Disclaimer: alright, this is it, two monsters who can summon themselves when the field is clear, but who is the better one? Let's find out. I only own lyrics, that's it!
Chapter 11: Photon Thrasher vs. Cyber Dragon
Epic Rap Battles of TCG! Photon Thrasher!
Vs.
Cyber Dragon!
BEGIN!
(Cyber)
So let me begin with this selfish emo wannabe
As strong as I was to the game that I brought anarchy
I'm the entire heart and soul of my owner and his deck and
If you think you're better then I suggest you check again
Your owner has no skill, just the same Photon engine
Thrasher and then Crusher and then Dragon, impressive
So allow me to duplicate and go for a Rank 5
Remember the name Cyber Dragon Nova when he comes to life
(Thrasher)
Cyber Dragon go home, don't make me strike you with my sword
Players dropped your ass faster than the Elemental Lords
Your presence isn't even needed, when was your use even recent?
Whatever value you had it all went down to Hell in reprints
My rarity upgraded when I came in Astral Packs
You think I'm emo? Your owner thinks he's badass
I'll outclass you and surpass you any day and every way
Because between the both of us, I'm the one who sees the most play
(Cyber)
Us Cybers had a Photon Card before you guys even existed
You can take that back to Zexal so you don't get it twisted
I agree you see some play, it's just too bad your use is fruitless
Like most of your support cards, ALL OF WHICH ARE USELESS!
You're used more outside your own archetype, you sell-out
If you're just gonna' stand there while others fight then get the Hell out
Name is changed, gone and came, things will never be the same
Slasher then to Thrasher, is that so? Or so you claim.
(Thrasher)
It's already the first turn and I'm about to be Overlayed
And we're gonna' start things off with a Rank 4 Exceed
Let me bring out Photon Crusher and I'll bring him up to speed
So we can see your demise to know that we did our deed
Yeah I'm a little overused but that says more about YOU
When players say, 'hey, where's Cyber Dragon? Oh wait, Cyber who?
You may be getting new support but you'll be played less than organs
You should fear for what's in store for us in Primal Origins.
Who Won? Who's Next? YOU Decide?
A/N: This one is my favorite, I really enjoyed writing this. R&R and don't forget to PM me any suggestions, who do YOU think won? Looks I'm back to the drawing board, it's going to be a while before we see another battle, until next time!