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Chapter 11: Skippy Peachy
Mario yawned because it was the middle of the school day and he was quite tired. He had his books under one arm and he was about to enter his classroom until one of his teachers stopped him as he entered. "Hey Mrs. Soprano, how are you feeling today?" Mario questioned while rocking back and forth.
"Well I'm just Skippy Peachy how are you?" Mrs. Soprano responded with a cheering voice.
"Just fine," Mario mumbled about to close his eyes.
"You don't seem fine, in fact you seem quite out of it. Come on wake up and be cheerful. Say, 'I'm Skippy Peachy'!" Mrs. Soprano ordered while clapping cheerfully.
"I'm Mippy Meachy!" Mario muttered.
"No you're Skippy Peachy, and all day if anyone ask how you're doing you must say you're Skippy Peachy and then interlock your arms with someone else and skip around okay." Mrs. Soprano explained.
Mario shook his head signaling that he understood and and walked into the classroom. As soon as he made it to is desk and sat down and slammed his head down and started to snore.
After a minute or so, Luigi and Daisy walked inside the room while holding hands and their fingers were locked together. Daisy followed Luigi to his sit and the two began to chat.
Soon the bell rung and a bunch of students ran inside the classroom trying not to be late. Daisy walked to her seat and waved to her boyfriend once she sat down; Luigi waved back.
The teacher stood up about to talk until Peach and Rosalina ran into the classroom out of breath.
"Where *gasp* so sorry we're *gasp* late." said Rosalina out of breath.
"We have a perfect reason. You see Rosalina and I were so busy talking about how annoying her ex boyfriend is. So we took pictures and put them on the internet and said how good it felt to be single," Peach explained.
"Aren't you dating Mario?" Rosalina questioned while looking at Peach.
"Um...sure..." Peach responded as she casually walked to her seat and sat down slowly. Rosalina walked over to her seat next to Daisy and leaned closer to her.
"When did you and Luigi make up?" Rosalina questioned.
"Oh we made up alright," Daisy smiled and then winked at her.
"Inside joke?" Rosalina responded and then Daisy shrugged in response. "Well I didn't get it..." She mumbled
"So how was everyone's weekend?" Mrs. Soprano questioned with a smile.
"Um it's Thursday," Peach answered with her hand halfway into the air.
"And Rosalina's hair is bleached," Mrs. Soprano shot back. Mrs. Soprano began to speak and while this was occurring Daisy turned to her right and got Luigi's attention. Luigi suddenly looked over and smiled happily.
Daisy smiled and licked her lips. Right after Luigi licked his teeth and that brought a smile to Daisy's face. Daisy brought her fist to her mouth and then began to smirk. Luigi nodded in response and then put the palms of his hands together but with the tip of his right fingers touching his left wrist.
Daisy's eyes rolled to the back of her head and then she sunk into her chair. Daisy smiled and then formed a circle with her right hand. Then she took her left index finger and stick in inside the circle.
Luigi shook his head up and down and then made a "V" with his middle and index finger and put it near his mouth but as soon as he did Mrs. Soprano slammed her hand on her desk.
"Luigi and Daisy what are you two doing?" Mrs. Soprano yelled angrily.
"You," Daisy mouthed to Luigi while giggling.
"Both of you to the office now!" Mrs. Soprano ordered while pointing to the door.
"We didn't do anything!" Daisy informed.
"Now," Luigi mouthed to Daisy with a smile.
"Get out of my classroom," Mrs. Soprano demanded.
Daisy collected her stuff and went to the door to wait for Luigi. Once Luigi got to the door they both left the room together. There was an awkward silence until Rosalina broke it. "OH NOW I GET IT!" Rosalina exclaimed with a smile on her face.
"STOP CALLING; STOP CALLING I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE!" Noah yelled over the phone and then slammed it down.
"Geez guy have some sensitivity," Kate chuckled while chewing on strawberries that Marshall was cutting.
"Katie you're cute," Noah informed.
"Oh thanks," Kate giggled.
"It's cool that you guys grew up together," Marshall cut in.
"I know, Noah and I have been friends for like ever," Kate informed while sitting next to Noah on the couch. Suddenly the door flung open and Cameron came in with his hands full of groceries.
"You're wife's here," Noah smirked while looking at Marshall.
"Shut up," Cameron growled while coming up to Marshall and sitting the food down.
"What's wrong?" Marshall asked his best friend.
"I broke my phone and I loved it so much," Cameron informed.
"If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it," Noah sung.
"SHUT UP REDNECK!" Cameron yelled.
"I'm not a redneck," Noah objected.
"He isn't," Kate agreed while grabbing Noah's arm and hugging it.
"I know but I just wanted to yell something," Cameron informed and then turned back to Marshall. "I need a girlfriend," Cameron muttered.
