Ch 10 Escape

"Ah Hyrule" Ganondorf took a deep breathe "At least this time the only thing we have to do is kill a polygon. No elaborate plan, no guy in a green tunic slashing through all my minions."

"You know you miss the elaborate plans" Wolf said

"Yeah, who am I kidding? Bowser's plan isn't elaborate at all, I want to see somebody be fooled dad blame it" Ganondorf looked sad.

"Dad blame it?" Bowser queried, "What kind of crackpot saying is that. You don't even have a dad, do you?"

"I don't know" Ganondorf look confused "I felt as if some unknown source from above made me say that against my will"

"Umm that's somewhat freaky" Kraid said "And confusing, what sick mind would force all to do this"

"What if we're all being controlled by some unknown source, and this whole thing was never supposed to happen. What if this unknown source was typing everything we say and do. And without it would be stuck back in our own stories. Which are controlled by another unknown source. This is all so confusing for some reason." PB eyes grew big "Does that we're just a figment a some guys imagination? Unknown source help us understand."

"Your not supposed to understand" A deep voice bellowed out of nowhere and rumbled the land. Then flaming chickens of doom came flying out of nowhere and struck each one of the villains and knocked them out. When the chickens stopped being on fire several wire frames gathered around the dead and cooked chicken and feasted along with collard greens, pinto beans and homemade cornbread, not that jiffy mix stuff, the real thing.

Meanwhile on DK's ship…

"THIS PLACE IS AWESOME" Captain Falcon was running around like he was in heaven.

"BLEEP" Mr.GameandWatch commented.

"I actually thought I could have done better," DK said

"Your sure could've, wood gets dirtier than metal" Luigi had on an apron and an automatic pressure washer in place of his shotgun.

"Luigi, when are you going to stop being a neat freak" Link said, "I'm about tired of everything being spotless"

"Get used to it" Luigi had already pressure washed the giant ship and was halfway through buffing it. He had also switched from his apron to a janitor suit with the nametag Bob on it.

"Where the heck did he get that from?" Kirby asked

"What do you think his vault is filled with" DK said, "Since Luigi is such a neat freak, I'd figure that he would clean this ship for free. Plus this place is swearing muted anyone who cusses will sound like regular words. Luigi will all think we're talking regular"

"Bleep bleep" Mr.GameandWatch sighed with relief.

"Well crap then" Ness tested the system out "Hey it actually works"

"I heard that" Luigi ran over ness with his buffer.

"Looks like I still got some bugs to work out on the system," DK pulled up a schematic of the system and scratched his head.

Back at Hyrule…

"What the heck happened" Wolf woke up to find himself locked in a cage separated from all the other villains.

"What do you think?" Ganondorf said "when we got knocked out by the chickens; we were captured by the good guys."

"We're not good guys" Snake walked down there and ironically enough he was carrying snakes to feed them.

"So what are you" then Meta-knight asked.

"Umm… well I don't know" Snake replied, "We just kind of want our share"

"Join us then" K.Rool said "And together we'll rule the galaxy" he proceeded to laugh evilly. Snake eventually got tired of it and through a dead cobra at him.

"He is right you know" Kraid said.

"We already conquered Hyrule why we join you when we just captured you" Snake replied.

"Because you know as well as I do that something awfully strange is going to happen" Ganondorf grabbed and bit ferociously into a snake.

"But I wasn't created by Nintendo, I used actual non-magical technology that will not hesitate to obliterate you" Snake smirked.

"UNKNOWN SOURCE HELP USE AGAIN" PB was promptly knocked out by a chicken leg.

"Enjoy your meal" Snake left the dungeon.

"Great what do we do know" Bowser starred at PB wondering if he should try what PB tried.

"Are you forgetting, this is my world" Ganondorf made a pose.

"And that means" Bowser asked

"Ninja art, re-dead summoning jutsu" Ganondorf yelled out and stuck his hand on the ground suddenly several re-deads came out.

"And you couldn't do this to steal the keys from Snake because?" Meta-knight looked angry.

"What, every great villain leaves a huge flaw in their plan that even the dumbest of people can see" Ganondorf looked at the door "NOW RE-DEADS ATTACK SNAKE"

The made their way to the door, like obedient slaves. Sadly though, they were all obliterated by lasers and other technological weapons that Snake put in.

"Tisk, tisk, tisk" Snake showed himself in a giant plasma screen on each cage door "is that really the best you can do"

"Heck no" Wolf reached in his pocket "I have an arsenal of weapons at my disposal" He proceeded to pull out a pneumatic ultrasound sonic obliterator and blew apart the bars on the cell door. He then made his way out of the cage only to get obliterated, himself. Just like the re-deads.

"NOOOOO" PB screamed out. "He was my favorite"

"What are you crying about" K.Rool looked at PB strangely.

"Can't you see wolf is dead" PB grabbed the bars of the cage.

"Wait for it" Bowser mumbled.

"5…4…3…2…1" All the villains and even Snake counted down the time until wolf reappeared.

"Your back" PB looked happier now "give me that 50 you owe me before you die again"

"You cried over 50 bucks" Meta-knight shook his head and sighed.

"That's supposed to last me the rest of the year" PB grabbed the money from Wolf.

"Why would you lend you someone all your money from a whole year" Ganondorf asked.

"Don't question my methods" PB said "Wolf you know owe me 400.258923 interest."

"Your kidding right" Wolf scratch his head.

"Nope it's right here in the contract" PB folded up a piece of paper and threw it to Wolf.

"Stupid contract" Wolf pulled out his wallet "At least it's not that much"

"We're getting off topic again" Meta-knight held out his sword as if he could kill them all right then and there.

"Right" Bowser held the star rod high in the air, and with a simple flick of his wrist, disabled all technology in that area. "Okay let's go and conquer kanto like I said before" Bowser starred at Ganondorf.

"Not me, I decided to have a grudge against this Snake guy," Ganondorf said just as Wolf blew up the wall so they could escape."

"Wait, you "decided" to have a grudge" Mewtwo floated towards Ganondorf before he opened the door

"Yeah, so" Ganondorf started to blow apart the door.

"No, no, there's an art to these things" Mewtwo pulled a chart out of nowhere "You see the definition of a grudge is, and I quote "A resentment strong enough to justify retaliation". You have no resentment against this guy, you barely even know him. Now resentments as strong as this are formed over time."

"His technology killed my minions" Ganondorf cut Mewtwo off

"What, that can't be resentment. Any bad guy who feels such a connection to his villains has to be worse than Bowser" Mewtwo nearly scolded Ganondorf.

"It's true" Bowser noticed everyone looking at him awkwardly "What, I'm comfortable with my disposition in this group to admit it"

"You know what, forget you all I'm leaving for my ship and whoever isn't there in 5 seconds is going to be left here" Meta-knight didn't even finish saying 5 before everyone except Ganondorf appeared on the ship.

"Hmm… that worked pretty well" Meta-knight flew off into the distance.

"Well, then" Ganondorf wondered why he was talking to himself "Let us find this Snake guy" He then wondered why he spoke as if he was with someone.

At DK's ship

"Now approaching Corneria," A voice said around the ship

"The intercom" Luigi had a dark voice as he noticed he had missed cleaning the speaker in every room.

"Luigi we have to get ready to leave" Yoshi red dragged Luigi away