Mysterion: The Animated Series
Chapter Eleven: No Cheating.
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A/N: Season two is finally here! Stay Tuned everybody!
Mysterion's POV:
I had to save him. That was what I was sent out here to do. I was spying outside his head quarters.
"Sorry boss! Still nothing!" A thug said.
"Nothing?! Still nothing regarding Clueless?!" Two-Face yelled.
"Sorry boss! Nobody know anything about him nor about his plans." The thug said.
"Clueless is planning something. Something big." Two-Face groaned.
"Too big for you Casey!" I said and showed up behind of him.
Two-Face turned around and his thugs aimed their guns at my direction.
"Mysterion! Well, I wanted Clueless dead in my hands, but I guess that I have to settle with you instead!" Two-Face said.
"Long time no see Casey!" I said.
"Yeah, I had to break out of the prison first and then I had to lay low during the Kira case." Two-Face said.
"Listen to me Casey! Clueless is planning to kill you somehow and I am here to save you!" I said.
"HA! Clueless doesn't stand a chance against me! Guards! Execute this fool!" Two-Face yelled.
"Yes boss! Yes Clueless!" One of the thugs said and aimed his gun at Two-Face's direction.
"Clueless?!" Two-Face asked.
"CASEY! WATCH OUT!" I yelled.
A gun shot could be heared.
End of Mysterion's POV:
Coon's POV:
Deathstroke...He is hard to find, but if I am correct then he should be hanging out at the most weird bars in South Park.
I entered a bar and there I saw him sitting all by himself.
"Deathstroke? Is it?" I asked, while I was wearing a hood over my head.
"Deppends on why you are here." Deathstroke said.
"It's regarding a bounty." I said.
"Alright. Who is this bounty that you want dead?" Deathstroke asked.
"You..." I mumbled.
"What?! Me?!" Deathstroke asked.
"Indeed. However, I don't want you dead. I want you to stay alive. You must live!" I said.
"What the fuck is this?! Who the fuck are you?!" Deathstroke asked and removed my hood.
He looked surprised.
"Coon..." I said.
"COON! I knew that your voice sounded familiar!" Deathstroke yelled.
"Indeed and now I need you to listen to me, Gregory." Coon said.
"Listen to you?! I will kill you!" Deathstroke yelled and throwed me accross the bar.
I tried to get up, but Deathstroke put his sword next to my throat.
"I am just trying to save your life from Clueless!" I yelled.
"Clueless? Clueless is my ally, so why should you save me from him?" Deathstroke asked.
Then we could hear that somebody reloaded a gun behind Deathstroke and put it to Deathstroke's head. It was the bartender.
"Clueless say's farwell, you morons and it seems like I am killing two birds with one stone, since Coon is here too!" The bartender said and was about to press the trigger.
"Clueless?!" Deathstroke asked.
"GREGORY!" I yelled.
A gun shot could be heared.
End of Coon's POV:
Hacker's POV:
I had been keeping my eyes on Ninja for a long while now and I had followed him to an old factory at the South Park harbor.
I saw that he met up with an older man and then I saw that it was Watari.
"I don't know if I have the strenght to do it. Will you help me?" Ninja asked.
"Anything." Watari said.
I saw that Ninja tried to stab Watari.
"NOOOO!" I yelled.
Both Ninja and Watari turned around.
"Well, well! A little weak girl!" Ninja said.
"Watari! What are you doing here?!" Are you betraying Mysterion?! Why?!" I asked.
"I am not betraying Mysterion." Watari said.
"Then what are you doing here with this creep?" I asked.
"I am just visiting my son." Watari said.
"Wait?! Is Ninja your son?!" I yelled.
"Yeah and you are in the way for what I am here to do!" Ninja said.
"And that is?! I asked.
"THIS!" Ninja yelled and stabbed Watari.
Watari fell lifeless to the floor.
"NO! WHY?!" I yelled.
"Now, I know that I am ready." Ninja groaned.
"Ready for what?!" I yelled.
"To kill Clueless..." Ninja groaned.
