well, here i am again with a new chapther, starting this one at about 2:00 in the morening since im restless and bored. lol. also, im waiting for the anime naruto to come out sub. this is number 221, after the time skip, or the way they call it: Naruto Shippuden( Naruto Hurricane Chronicle), so yea, im still waiting for awhile. i hear in just a few hours it should be open, so its all good . now, onto the story!

Note: dont own naruto, but i do own is twin brother karuto! lol! and also note this has alot of cursing... but if your one of my regular readers, you know this, and your minds are gone anyway if your willing to read this, so read on!!

Akatsuki Zero000 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

Akatsuki Zero000: Hmm. secure chat. the others can now come. ASEMABLE!

UchihaRuler001 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

SharkBait002 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

ArtistofClay003 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

BakaN00b00? has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

Fabiolookalike005 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

Moneyman006 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

Moneyman006: uhh... someone want to tell me what the fuck is up with the stupid chat name?

Akatsuki Zero000: oh that... we let tobi decided... my mistake...

BakaN00b00?: HAASahahaA!! COOOCclOOLLL!!!

UchihaRuler001: ... damn, what a freakin retard...

Fabiolookalike005: so whats the point of us being here? ive got a bid on ebay for a mirror, since my last one was broken by... you know...

ArtistofClay003: damn, im sorry, stop bitchin over it. mm.

Fabiolookalike005: NO!

ArtistofClay003: one word: letitgo! mm!

Fabiolookalike005: thats three words your dumb fuck!

ArtistofClay003: no, not the way i say it: letitgo!

BakaN00b00?: yay! 1 word!!! tobi ish good boi!!

Moneyman006: ...can we burn him yet?

Akatsuki Zero000: nope. its annoying, but hes needed around here.

Moneyman006: for what?!! what good can that n00b possablily be good for?!

Akatsuki Zero000: ... he makes kick ass ramen...

Moneyman006: ...yep

SharkBait002: true

UchihaRuler001: it was like heaven in a bowl

ArtistofClay003: got to learn to cook like THAT! mm!

Fabiolookalike005: damn, if he taught me how to make it like that, i may let him have his way with me... joke!!

Moneyman006: ...

UchihaRuler001: ...

ArtistofClay003: ... mm.

SharkBait002: ...kaaaaaaaaaay...

Akatsuki Zero000: anyway, we are here for one thing: the planing for Itachi BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!

BakaN00b00?: yay!!!! tobi get choco cake!!!

SharkBait002: no!!!! its going to be lemon!!!!!

Fabiolookalike005: no! its going to be Louisiana crunch cake bitches!!!

Moneyman006: hell no! i hate coconuts! you know that! lets get a germany chocolate cake!

ArtistofClay003: an ice cream cake!!! mm.

SharkBait002: ohh!! upside down cake!!!

BakaN00b00?: lets get a pie!

Moneyman006: your suspose to get a cake, on someones b-day, not a pie, you retard!!!!

BakaN00b00?: me not retard!!!

Moneyman006: yes you are you freakin Dee Dee Dee!!!! (look up carlos mencia, dee dee dee song if you dont know what i mean. lol)

BakaN00b00?: you durrrrrrr!!

Moneyman006: durrrr yourself! mm.

SHUT. THE. HELL. UPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fabiolookalike005: ... someones cranky, becoming 25...

ArtistofClay003: the big two-five. your life is a quarter done. hell, in ninja years, its already half way over! mm.

UchihaRuler001: dont make me stab you to death!!!

ArtistofClay003: dont make me tickle you to death!! mm!!

UchihaRuler001: damn it i hate you!

ArtistofClay003: and i think your a pretty boy. and veeeeeeeeeerry pretty boy. hehehe mmm!

UchihaRuler001: ... someone remind me why we stuck together for so long?

ArtistofClay003: world domination? mm?

UchihaRuler001: yea. something like that...

Akatsuki Zero000: no! it was to destory the shinobi villages!!

