"Hello...Hellooooooooo!...Damn, where am I...Who, am I?"
Umm, where are we.
"What the, hello?!"
I dunno?
Wait, I dont think the readers know who we are yet.
"Umm...HELLO!"
Well, this isn't the right story either, I thought this was stories.
"Stories?"
Well... I dont know fluffy... But where is Seth and the others, I had a plan for the newbies and Them.
"Fluffy?"
Wait, She kinda looks like someone from a game, ugh... I dont remember her name.
Hmm... She does look familiar. Wait, still need to introduce the Fanfic.
Right, Well this is supposed to be Pokemon stories but me and Fluffy are not really in their world...
"Pokemon? Where am I... Why is there just white."
Wait, that's Chell from portal, right? That's what she looks like, but I swear she was a Mute. Have we been playing portal?
"What is a portal?"
Something has gone terribly wron-
THE SPAMMERS! FUCK!
Your kidding me... wait but everybody would still be here.
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND, *sob*"
Dude she's going crazy, add something to the story.
Your stupid, fin- MY WONDERBOOK!
Your wut?
The thing I write in to create stuff.
That's fucked u- AGHHH"
"What the!" TFG said.
"Why are we humans,well, why are you more importantly!" He cried.
"Wait, but Im a glace- AGH, HANDS!" Yelled the former glaceon god.
"People!" Chell said, running over to the group.
"Its OK Fluffy, we'll find the group and Save the story... I hope."
"Don't say that! I need my awesome fur back!" Fluffy said, pulling at their hair.
"Stop narrating us you fiends, I SAID!" He said.
"You two are kinda scarring me..." Said chell, tilting her head slightly.
"She cant hear it, good. You know, they dont know how to make us not self aware,
which is also good." TFG said, contemplating what to do.
"AHA, look around, the world is forming!" TFG Thundered into the world.
The outlines of trees and plants took shape and began to take solid form.
Grass, and sounds of animals, and the gentle flow of wind greeted the few. A voice was carried in the wind. Luckily a familiar voice.
"Wow, this is amazing, but can you two explain to me what is going on" Chell asked, slowly looking around.
"Oh, sorry... listen, we need to hurry to the voice before the spammers take it away, their kinda dumb, Ill tell you on the way." Said TFG, motioning them.
"So you want me to call you fluffy and... TFG?" Chell asked, slightly shocked at the story they gave.
"And you two are searching for a book that can control the universe, while also looking for a group of people that control magical monsters?" Chell finished.
"Yup." The two former gods said in unison.
"Damn, this is what it feels like to be narrated. Fuck..." Fluffy said as they continued to run through the forest that had materialized around them.
A light shone down from the canopy of trees every here or there, and the bushed flushed with life. They soon found a path out of the forest and into a large flat plain.
Few trees brushed against the blue sky. Off in the distance, they saw a village.
"The voice is getting louder." Fluffy said, slowing down to listen.
"Yup, coming from the village, and it kinda sounds like silver.
They came just outside of the village.
"Fuck, come on. Gold, if this is your fault I will find you and kill you!" Silver yelled,
hitting a chair in anger.
"Silver?" TFG said reluctantly.
"PEOPLE!" Silver yelled.
"Is that this 'Silver' person you were Terry?" Chell asked, pointing at the red haired boy,
"Terry, you mean TFG, right?" TFG asked.
"Yeah, but I like Terry better." Chell said, walking over to the boy.
"Umm... am I in Hell... or heaven." Silver said, staring at Chell.
"What?" She said back to him.
"Shut up Silver, now do you know where anybody else is?" Fluffy asked.
Silver said nothing for a second, then flashed back to reality.
"Oh, no, no I dont." He said back.
It started to darken outside, the moon slowly rising.
"Its getting dark, so we should call it a day." Fluffy said.
"Well, how are we going to end it? Also even if we do, how do we know that the spammers are going to post this." Said TFG "Well, we can hope" He said back.
"Post?" Silver questioned.
"Go with it..." Chell answered.
"Well, I guess we are TFG and Fluffy, and we hope you Read, Review, love, and Durp."
"Durp?" Chell and silver said in unison.
"Go with it!"