So I actually just wrote this one just a few days ago. And I'm really really proud of it!

The POV is kind of strange, it's all through a camera lens. As a person who records just about everything that happens in life, this was bound to come out of me eventually!

Best part? There's a little bit of River and Doctor stuck in here too!

So enjoy!

River had stopped by again. Amy wished she would come more often, but she was a busy person, her daughter. Being an incarcerated prisoner by day and a time traveler with The Doctor by night kept her from visiting home much. Amy guessed she understood though. When she was traveling with The Doctor there was absolutely no reason why she would stop just to visit her mum and dad.

But River was here now, sitting in the computer chair in front of Amy. Her blond ringlets almost ticked her Mum's chin as Amy leaned over her daughter to point to the screen.

And the girls' husbands stood behind them, wondering what Amy was so excited to show the dysfunctional family.

"Click play," Amy pointed. River reached for the mouse and did so, widening the screen so it fit the whole computer monitor.

The Doctor took a breath, "You know, if we took the computer to the TARDIS we could plug it into the console and play the video on the…"

"Shhhhhh!" the girls prompted.

The screen lit up to reveal a nice shot of some dirty white shag carpet.

"Amy, is it this button that starts the thing?"

"The round one on top?"

"Yep."

The shot lifted up to show a teenage Amy.

"So the red light means it's on?"

Amy turned to look into the lens. She clasped her hands together with a sarcasm filled smile, "Good job Mels!"

"Look at Amy!" Mels shouted from behind the camera. "Ow! Sexy!"

Today Amy was all dressed up. Nice bright blue dress, shiny, with sequins gracing the torso. It cut just above her knees, complete with blue trainers on her feet. Her red hair was at the back of her head and her Mum had even got her to wear eye liner and mascara.

"What's with the getup, Ams?"

"My cousins wedding…" Amy scowled at the camera. "Give me that!" her hand reached to the picture. The scene turned from floor to ceiling to floor to ceiling as Mels reluctantly passed it over. Now Mels was in the frame. Blue jeans and a baggy t-shirt, the teen stuck out her tongue and displayed a grotesque looking face.

Amy laughed and the camera shook as she got her grip. "You're invited Mels! You should come!"

"I don't do weddings…" Mels answered cooly, covering the lens up with her hand as she strutted to the right of Amy.

"Aw! Come on now!"

The camera swept to the door as a muffled voice was heard. "Amy? It's me! Are you decent?"

"You wish she wasn't!" Mels shouted from behind Amy.

"Shut-up Mels! Come on it Rory!"

Rory creaked open the door, revealing him all dressed up in his grey tux.

"Awwwww!" Mels cried. "So cute!"

Walking back into the frame, Mels went over to Rory and flicked his bowtie that was poorly tied around his neck.

"This is horribly dorky though."

Rory narrowed his eyes in annoyance as he straightened it back up. "My mum wanted me to wear it."

Suddenly, Amy gasped. "Rory! You know what would be so cute! ? A top hat! A grey top hat to wear with the suit!"

"The next and last time you will ever see me in a tux will be my wedding day and are you recording this?"

The camera shook violently again as Mels took the camera back from Amy. "Sure thing, mate!"

The picture swept to reveal both of her best friends standing next to each other, looking almost horribly awkward in their fancy clothes.

"Mels, if you don't do weddings, what're you gonna do when you get married?" Amy asked as she turned to the mirror behind her and frowned at her hair. Mels waved at her reflection in the mirror, the clunky silver, digital camera covering her smirk.

Rory turned fully to the camera "I betcha Mels' wedding will be the strangest wedding ever!" Amy laughed at Rory's comment.

This time Amy was the one who turned around and flicked his bowtie. "I bet her husband will wear one of these!" The ginger walked away laughing at her joke as Rory scowled again and straightened it back up.

"Shut-up you two!" Mels shouted in her loud, demanding voice. The frame followed Amy as she sat on her bed and dangled her feel over the edge.

"No! I like this game! Rory! Your turn!"

Rory walked next to his girl best friend. "Uh…Mels' husband will…"

Amy was quick to interrupt - "Hate guns! Ahaha! Oh the irony! Mels' favorite toy!" she laughed, clapping her hands together.

"I. Don't. Do. Weddings!" it was hard to tell just by her voice whether Mels was getting very angry or laughing along.

"It won't even be a real wedding, I bet!" Amy shouted, once again cutting off Rory who was about to say something.

Amy counted of the next points on her fingers. "It won't be in a church, it won't have a real pastor, there won't be a cake or a toast or a wedding gown! And the only two people there besides her and her husband will be me and Rory!"

"What the he…"

Amy interupted Mels this time, "I betcha Mels' husband will be the strangest person ever! He'll be like super smart but act like a five year old! And he'll talk to himself a bunch. And he'll wear strange things like hm…suspenders and…tweed jackets and that stupid bowtie and he'll.."

"Be an alien!" Rory shouted out suddenly.

Amy turned to Rory her eyebrows knitted together as tightly as they could go.

"…what? ?"

Rory's gaze fell to the floor. He shrugged, his cheeks turning red.

Amy shook her head and looked back up at Mels. Her eyes instantly brightened in amusement at the site of Mels.

"Haha! Show the camera that face!" she giggled, and reached for the camera. Taking the item and spinning it around, Mels came into the shot again.

Her arms were crossed and her fists were clenched. Her lips were pushed firmly together and her eyes narrowed into her bitter little expression. But as Amy laughed, Mels couldn't help but explode into a smile too.

The room fell abruptly silent.

"YEAH MUM?" Amy shouted. "ALRIGHT! BE DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES!"

Rory and Amy got off the bed and straightened out their nice clothing. "Say bye bye Mels!"

Mels waved to the camera. "See you later you 'wedding going' suckers!" Mels strutted off the screen dramatically again, leaving just Rory in the shot.

All the boy did was press his lips together and shake his head.

The video ended in a blur of Rory's grey tux and Amy's blue walls.

The computer room was silent for a long beat.

Finally Rory let out a, "Creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy…"

The four stood in front of the computer screen, eyes not moving, mouths open, although unsure of what to say.

Rory, Amy, and River all turned to The Doctor at the same time, expressions wide and kind of…confused.

His eyes darted from one of the Ponds' gazes to the other. Almost subconsciously, his hand reached up and straightened his bowtie.

"Bowties are cool…" he mumbled before turning around and waltzing away.

oh yes!

Review my loves!