Moneyman006: hmm. thought it was to get to white castle...

SharkBait002: wasn't it to get high?

Fabiolookalike005: no,it must have been to be the king of games...

BakaN00b00?: no, it was to gather all the dragon balls and-

UchihaRuler001: okay, ive got to get out of here...

SharkBait002: wait! we still havent discussed your b-day party!!!!

UchihaRuler001: let me make this CRYSTAL clear!! I. DO. NOT. WANT. A BIRTHDAY. PARTY!!!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: hmmm. so its going to be a ice cream cake?

BakaN00b00?: yay!!!! icykake!!!!

UchihaRuler001: damnit. i should let the retard take my place

SharkBait002: NOOOOOO!!!!!! NO RETARD AS MY PARTNER!!!!! ONLY SEXY UCHIHA!!!!!!

UchihaRuler001: if you want something like that, go stalk my little brother.

SharkBait002: you dont mind?

UchihaRuler001: nope. im after his brother anyway, so i could care less about his well being and stuff

SharkBait002: kool!! itachi ish good bro!!!

UchihaRuler001: wow, hes like tobi now...

BakaN00b00?: tobi good boi!!!!!!!

ArtistofClay003: oh!!! i know what im getting ichi!!! mm!

UchihaRuler001: what?

ArtistofClay003: well, i cant say with him online you know... mm!

UchihaRuler001: it doesnt matter. ill crush it as soon as i get it, and ill burn all the other gifts and decloration... well, unless you get me some porn. that ill keep. but anything else, ill burn!!!

BakaN00b00?: yay!! tobi got ichiii porn!!! Bestiality!!

UchihaRuler001: what?!!

BakaN00b00?: yep! got orochi-san with a snake!!

Moneyman006: ...creepy...

UchihaRuler001: tobi, i dont want that!!!!

BakaN00b00?: also got kyuubi-chan playing himself solo!!

UchihaRuler001: i want it now!!! bring it to me NOW!!!!!!!

BakaN00b00?: have to waaaaaaaaaait!!! haha!!!

UchihaRuler001: damn... have to get rid of my... "problem" now...

BakaN00b00?: ohh!! tobi can help!!!

UchihaRuler001: ... no, no you cant...

SharkBait002: yay!!! i got my water floaters!!!!!!

Fabiolookalike005: ... why do you need floaters?!

SharkBait002: ... i cant swim...

Akatsuki Zero000: WHAT??!

ArtistofClay003: WHAT??! mm?!

Fabiolookalike005: WHAT??!

Moneyman006: WHAT??!

BakaN00b00?: WAHTN?! even tobi know how swim!!

UchihaRuler001: so enbarrising as a partner...

SharkBait002: so!! why do you all think i can swim?!!

Fabiolookalike005: ... YOUR A SHARK, DUMASS!!!

SharkBait002: i only LOOK like a shark!!! you freaking fabio wannabe!!

Fabiolookalike005: you came from the mist village, which is SURROUNDED BY WATER!!!! and i never claimed to be him sharkboy. how do you not know how to swim?!

SharkBait002: i can walk on water, remember. didnt see the need to learn after i learned to walk on the water...

Akatsuki Zero000: you have super sharp teeth.

Moneyman006: your skin and slits on your neck looks like a shark!!

ArtistofClay003: your sword is even sharkskin! mm!!

BakaN00b00?: sharky!!!!

SharkBait002: IM NOT A SHARK!!! I JUST LOOK LIKE ONE!!!!

Moneyman006: you LOOK like a dumass if your not a shark. wow, that must mean your mother was uuuuuuuuuugly!!

Fabiolookalike005: U-G-L-Y, she aint got no allby, she-

SharkBait002: shut the fuck up about my mom!!!!

ArtistofClay003: hmmm. dad screw a shark? mm?

SharkBait002: DAMNIT!!! NO RESPECT!!!!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: stop. you'll make him spit ink.

