Skul and Total

part 3

"This is the most attention I've gotten in 200 years. Iggy, that's your name right? Can you scratch behind my ear again? Oh yeah right there. You know you kids, although very abnormal you are with your wings, even I shouldn't be judgement but I'm me I do what I wamt, should start a spa or bath house."

"We never kne Total was ticklish under his nose." Gazzy said. He let loose a devilish gas and Oggy dropped off the couch andpretended to go into a spasm.

"Oops, my bad." Gazzy smiled not sorry.

"Its a good thing Max decided to take a shower otherwise we'll never be able to have fun." Angel smiled scatching under his belly and Skulduggery lapped his tongue out and panted.


Valkyrie woofed down the fifth cheeseburger and smacked her finhers in her mouth. Total burped in his skeleton body and rubbed his ribcage.

"Do humans eat like this all the time?" Total smilled so big it looled like his jaw was coming off.

"Even though you technically can't really taste food, do you want a smoothie?" Valkyrie laughed.

"With cheese sticks and lattes?"

"How about a movie to go with that?"

"No popcorn, the kernel gets between my back choppers." The human skeleton faced dog mimmed licking his mouth.

"No. I got a beeter idea," Valktlyrie put the car in gear and revved the engine. "A whole buffet woth shrimp and a drive in movie."

Total howled so loudly the pitch almost broke Valkyries ears. "LET'S GO!"

Valkyire didn't need to be told to deaf twice.

Nye threw down the microphone on the concrete and the stray cat lingering around the light post scuttled away scared. Nye grumbled quiet execution worthy word when an epiphany enlightened him. It doesn't matter if his machine didn't work correctly, if the skeleton and girl couldn't reverse the effects and couldn't get to work then Nye had done its evil deed of revenge. That's hat happens when you piss of a Crenga on Monday's Mr Out-of-a-job skeleton Pleasant. Nye hummed pleasantly to himself walking half tiptoe dancing back to his lab screetching at the was still hiding cat now high tailing down in the street.