"You moron! Clueless is the one that is trying to kill you and I came here to save you!" I yelled.
"Stupid girl! I will kill Clueless, but first I will kill his bride!" Ninja said.
"His bride?!" I asked.
"Yeah, you!" Ninja said and then pointed at my direction.
"I am not Clueless bride!" I yelled in anger.
"HA! I have already heared about the news, Mrs. Clueless." Ninja said.
"You better shut up or I make you shut up!" I yelled and completly forgot about my mission.
"Enough talking! I promise to bury you and Clueless in the same coffin, so you guys will never be separated!" Ninja said.
"NINJA!" I yelled in anger, as we both attacked eachothers.
End of Hacker's POV:
Mysterion's POV:
I saw that one of the thugs aimed at Two-Face's head.
"CASEY!" I yelled and throw a green questionmark that hit the thug's hand and he dropped the gun on the floor.
Two-Face turned around and then knocked out the thug. But, the other thugs started to shoot at our direction, so we had to hide behind a table.
"Why are those fuckers betraying me?! Are they allies to Loogie?!" Two-Face yelled.
"No...Clueless..." I mumbled.
"Clueless?!" Two-Face yelled.
"Yeah, I told you so. He is trying to kill you. If we work together then I can save you. Do you trust me?" I asked.
"I would never work together with you Mysterion! I hate you!" Two-Face yelled.
"Fine. But then, we will not come out of here alive and Clueless will come out victorious." I said.
Two-Face started to think and groan for himself.
"Fine! What's the plan?!" Two-Face asked.
"Follow my lead!" I said and throwed a smoke grenade.
The thugs could not see anything and when the smoke was gone, so were we.
"Where are they?!" One of the thugs yelled.
"Clueless will be pissed..." Another thug mumbled.
Then me and Two-Face showed up and started to beat up the thugs.
"There they are!" The first thug yelled.
"Kill them!" The second thug yelled.
I knocked out one of the thugs. Another thug pulled my cape, so I had to take him out with a karate kick. Two-Face kicked one of the thugs into a wall and then headbanged another one.
He grabbed a gun and was about to shoot the thugs, but I throw a green questionmark into his hands.
"OW! Why you little..." Two-Face groaned.
"You know that I cannot allow you to do that..." I groaned.
"Fine! What now?!" Two-Face asked.
"Now, I will take you to safery." I said.
"And how do you define safety?!" Two-Face asked.
"Prison..." I mumbled.
"Prison?! Are you out of your fucking mind?!" Two-Fsce yelled and picked up another gun and aimed at my direction.
"Do you want to live or not?" I asked.
Me and Two-Face looked at eachother while he aimed with his gun at my direction.
End of Mysterion's POV:
Coon's POV:
Deathstroke had pressed me to the ground and this bartender aimed his gun to Deathstroke's head.
"Clueless will pay me alot for both of your heads." The bartender said and was about to press the trigger.
"I don't think so." I said and shot my claws into the bartender's face.
"AAAAHHHH!" The bartender yelled.
Deathstroke turned around and kicked the bartender into a wall.
"Son of a bitch!" The bartender yelled.
Deathstroke pressed his sword next to the bartender's throat.
"You picked the wrong guy to mess with." Deathstroke groaned.
"Gregory! No!" I yelled.
"Hahahaha!" The bartender laughed.
"What's so dame funny?!" Deathstroke groaned.
"That you are both going to die and that Clueless get's exacly what he want's." The bartender laughed.
"How can you work for Clueless?! Has Clueless betrayed me?!" Deathstroke yelled.
"Clueless is on nobodies side. He is betraying whoever he pleases." The bartender laughed.
"How dare he..." Deathstroke groaned.
Then the other people in the bar started to baricate all the exits and then they started to set the bar on fire.
"What the fuck are those guys doing?!" Deathstroke asked.
"Hahahaha!" The bartender laughed again.
"Answer me!" Deathstroke yelled.
"There is no way out of here! Me, they, you and Coon! We are all going to die in here! All heil Clueless!" The bartender laughed.
