Wednesday

The final bell rang, signalling the end of the school day. Kids ran out of their smelly classrooms and out of the prison, also known as 'school'. As the five kids left the building, a flyer blown by the autumn wind hit Ed in the face. "HELP ME EDDY! I'M BLIND!" He screamed. Eddy rolled his eyes and peeled off the flyer from his face. Alice and Alyssa read from over his shoulder. They both were giddy with excitement afterwards. It read, '10th annual Peach Creek Fall ball: Music, refreshments, and pictures. 5$ addmittance. Happens this Friday!' Alice was already fussing about what dress to wear and whhat drink would give her enough buzz to last.

The Kankers also saw the flyer, and then Lee saw Alice and Eddy talking. She hid behind a corner and eavesdropped on their little conversation. "-I've got it all planned out! I'm gonna wear my favorite black dress with-"

"Just about everything you wear is black." He cut in. This earned a light punch on the arm from Alice.

"So? Black is awesome." Lee was literally foaming at the mouth, but then a small candle lit over her head. She had the perfect idea. When she told her sisters, both of them thought it was a great idea. They all laughed evilly, children became scarred for life after they experienced this.

At home

Alice walked into the house as Alyssa and Double D talked at the front door. "So are you going?" She asked.

"I don't really know yet. But seeing as this is a school event, I'll attend." He said.

"Well... um.. are you going to ask anyone?" She hinted. He didn't get the hint.

"No. Girls don't really like to go to these kinds of things with me. And I can't dance." Inside her head, she was screaming.

"Oh. Alright then. See you tommorrow then..." She said, disappointed he didn't ask her. Then a loud scream was heard coming from Alice's room. It was so shrill, it caused a fire hydrant to explode. Alyssa slammed the door shut on Double D's face and ran upstairs. "What happened?" Alyssa screamed. Alice slammed open her door and shouted.

"MY DRESS! IT'S GONE!" Alyssa then ran into her room and saw that her dress was missing too. She noticed a few strands of hair on the ground though.

"Hey Alice! Check this out!" She called. Alice came in and inspected the hairs. There was a mess of red, blue, and yellow hairs on the carpet. "Kankers." They both concluded. Their faces went dark and small evil little smiles crept onto their faces.

"They will pay... oh how they will pay..." Alice muttered darkly as both girls treaded into the basement, getting ready for the dress retrieval they had to make tonight.

At the Kankers trailer

All three girls were laughing their asses off and throwing food at Alyssa's and Alice's dresses. Rain started to pour down on the trailer, the water dripping over the roof and some leaking from the roof into pots and buckets. It was getting late, and they had to get up nice and early so they could ambush their 'boyfriends' tommorrow and force them to ask them to the dance. They all popped on their facial masks and hair curlers, and clambored into the bed.

Something outside then screeched very loudly. May and Marie just about jumped out of bed. A loud howl was also heard.

"What the %#& was that?" Marie muttered. May crawled back into the sheets, frightened. The lights went out, making the room even darker than it was before. The only noise you could really hear was the Kankers unsteady breathing, and the noises going on outside. Something sharp dragged itself across the metal surface of the trailer, making an earsplitting screech.

"Lee! Y-You go check it out!" May said, terrified. Lee just smacked May on the head and tip toed out near the front door. Both girls hid behind her. The door slammed open with a crash of thunder and lightning, making all three girls scream. Two black figures, soaked to the bone, treaded inside wearing red and blue goggles over their eyes. Faces covered as well. The Kanker's fear increased tenfolds when the two black figures brought out knives in their hands.

The blades glinted in the light from all the rain. Both figures came closer to the Kankers as they huddled into a corner, begging for their lives. A small chuckle was heard from the blue goggled figure, the red one then produced a very familiar metal baseball bat. Lee recognized it immedietly. "It's... ALY-" Too late, the red goggled figure knocked them all out cold with a few swings with the bat.

The next day

Both Alice and Alyssa were out sick that Thursday, and the Kankers were too badly injured to come to school either. People questioned this, but seeing as that the Kankers were gone, the day was more peaceful than it ever was. Considering that Eddy doesn't pull another stink bomb in science class again. Double D and Eddy delivered Alyssa's and Alice's homework while Ed delivered the Kanker's.

Alyssa opened the door, horrible bedhead, still in pajamas, and wrapped in a thick green blanket. "Oh... *shniff* hey guys..." She said. They gave her the homework, and after a few pleasantries (including pictures of the stinkbomb incident in science) the boys went home. Ed never came back, but there were horrible screams of terror coming from the junkyard.

Friday

Ed still hadn't come back yet. Alice and Alyssa were better now, but the Kankers were still injured and Double D was starting to worry about the big mutant lover. All four of them were walking in the halls, Double D held a mass of textbooks he wanted to read. "Hey... Double D?" Alyssa asked. Alice and Eddy were going to the dance, as friends though. Yeah, riiiiight.

"Yes?"

"Do you um... want to go to the dance with me?" Double D dropped every heavy textbook he had onto his foot. He barely even noticed.

"Y-Y-You're asking me?" His face was pink. Alyssa nodded.

"Uh... sure." Alyssa picked up the heavy books and gave them back to him.

"Sweet. I'll meet you there then." She said, then walked away with Alice, who was now talking about what shade of black was better. Double D just stared off at where she last stood. Eddy snapped his fingers in front of his dazed face.

"I've got a date..." He mumbled.

"What?" Eddy didn't think he heard him right.

"I'VE GOT A DATE!" Double D said, still not believing it himself.

After school

Ed showed up, he looked like hell. His shirt was gone, hungry, tired, and eyes were red from tears. But he was soon happy after they whipped him up a large sandwich made mostly from the remains in the garbage. He didn't seem to care though. On his stomach was a doodle of many hearts and kissy prints. There were many 'May x Ed, Marie x Edd, and Lee x Eddy' on his stomach. It made just about everyone want to puke. But not as much as watching Ed eat the sandwich.