Idiots Of The Round Table!
By: Bugsplee
Note: Prepare yourselves...after the "Idiots Of The Far Future" special, there's another special next entitled, "Who Killed Carl?" where someone has stabbed Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard and everyone's a suspect and YOU readers get to vote! I've taken the time to write another song fic to pass the time!
Rock You Like A Hurricane
The screen opens up into the Toonin' Hut Cafe where Homerth Simpleson comes into the scene with a card.
Homerth:(reading card) "Hello." Hmm. "Welcome to the Toonin' Hut Cafe premere singing night where a super special guest will sing for us." What special guest? No one told me able this guest!
Jimmth:(from backstage) Homerth, you're done now. Get off the stage.
Homerth: Why should I? In fact, I'll sing the song this special guest was going to play.(grabs electric guitar) Alright, let's rock!
Then, Homerth plays the guitar and sings:
It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for show
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane!
My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I Choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a HURRICANE!!!
Yeah!
Homerth stops and pants hardly as everyone just stared at him. Then, we see him being thrown out of the hut.
Jimmth: And STAY OUT!(closes)
Homerth: Screw you, bitch!
end
Enjoy the hurricane! Stay tuned!
-Bugsplee