SharkBait002: THATS AN SQUID!!!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: ... whats the difference?

SharkBait002: DAMNIT!!!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: now calm down sharky- err, Kisame. we came here from a good reason, and that was for ichi's birthday party

UchihaRuler001: NO! I DONT WANT THE SPOT LIGHT!!

Fabiolookalike005: so we'll have it where?

SharkBait002: hmm. how bout where ichi started out? konoha?

UchihaRuler001: NOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait. maybe...

ArtistofClay003: yea! i can pick up ichi's present there! mm!

Fabiolookalike005: wait, how are we getting into konoha anyway?

UchihaRuler001: meh. just pretend to be someone else. hell, the gaurd there is so easy to fool that ichi could walk in there, say that they forgot about him being a missing nin, and they'ed just let him go with a welcome back!!

Moneyman006: yep.

Akatsuki Zero000: so its going to be in konoha, but were in there?

BakaN00b00?: how bout ichi old house?

UchihaRuler001: nope. with that big amount of land that was left unused, the last living uchiha in konoha, my little brother, decided to make it a mall. i do believe its call Kitsune Mall or something...

BakaN00b00?: yay! shopin!!

Akatsuki Zero000: hmm. wonder why he picked that name...

ArtistofClay003: for his blond bitch of coruse

UchihaRuler001: HES NOT A BITCH!!!!! HES MINE!!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: hes OURS. we have to use the demon inside of the brat to complete our master plan

UchihaRuler001: NO! I WONT LET YOU! ILL FIGHT YOU ALL!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: red eyes, chill out will ya. how bout we take him last of all containers, leaving him to you to do whatever with him until we kill him.

UchihaRuler001: meh. sure, why not. by then, ill be done with him. heheheheheheheehehehee.

Akatsuki Zero000: ... kay. anyway, WERE will the party be at?

SharkBait002: lets have it at your brothers house ichi!

UchihaRuler001: well, we could, but it might be a mood killer when he keeps trying to kill me.

Fabiolookalike005: wow, that would be a party pooper.

UchihaRuler001: yea. i mean, just because i killed our whole clan! i left him alive! and i was like, what, a billion years ago or somethin?

BakaN00b00?: yea! ichi should be forgivin!! ichi good!! uchiha bad!!!

UchihaRuler001: damn, i would kill you, but i need you alive to make ramen, since my soon to be slave loves the stuff to death. i think ive seen him put away like 20 bowls. and in jusst a half an hour. and were he puts it all-

Fabiolookalike005: wait, how did you see him?

UchihaRuler001: meh. i guess i was spying on him... once or twice. like you said, its easy to get into konoha... 8 times tops... maybe 12...

ArtistofClay003: haha!! uzumaki stalker!!!! hehe.

UchihaRuler001: am not!

ArtistofClay003: are too! mm!

UchihaRuler001: am not!

ArtistofClay003: are too! mm!

UchihaRuler001: wait, are you trying to trick me?

ArtistofClay003: ... damn. i knew it would only work on tobi...

BakaN00b00?: does not!

ArtistofClay003: does too! mm!

BakaN00b00?: does not!

ArtistofClay003: does not! mm!

BakaN00b00?: does too! wait, wha?

ArtistofClay003: and that one didnt even take long to confuse him.mm.

BakaN00b00?: ????

Fabiolookalike005: anything doesnt take too long to confuse him really...

BakaN00b00?: i want cake!!!

Fabiolookalike005: so, ichi's birthday is tomorrow, so we should all get there from tonight till tomorrow. we'll start at 9:00

Akatsuki Zero000: yea. i should be alittle late, but if i run all te way there, full speed, without being stopped by hunter-nin and stuff, i should make it.

UchihaRuler001: ok, fine. have the damn party! see if i care!

Akatsuki Zero000: ...okay. now, why dont we have it... at ichi's blonlde's house?

