(PotterRoolz was in court, sitting down in a chair at the front of the court-room)

Judge: PotterRoolz, the name you have chosen to legally change your name to is ...

PotterRoolz: Yes?

Judge: Available. Congratulations, your new name is ...

(Judge frowns. His eye twitches.)

Judge: Erm, you know your new name, let's quickly end this court session.

(Judge straightens his papers, and brings up the hammer.)

PotterRoolz: Hang on, you have to confirm the name, what will these people call me as?

(PotterRoolz brushes a hand in the direction of the congregation.)

Judge: Err ... yes ... they can look at the paper afterwards, let's wrap this up.

PotterRoolz: I'm sure that all the legal processes require it.

Judge: Err ... no they don't.

(Judge brings up the hammer again.)

PotterRoolz: Well, why don't you find out, then?

Judge: Maybe it's better not to -

Person from audience: Your honour, if you want this session ended, why don't you just read out his new name?

Another Person: Yeah, either that or find out if there's any reason not to.

Judge: But, I have no way of contacting anyone -

Third Person: I have a mobile

Judge: That would be unruly for a judge to use a mobile -

4th Person: Unruly-schunruly just do it!

5th Person: You can't talk to him like that -

6th Person: Screw you! He ain't gonna arrest him cos he said that it wasn't unruly!

7th Person: Yeah, it wasn't unruly! Do it judge!

5th Person: That's "your honour" to you! Hyarrghh!

(5th Person brings out a schimitar and lunges for the 7th Person)

Schimitar 1 Damage

(7th Person brings out mace)

Mace 3 Damage

Schimitar 1 Damage

(5th Person brings out shield)

Mace Attack Shielded.

(7th person follows suit.)

Schimitar Attack Shielded

Mace Attack Shielded.

Schimitar Attack Shielded

Mace Attack Shielded.

Schimitar Attack Shielded

Mace Attack Shielded.

Schimitar Attack Shielded

Mace Attack Shielded.

A MILLION "SHIELDED"S LATER

5th and 7th Person: Pant, Pant, Pant, Pant.

Judge: ENOUGH! STOP THIS BORING FIGHT THAT'S GETTING US NOWHERE!

(5th and 7th Person stop.)

Judge: All in favour of the 5th Person's view

(No-one raises their hands.)

Judge: All in favour of the 7th Person's view

(Everyone raises their hands, including PotterRoolz.)

PotterRoolz: Your Honour, the vote is clear - please just take his mobile and find out whether it's neccesary to speak out my name or not.

Judge: Fine, I will simply read out your name instead. PotterRoolz, your new name is ... yfjdhfksnkfgywmrjnfdifhenfoidhfndkghmfidghgkdugndkfufgkjfjfhufteksejdjrdgdkhdysrjgikvjsgdgvdnhvsrgkdvegmjsdfkkkkesdbhkfuyfgkjdsyhjjkdsdjgkgvhzkkjsmnekzsjgsgefkzndjzskgtjrdgudtgtdhcgudfhkmndfhjigjjsdfgkkmdxgmjxkfjdvgjdrsergfjkrjkfsdhfjdhjfdjfgskhsgslahxmcncmvbnbnvhdkfmgjkglghdfkbnboerattyfkkgkfffgfgcvhfgjkfghdfjdfbhfgjkdshzfbffsdbhfgjgmfukujhreshrshejfasymkwesdawsdkaeshjqwekhjauallsukwsdgksjwgserlkhkandiroolgbseuikjguhhyzkjhzxhzsxghdfxxdsafdkjfheuhfseurhsgesjsuhsgjhesgswgsjkwsgjkswhsnrgfjkrjkfsdhfjdhjfdjfgskzskgtjrdgudtgtdhdnhvsrgkdvegmjsdfkknfdifhenfoidhfndkghmfidghg

9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, WORTHLESS YEARS LATER

Judges Skeleton: fjfgfdihxdfzjufsewhghdfhfhfdhgjgnnnfvjbhbkjsikjejqoweioofgjfmfjkcbhfgkfhfgkfghfgjghxjfdshhjfghfgjjhjkdskjasjqjgfufhsahdgjstsnwshgasyhdxjhfsehcjhshfjsefshsjhsdhneghsehfsehwfshawrhhfjhjfshwhfdsehfukthejudgefdsndsdeaksgskajzgjzsjkjdhjdhgikjhjzkgjkskskskfknfgkjfhgnrbrjvnfhhfjnghj. All in favour of getting PotterRoolz a new name?

(The piles of dust in the congregation all raise a zombie hand.

The End (PotterRoolz never aged in that time period, he retained the time-lord properties he stole from the Doctor.)