Dear Mao,
Mao! Is that you? It's been a while, isn't it? Sorry that I can't help you from the bullying peoples, I kept getting bullied too. And sure, I have these DW6 robes, it's in my room, just take it.
Your father
Mao,
Oh, and beware of Guan Yu. He might chase you when he saw you wearing my clothes.
Your father
Mao,
He chased you already?!
Your father
Mao,
Run! Just run! Try to run faster than Red Hare since he has that thing! Don't even let him sees you!
Your father
Mao,
Yes, just hide in whatever until he's tired of it.
Your father
Dear Cao Pi,
You want to play? That's rare. Sure, come to my place. (and let me order you around)
YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
I know, this is a mess.
YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
Let's play a game. It's called Who Could Clean This Place The Fastest.
YOUR uncle Dun
Dear Ba,
What? When did that happen?! Take off the ring, take off the ring!
Uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
You, no more games, get out of my place!
YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
Don't play dumb.
YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
You did nothing? Are you seriously saying that?
YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
You tried to place a ring on my niece- nephew's finger!
YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
Ssshhh. Go away.
NOT YOUR uncle Dun
Dear Zhang Chunhua,
Why does it have to be me?
Xiahou Dun
Dear Zhang He,
Your…..dress? (uh-oh, I got a bad feeling about this)
*attached is Zhang He's ripped dress*
Xiahou Dun
Zhang He,
Wha-what are you doing?
Xiahou Dun
Zhang He,
Why are you staring at me in a creepy way?
Xiahou Dun
Zhang He,
Shoo!
Xiahou Dun
Zhang He,
I swear, I wasn't the one who ripped your dress!
Xiahou Dun
Zhang He,
STOP UNDRESSING MEAHCOEBFBCIEUFA
Dear Cai Wenji,
Could you…..make me a new robe? The one I wore has been ripped off.
Xiahou Dun
Cai Wenji,
Don't ask.
Xiahou Dun
Dear Guo Jia,
Where did you get that?
Xiahou Dun
Guo Jia,
ANSWER ME YOU FAKE BLOND.
Xiahou Dun
Guo Jia,
Why are you not replying….
Xiahou Dun (I hope he didn't give that pictures to anyone…)
Dear cousin,
Uh…this is….I don't know! I have no idea! Why would I let Zhang He rip off my clothes until I got naked? This must be a trick from the enemy.
Dun
Cousin,
I know Guo Jia is your favorite, but don't believe him for now.
Dun
Dear Jia Xu,
I'm not gay for Zhang He, alright? Stop asking me if I'm gay or not.
Xiahou Dun
Dear Li Dian,
Not. Gay.
Xiahou Dun
Dear Yue Jin,
NOT. GAY.
Xiahou Dun
Dear Zhang Liao,
I'm not gay!
Xiahou Dun
Dear Mao,
Son! How could you? You believe everyone else but your father? You're grounded!
Your father
Dear cousin,
He was mad because of this ripped dress of him, so he rip off my clothes in revenge, okay? I'm not gay.
Dun
Dear Cao Pi,
Why did I see you approaching Ba? Go away!
NOT YOUR uncle Dun
Cao Pi,
I'M NOT GAY.
NOT YOUR uncle Dun
Dear Yuan,
I beg you, don't believe that shit.
Dun
Yuan,
It's just a picture!
Dun
Dear Guo Jia,
If you don't take all those pictures in an hour I will dye your hair black and shoot an arrow to your eye so that you have to eat your own eye!
Xiahou Dun
Guo Jia,
I see that wearing an eyepatch would be an advantage to you since, the girls will like you more…Then forget the eye! I will dye your hair black or shave your hair!
Xiahou Dun
Dear cousin,
I see, those pictures of Zhang He ripping off my clothes suddenly disappeared like wind. Isn't that good? Out of sight, out of mind.
Dun
Cousin,
You were actually enjoy looking at it? Uh….
Dun
Dear Lianshi,
Probably because he watched it already. You should watch the movie yourself then you'll know the reason of why he didn't want to watch with you. And no, I know nothing about Sun Quan's whereabouts.
Xiahou Dun
Dear Sun Quan,
…..What are you doing here?
Xiahou Dun
Sun Quan,
You do know that this is Wei, right? You could be killed anytime. By me.
Xiahou Dun
Sun Quan,
Cao Cao allowed you to enter the palace?
Xiahou Dun
Dear cousin,
Why would you let him enter the palace? He's your fucking rival!
Dun
Cousin,
No, I don't mean 'fucking rival' by that…..it's….nevermind.
Dun
Cousin,
Anyway, why?
Dun
Dear Sun Quan,
You want to cure a trauma? What trauma?
Xiahou Dun
Sun Quan,
That movie? Ha, you're not a man if you can't watch horror movies!
Xiahou Dun
Sun Quan,
Me? Uh…I watched it. ('watched' the plot)
Xiahou Dun
Sun Quan,
Nothing happened. Hahahaha.
Xiahou Dun
Sun Quan,
I cried blood.
Xiahou Dun