UchihaRuler001: no! you'll try to capture him for the sacrifice! were not having it there! hmm... we could hold it in the uchiah mansion. it wasnt part of the original uchiha clan land, so it wasnt destoryed. only i and sasuke know about it. its by a beach and everything. our fanily use to go there for family fun. sigh good times. too bad i had to up and kill them.

ArtistofClay003: yea, that is a shame... mm...

Moneyman006: hell, if you were my son, i would have killed you for jusr looking at me wrong

BakaN00b00?: yay!! killy!!!! kill people!! TOBI KILL!!!!!!

Moneyman006: tobi, put down the kuani!! no, not my computer!! it cost me soooooo much moneyyyyyyyyy-

Moneyman006 has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

Fabiolookalike005: hmm i should go help him... but im going to go look shopping. bye!

Fabiolookalike005has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

ArtistofClay003: mm. i should go stop tobi since he's my partner, but Kakuzu didnt lend me some money for somemore clay, so screw him. im going to buy ichi a present. bye! mm!

ArtistofClay003 has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

SharkBait002: so, were is everyone anyway?

Akatsuki Zero000: in im lighting country

Akatsuki Zero000: everone else is near hidden rain, were the new hideout is

UchihaRuler001: we're in fire country, not that far from konoha. ill set up the stuff. all you guys have to do is get here and bring me good crap, okay?!

SharkBait002: kay.

Akatsuki Zero000: why not.

UchihaRuler001: damnit, weres zetsu?

Akatsuki Zero000: well, he had something to do, but ill inform him of the plan when i see him. hes near me in the hidden rain. i think ill go look for him now. later.

Akatsuki Zero000 has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

SharkBait002: so, what now?

UchihaRuler001: well, we get moving. we have to be in konoha by tomorrow. hmmm. it seems like im forgetting something...

SharkBait002: hey, didnt you have to go to konoha anyway?

UchihaRuler001: ... OH YEA!!!!!! now i remember. i have a job.

SharkBait002: job?

UchihaRuler001: yea, i was hired by someone, so i get some money to do osmething for them. i need to be in konoha to do it. lets go!!

SharkBait002: wait! i have to send the shiping information for my floaties!

UchihaRuler001: come on damnit!

SharkBait002: wait for me!!!

UchihaRuler001 has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

SharkBait002 has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

BakaN00b00?: damn. couldnt kill. tobi sad...

BakaN00b00?: ... guys? anyone there?

BakaN00b00?: finally! now i can stop acting dumb and use my brain. wow, it almosts hurts to talk the way i do. funny. they have no clue that im really super smart, and was kicked out of my village for the knowledge i hold. oh well. now maybe i should go read a telling tale of the adventures of-

Akatsuki Zero000 has logged on to Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

Akatsuki Zero000: oi, tobi, are you still on?

BakaN00b00?: yes, i a- err. i mean TObi IsH HErrrRRR!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: hey, make sure to lock up the new hideout before you leave for konoha, okay?

BakaN00b00?: KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJASFER W!!!!!

Akatsuki Zero000: heh, same old stupid tobi.

Akatsuki Zero000 has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

BakaN00b00?: hehehehehe. yes, same old tobi. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA- i want a cookie.

BakaN00b00? has logged off of Konoha Chat-0: super secret hidden chat that you dont know about so HA!

yay! im done. wow, it almost hurt thinking like tobi. lol. its a twist to make him a secret smart, huh. meh. might as well make ichi's b-day the same day as the anniversiry, just to add drama. lol. and i know what your thinking about ichi's job, but you have no idea, trust me. sigh im not all that in the mood to re-read this to make sure theres no super wrong spelling, unless it belongs to tobi, so bear with me. i just know when i look at this page after i put it out, im going to think of something i forgot to put in or i misspelled something or some other crap, so yea. well, i fell asleep half way typing this, so naruto 221 should be out, so im going to go watch it now! bye, and leave reviews or the bunny gets it!!