"You fool! I will gladly decapitate your head from your body and Clueless is next!" Deathstroke yelled and was about to kill the bartender.
"No! Gregory!" I yelled and grabbed his arms.
"Let me go Coon! I have to kill him!" Deathstroke yelled.
"There is no time! We must get the fuck out of here!" I yelled.
"Why should I work together with you Coon?! I hate you!" Deathstroke said.
"Look Gregory! I don't like you either. But, it seems like we have a common enemy in Clueless now and we might need to call it a truth in order to get the fuck out of here! Truth?!" I asked.
Deathstroke started to think for a couple of seconds.
"You have a good point Coon, but the truth ends as soon as we are out of this shit!" Deathstroke said.
"I would not want it in any other way." I said and grinned.
"You are already too late! All heil Clueless!" The bartender yelled.
I kicked the bartender right into his ugly face, so he passed out.
"I could have killed him instead, you know?" Deathstroke said.
"I know you could, but that's not really my style." I said.
The fire and smoke started to surround us and the thugs tried to block us from escaping.
"So, now what?" Deathstroke asked.
"Now, let us have some fun." I responded and clenched my fist.
End of Coon's POV:
Hacker's POV:
I was fighting Ninja and all I could feel was both anger and hate inside of me. First he stabs Watari, Mysterion's friend and Ninja's own father. My own father is a real tool, but I would still never hurt him.
Second is that he is trying to make it sound like I am in love with Clueless. Why does everybody seems to think that I am in love with Clueless?! I hate Clueless and I am glady looking forward to his final defeat.
"Tell me Mrs. Clueless! Why are the rat boy sending you alone to fight in his place? Doesn't he know that he is sending you to an early death, but that might be this whole plan. He want's Clueless' bride out of his way." Ninja teased.
"Shut the fuck up!" I yelled.
"You know, if I still worked for Clueless, then I could have spared you and just bring you as a prisoner to Clueless. I bet that he would be pretty happy to get his trophy bride back into his belongings. Sadly, I am hating Clueless now, so it seems like I have to kill you instead. Sorry that you will miss your hooneymoon." Ninja laughed.
"I said, shut the fuck up!" I yelled and kept on attacking Ninja.
I had completly forgot about my mission. I just wanted Ninja dead.
I attacked Ninja once again and this time he sliced me through both my chest and my stomach with his sword and I started to bleed heavily.
"That's alot of blood kid. Well, luckily that you are used to be bleeding then, since you are just a weak little girl and not a big and strong man like me." Ninja laughed.
How...How dare he...
There is no return now! This creep doesn't deserve to live anymore!
"Come here Ninja! Let us finish this once and for all!" I said and stood up once again.
"Gladly, Mrs. Clueless!" Ninja teased and run towards my direction with his sword in his hand.
When Ninja came closer to me, I jumped up in the air and then I kicked Ninja's sword out of his surprised hand. I made a spin in the air and landed on my feet in front of Ninja. The sword landed right into my hands and I, without thinking, stabbed Ninja through his chest.
First then, I realized what just happened. I had stabbed Ninja. I have failed my mission. Clueless has won.
"Fa...Father..." Ninja mumbled, before he fell lifeless apart on the floor.
"Oh, no! What have I done?!" I yelled, as I let go of the sword and started to cry.
End of Hacker's POV:
Mysterion's POV:
Two-Face was aiming his gun at my direction. We were both looking into eachothers eyes.
"You know that I am only doing this, so that I can save you Casey?" I said.
"Bullshit! This is all a conspiritsy! You and Clueless are working together in order to put me behind bars! You don't think that I have heared the rumours?! You and Clueless have work together before! You both are nothing else than two filthy traitors!" Two-Face yelled.
"He was only helping me and Coon to bring Kira down and when Kira was defeated, then he betrayed us and both kidnapped and tortued Coon's side-kick, Hacker. You need to trust me on this Casey!" I said.
"It's all excuses and lies!" Two-Face yelled.
"Listen to me Casey! I might not be able to save you from yourself, but please, just let me save you from Clueless!" I yelled.