"Why don't you try speed dating?" Marshall suggested.
"Oh that reminds me, Marshall I met this really cute girl and she said that she was hugging out with a friend that day. So I told her a single friend of mine would be interested," Noah explained while jumping up.
" A double date? I don't know," Marshall replied as he sat down in a chair.
"Noah don't take Marshall, I've double dated with Marshall before and it was horrible with a capital H" Cameron cut in while putting the groceries away.
"What happened?" Kate asked.
"My date ignored me the whole time and focused on Marshall. After the dinner we went to the movie and the girls cuddled with Marshall. Afterwards I went to the bathroom and they left me at the theater," Cameron explained.
"I'm sorry Cameron that wasn't intentional," Marshall defended.
"That's why I hardly let girls I date meet Marshall but that turns out not working so well since Marshall was the most popular person in highschool," Cameron responded.
"Wow I didn't know you where popular," Kate cut in.
"In graduation when he was called a few girls fainted. He turned a guy gay," Cameron informed.
"I did not turn a guy gay," Marshall shot back.
"Come on Marshall just come with me," Noah pleaded.
"Not really you know I'm already interested in a girl," said Marshall. Right after he realized what he had just said he covered his mouth.
"Oh," Kate said sadly while looking down. Noah put his arm around Kate and smiled at Marshall. Suddenly Marshall cell phone rung. Marshall stuck his hand in his pocket and get his phone.
Marshall but his phone up to his ear and answered with a hello. "Hey Marshall this is Luigi, and I was supposed to call dad but he didn't answer. Thank god, so I called you." Luigi explained.
"What's up aren't you at school?" Marshall questioned.
"I got in some trouble for-," Luigi paused and looked at the secretary. The secretary glared at Luigi in return. "For um making sexual gestures towards another classmate," Luigi said while grinding his teeth.
"You did what? What's the matter with you?" Marshall hollered over the phone.
"Well I was looking at Daisy and you know well we started gesturing," Luigi told.
"Luigi are you still a vir-," Marshall began but Luigi cut him off.
"No okay fine I said it, now let's stop talking about it." Luigi said quickly.
"So Luigi how was it?" Marshall chuckled.
"I don't want to talk about this, can you just come and pick me up? I got suspended for four days. So could you let me stay at your place until then?" Luigi asked.
"I'll think about it, but you shouldn't be doing that stuff," Marshall preached.
"You were doing this stuff at the age of 12," Luigi shot back.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?" Marshall asked.
"That isn't the point, the point is that I'm going to be in serious trouble with Daisy's parent's and my parents if they find out." Luigi informed.
"Okay I'll come pick you up you've got to tell me everyone when we get back to my place okay?" Marshall replied.
"Fine," Luigi agreed then hung up the phone.
"Nom Nom Nom," Was the sound Rosalina made as she stuffed cinnamon rolls in her mouth during lunch time.
"Where did everyones food go," Mr.L said with a smile and then looked at Rosalina's stomach, "Oh wait..."
"Shut up I'm not in the mood!" Rosalina said with her mouth full of food.
"Rosie, what was the little talk we had about stress eating?" Peach reminded. Rosalina started to cry while the other two at the table just stared at her.
Suddenly Donte and Alec came up to the table with Mario on Donte's back. Donte sat Mario down in a chair and the two other boys sat down as well. Mario stirred a small bit and took a sip of a bottle of water he had.
"Hey Mario how are you doing?" Peach asked happily. Mario looked up his girlfriend at angrily glared at her. "I'M JUST SKIPPY PEACHY!" Mario answered in a loud voice then slammed his head on the table.
"I like that mood of yours," Mr.L said with a smile.
"He's just moody," Rosalina cut in with food falling out of her mouth. Suddenly the head-cheerleader Priscilla came up to Donte and sat on his lap. She lied her lips on his lips and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"Hey new boyfriend," Priscilla greeted.
"NO HE'S MINE!" Mr.L yelled while grabbing Donte and pulled him close.
"Don't touch him," Priscilla ordered while moving Mr.L's hands away.
"Did she just tell me what to do?" Mr.L questioned while chuckling and looking the others.
"I did so what?" Priscilla called.
"Well girl I don't want to date, um he is somewhat of a smart idiot so you should go now!" Donte informed while folding his arms.
"I can do whatever I want, " Priscilla agrued while stomping.
"You're wearing yoga pants..." Alec observed.
"Don't look you'll die on the inside," Donte informed.
"I've learned so much," Alex exclaimed while placing his hand over his heart.
"I'm dating the guy with the pretty teeth and you aren't going to interfere," Priscilla yelled and then flicked Mr.L in the nose!
Note: There is a teacher at my school who uses the term and I quote "Skippy Peachy" Please don't ask; please don't...
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