when he was at point blank range said. "tailed beast ball." and luanched a blast the size of his head dead center at pains chest.

pain laid on the ground taking heavy breaths. naruto walked up to him and leaned over his face. "hey whoever is controlling this deva path. i'm tellin you right now you can't kill me. and i'll be taking your blue hair freind as a pow." naruto then stabbed the man in the head with a chakra laced kunai before cutting his head off and turned to konan, who held up a hand sign but before she could do the jutsu naruto rushed over and slapped a chakra restriction seal on her.

he then picked her up and knocked her out before placing her on his shoulder. he then walked over to where he sensed his group was. they were curently sitting around a fire eating some of the food that had been in the camp. he walked up and asked. "so you guys ready to move out." everyone nodded before grabbing their bags.

the group ran nonstop twords konoha not stoping since they had konan with them. it took about nine hours to get to the gates they flashed their id's and walked twords the hokage tower. when they got there they found hiruzen still at his desk doing paper work. he looked up to see team seven walking in while naruto was carying...a woman.

hiruzen cleared his throat and asked. "naruto-kun who is that."

naruto looked at konan. "this is a member of the akatuki she atacked us at the bandit camp so i brought her back here."

he nodded. "okay anko take this girl to ibiki while everyone else you can go home." everyone nodded before leaving. with anko now carrying konan, while being escorted by three anbu members.

naruto walked down the street to his house with kushina in tow. they walked up and saw a note on the door. 'dear naruto me and the girls went out shopping be back later. love naruko.' naruto smiled at the fact that the girls were gettin along so well. him and kushina went inside and left to their seperate rooms.

naruto decided that since noone was home he'd call out kurama to hang out. kurama came out and sat by naruto on the bed. "so naruto-kun what do you wanna talk about."

naruto smiled before saying. "nothin but i've bee busy and have missed my kurama-kun. we haven't even told the girls yet."

kurama took up a thinking pose and said. "huh your right. so how about we tell them today. when the other girls get back, just call the ones that don't live here." he then leaned in close to naruto and said. "but for now your all mine."

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kurama crashed his lips into naruto's while the two of them swirled their tounges in eachothers mouths. naruto pushed kurama on to the bed and began rubbing his cock through his pants. kurama groaned while naruto giggled and said. "so who's all who's. hmm kurama-kun." kurama squirmed under naruto's grip. but soon saw an opening he flipped naruto over on the bed and began fondling him. naruto found the sensation diffrent from when a girl did it. but it still felt good slightly calming for some reason.

kurama decided that was enough fondleing and decided to have a taste of naruto. he lowerd himself down and yanked naruto's shorts down to expose his hardend member. he licked his lips before engulfing him fully. he began to bob his head up and down while swirling his tounge. being a male he knew all of naruto's weak spots. so while he distracted naruto with his mouth, he shoved one of his fingers into naruto's ass. this cuased the desired reaction of naruto yelping and pushing himself deeper into kurama's mouth. kurama continued to poke around until he found the spot he was looking for.

kurama knew he had hit the spot becuase naruto's moan turned into a growl. naruto felt himself tense up. he wanted to warn kurama but was in to much plesure to speak. so instead he simply let loose completly in his mouth. kurama swallowed all of it before saying. "mmm tasty." he then climbed onto the bed and bent over on all fours. shaking his ass at naruto. "now i belive there is somthing your going to do now."

naruto smiled. "okay but close your eyes first." kurama raised an eyebrow but complied. he felt naruto move behind him. he got ready for naruto to enter him, but jumped slitly when he felt somthin wet and nimbled touch his asshole instead. he opened his eyes to see that naruto was licking his ass. naruto looked up. "oh so you noticed. well i didn't want it to hurt going in so i thought since you did some self lubeing so would i." kurama smiled. thinking he had the most consiterat boyfriend.

when naruto finished the lubeing process he sat on his knees, and placed his dick at the entrance of kurama's ass. he smiled at kurama. "okay on three. one two." he burried himself to the hilt in kurama's ass. "three." he continued pumping slowly umtil he got in a good rythem. he then beagan going faster before leaning over kurama and grabbing his dick. he moved his hips and hand in a nice rythem. naruto then flipped kurama over on his back. so that he could lock their lips. both boys felt their orgasms nearing.

kurama screamed. "NARUTO." as he sprayed his seed allover both of their stomachs.

feeling kurama tighten up around him so much sent naruto over the edge. "KUUURAMAAA." he growled out as he shot everything he had left into him. naruto collapsed on top of kurama panting. "you do realise we'll have to clean this up eventually right."

kurama chuckled. "yeah."

yaoi lemon over you can come back now.

alright thats the first yaoi lemon. there are no jokes today. to whoever keeps impersanating me it was funny the first two times but dont troul into my other stories and i am gonna make myself perfactly clear FAMILY OUT OF OUR BUISNESS. and you called me scared your hiding behind my penname punk