Two-Face became silent for a couple of seconds and then he lowered his gun.
"Alright, Mysterion..." Casey said.
"Casey! Your back!" I yelled.
"Not for long. I don't know how long I am able to repress Big Bad Casey." Casey said.
"I understand." I said and nodded.
"So, what's this big deal with Clueless? Why does he want me dead?" Casey asked.
"It's all part of his games. Clueless is prepared to get rid of everybody. Nobody is safe in his games. We are all just pawns and South Park is his board." I said.
"What should we do then?" Casey asked.
"Now when Kira and Joker are eliminated, Clueless is the enemy of the world and we must all be uniting against him, in order to defeat him." Mysterion said.
"Heroes and villains?" Casey asked.
"Everybody! Clueless have become a global threat." I said.
"I understand." Casey said and nodded.
"Are you with me?" I asked.
"Yeah, but..." Casey mumbled.
"But, what?" I asked.
"There is only one small problem..." Casey mumbled.
"And that is?" I asked.
"As Casey said, he doesn't know for how long he could repress me..." Two-Face groaned and then aimed the gun at my direction once again.
"Casey..." I mumbled.
"Casey is dead and you are about to join him Mysterion!" Two-Face yelled and pressed the trigger.
"CASEY!" I yelled.
Two-Face fired his gun and several bullets hit my body. I fell lifeless out of an open window, as I fell towards my death.
End of Mysterion's POV:
Coon's POV:
Me and Deathstroke beat up several thugs.
"We must find a way out of here before we get's toast!" I said.
Deathstroke looked around.
"There is a window up on the roof!" Deathstroke yelled..
"Perfect!" I yelled.
"Cover me!" Deathstroke said.
I covered him while he shot a rope into the window with his harpoon.
"Nice shot!" I said.
"Now, let us climb!" Deathstroke said.
Deathstroke climbed ahead and I was following him. Now there was nothing, but fire below us. The remaining thugs must all have burned to death. Now, we were almost at the window.
Deathstroke reached the window. He was about to help me up too, but then pulled his hand away.
"Gregory?!" I asked, while I was still hanging on the rope.
"Now, I am out of this shit and that means that our truth is over." Deathstroke said and grinned.
"Are you fucking kidding me?!" I yelled.
"I have never been this serious in my entire life. I will kill you here and now Coon and then Clueless is the next one in line." Deathstroke said.
"I just saved your life! Doesn't that count for anything?!" I asked.
Deathstroke was thinking for a couple of second.
"Not really...No..." Deathstroke mumbled.
"Gregory! Please!" I yelled and reached my hand.
"Farwell Coon!" Deathstroke said and kicked me as hard as he could right into my face.
I lost my grip of the rope and I fell into the fire.
"No! Dame you Gregory!" I yelled, as I disappeared into the fire.
End of Coon's POV:
Hacker's POV:
I was sitting next to Ninja's dead body and crying.
I have failed...Clueless has won...Coon will fire me, as his side-kick...I am nothing, but a failure...
it seems like that I will never run out of tears and the floor all around was all wet.
Maybe Ninja was right...Maybe I deserve to be Clueless prisoner...
"Little girl..." A weak voice mumbled behind of me.
"Watari...WATARI!" I yelled and run over to Watari.
"Don't blame yourself. Clueless had planned this all along and it was impossible to prevent." Watari said.
"Watari! I must take you to a hospital!" I said.
"It's too late for me. Just save yourself." Watari said.
"I am in no danger Watari and I can still save you." I said.
"Didn't you hear me?! Save yourself!" Watari yelled.
"What?!" I asked.
Suddendly a big shadow showed up behind of me and I turned around.
"Solomon Grundy!" I yelled in fear.
I tried to run, but Solomon Grondy grabbed me and hold me upside down.
"Grundy just got a new doll for Grundy's doll collection." Solomon Grundy said.
"Let me go you big creep!" I yelled.
"Grundy's doll isn't as tough now, when her rat boy isn't here to save Grundy's doll." Solomon Grundy said.
"I am much tougher than I look." I groaned.
"Grundy likes Grundy's doll's hair. It's both nice and soft. Solomon Grundy said, as he stroked my hair.
Then I bite Solomon Grundy in his finger.
"AAAAHHHH!" Solomon Grundy yelled in pain.
"I told you so! Now let me go!" I yelled.
"Grundy can bite too you know and Grundy is starting to get pretty hungry." Solomon Grundy said.
"What are you talking about?!" I asked.
"Grundy have eaten toys before and Grundy's doll is no exeption." Solomon Grundy said.
"You cannot be fucking serious?!" I yelled.
Solomon Grundy opened up his mouth and his bad breath almost made me puke. He pulled me closer and closer to his wide open mouth.
"EW!" I yelled in pain, as I came closer and closer to safication.
Then Solomon Grundy dropped me and I fell deeper and deeper into his big and dark mouth, as he swallowed me whole.
"AAAAHHHH!" I yelled, in horror.
End of Hacker's POV:
Clueless POV:
"Hahahahahahahaha!" I laughed.
"What's so dame funny?" Ryuk asked.
"Everything is going as planned. My future bride killed Ninja and both Mysterion and Coon sacrifised their own lifes to save both Two-Face and Deathstroke." I said.
"How did you knew that Hacker would kill Ninja?" Ryuk asked.
"Because she didn't kill him by herself. Me and Hacker killed him together and that is why we are so perfect together." I said.
"Killerd Ninja together? What do you mean?" Ryuk asked.
I hold up the Death Note for Ryuk and showed him what I had written.
"Killo Wammy get's killed by Sophia Yates with his own sword."
"You used the Death Note! Now, that is so smart!" Ryuk said.
"Yeah and in the end, Sophia will be the key for this entire Game Arc and with her involvment in this Game Arc, things just got a little more interesting." I said.
End of Clueless' POV:
Mysterion's POV:
I had fallen to my death. I opened up my eyes and I was in the middle of a corn field.
Then I saw that the corn field started to burn and I heared an evil laugh in the background. A familiar evil laugh.
"I know that laugh...Show yourself!" I yelled.
Then a big fire explosion appeared and out of it came a familiar face.
The Clown.
"Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Well! Aren't you exited for a sore eye?! Kenny McCormick! My old pal!" The Clown said.
"The Clown...What do you want from me?!" I asked.
"Oh, quit playing dumb, IQ! You knew that I would be back! You really thought that I was joking when I said that I would be back for you? I have been making deals, chatting with old friends, preparing for the big day!" The Clown said.
"The big day?! The Armageddon?!" I asked.
"Oh, looks like mister brainiac finally got smart! Let's just say that when the portal between earth and Hell finishing up, then your world is going to learn how to party! Right guys?!" The Clown said.
Then I could hear demons laughing.
"No! I'll stop you! I won't allow you to do this!" I yelled.
"A deal is a deal, sixor! You cannot stop the bridge between earth and Hell from coming, but it will be funny like Hell to watch you try. Cute, even!" The Clown said.
"I swear...I will stop you..." I groaned.
"Stop me?! You?! Don't you get it?! You are the one that will open up the bridge in the first place!" The Clown said.
"What?! Why would I do that?!" I asked.
"You will do that without even knowing that you are! You will slip up and when you do..." The Clown said, as the whole corn field burned to the ground and the doors of Hell opened up.
"Get out of here! You have no dominion in our world!" I yelled.
"Oh, maybe not right now, but things change, Kenny McCormick!" The Clown said.
Then The Clown turned into The Demon once again.
"THINGS CHANGE!" The Demon's voice groaned inside of my head.
The Demon flew up in the sky, as a giant scar opened up the sky and the corn field burned to the ground.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Demon's voice laughed inside of my head.
I started to hyperventilate, as I passed out on the ground, while the fire burned my remains away.
Then I woke up in my bed and I realized that it was a dream. A dream that might predict the future.
"Coon & Friends...I have to warn them...The Clown...He is coming..." I mumbled for myself.
End of Mysterion's POV:
A/N: Stay Tuned for more!
To Be Continued...