Me: This and some of the following chapters are going to be slight different. Dark had many questions and I sorted them out. Therefor I will be asking the Straw Hats first.

Luffy: That's' why it's just us here.

Robin: Interesting.

Me: There are 17 questions, so let's get on with it. You go first Luffy. What would you do if you were in Ace's place at the war of the best and you were the one captured instead of Ace? Who do you think would come for you?

~Luffy tilts his head and starts to think. His face is getting red~

Luffy: I would smile. If I had been captured, I would know that I did my best to become the King of Pirates. I'm prepared to die for it.

Me: We know. So do you think someone would have come for you?

Luffy.: Ace and my crew.

Usopp: Don't you think Shanks would come for you?

Nami: Or your father?

Luffy: Why would they? If Shanks came, he would break our promise and my dad? I don't know if he cares. Oi Sabo would come too, right?

Me: I think he would. After all you are his baby brother and he looks out for you.

Zoro: I will definitely be there. It sounded like hell.

Nami: Of course you would get excited by the idea of facing the strongest marines. Jeez, I'm surrounded by brainless morons.

Robin: Wouldn't you try to get there? To save Luffy-kun?

Nami: We all would. He's our reckless, idiot captain. We are lost without him.

~The straw Hats smiles fondly. Luffy just grins, knowing they will try and be there for him, just like he is there for them~

Me: Alright. Next question is for Sanji. What would you do, if you ran into a fan club of girls that are in love with you and who ran away seconds after you met them, crying and saying that you didn't deserve them because you were too amazing?

~Zoro snorts, causing Sanji to pick a fight with him instead of answering. Nami hits both on the head, telling Zoro to shut it and Sanji to answer. Good writer has her~

Sanji: I know I'm amazing and awesome, but they shouldn't be shy. I have love enough for all of them and they do deserve my love.

~Sanji starts daydreaming of all the girls in love with him. The crew, except Zoro, sweat drops. Writer chuckles and finds the next question~

Me: It's for you Robin-san. How did you eat your devil fruit?

Robin: I guess you all know about my past, right? It was a fruit I found, while searching for some food late autumn. Before I met Dr. Clover and the others. I was hungry and ate it.

Me: Does it really taste that disgusting?

Robin, Luffy, Chopper and Brook: Yes.

Me: Makes me think twice of eating one myself.

Sanji: What kind of fruit would you eat, my lovely Sheila?

Me: It's a secret. And now you're out of your dreams, here's the next question for you. What would you do if Ivankov turned Zoro into a girl?

~Sanji stares at writer with a horrified face, while Zoro seems very anode by that thought. Luffy, Usopp, Brook and Franky are all laughing hard at the imagination of Zoro being a girl, while Nami chuckles and Robin smiles fondly~

Sanji: What have I done to Dark, since I get such an awful question? I can't treat a woman ill, but knowing she once was a man and my rival … Arg I can't and will not hit a woman, no matter what they were before. I'll make sure we never meet Ivankov.

Luffy: But Iva-chan is so awesome. He saved my life.

Me: Sorry, but no time for discussions. Next question is for Nami. What would you do if the glass bracelet that you 'gave' to Luffy was a treasure map after he gave it to Sanji?

Nami: What bracelet? A treasure map? Luffy where is it?

~Luffy has no idea of what Nami is talking about~

Me: I think Dark is asking for the bracelet you gave Buggy and not Sanji. You know in Impel Down.

Luffy: Oh. Buggy wanted it and I gave it to him, as he helped me.

~Nami starts to sulk, while Robin tries to soothe her. Seems the thought of losing a treasure map is hard on her, but harder that Luffy gave it to Buggy~

Me: So many questions. Next is for Luffy. What would you get more jealous over, Ace and Sabo both getting married and having kids, or Ace and Sabo getting to eat the last two pieces of meat on earth (there might be more in space)?

Luffy: Them eating the last piece of meat. I want that.

Sanji: What a weird question. Why would Luffy care if his brothers got married and having kids?

Franky: Beats me.

Me: Stop interrupting. I have more questions. This one is hard and it's for you Sanji. What would you do if you were told by one girl to kill some guy but told by another girl to save the same guy?

Sanji: So two girls want me to kill and save the same guy? Why would they even ask me to do that?

Me: Maybe because they know you can't resist a girl's request?

Sanji: It's not fair. I want to help both, but I can't. Arg. Why dark, why?

~Sanji drops onto the floor. It's as if Perona has used her negative hollow against him. Poor Sanji. Zoro keeps smirking~

Me: Okey Zoro, your turn. What would you do if Sanji told you that he loves you?

~Silence. Sanji jerks up and starts to become really annoyed by Dark (let's hope you're a girl). Zoro seems to be on a killing range, having his hands on his katanas and looks murderous. Writer hides behind Luffy~

Zoro: I'll chop him up. Next question.

Me: Uhm, okey. It's for you again, Zoro. How do you get out from under a sprig of mistletoe?

Zoro: What's the deal?

Me: If you are standing under the mistletoe, you practically tell people to kiss you.

Zoro: I'll cut that thing to pieces.

Me: You'll cut everything I guess. Oh well, next three is for Luffy. How did you train yourself to eat while sleeping? I would love to be able to do this.

Luffy: I just wished to eat, so I sat at the table, ordered Sanji to cook and bring me food. Then I fell asleep and as the food came, I ate. It's easy.

Me: For you, yes. I guess it's about willpower. Next question Luffy. What do you think would've happened if your dad and the revolutionary army helped you get Ace back in the war of the best?

Luffy: More fighting? I don't know what would've happened. Nobody does. Ray-sama told me that I should think about what if. It would only make me feel worse.

Me: Rayleigh is wise. We will never know if Ace would have lived or not, had Dragon or Sabo shown up. So let's not go there. Next question Luffy. Can you do an impression of everyone on your crew and each of your brothers?

~Luffy nods and starts making impressions of each Straw Hat, Ace, Sabo, Shanks, Benn, Yasopp, Lucky Roo and others. Usopp, Chopper, Brook and Franky are laughing along with writer. Robin takes over her writing until she is calmed down~

Robin: This is very interesting. Luffy-kun, Sanji-kun and Zoro-kun it's for you. What would you do if a girl that was about 10 years old fell onto the sunny in the middle of the new world, and you later found out that she was a slave and was forced to eat a devil fruit which allowed her to escape after 1,700 years because she is immortal and bursts into flames that incinerate her body until she regenerates, and it was a mythical zoan type fruit that turns her into a giant with golden wings and lion back legs, and then can also turn into a Smirgh which is an animal that is like the Persian equivalent of a phoenix that has golden flames and is part lion, part wolf, part peacock?

~The monster trio looks confused, Luffy more than the others~

Robin: Dark is asking what we would do if a girl landed on Sunny and she once been a slave. She has escaped after being enslaved for 1.700 years. She is a Devil Fruit user and immortal, because she bursts into flames that incinerate her body until she regenerates. It's a Mythical Zoan type that turns her into a Smirgh, which is an animal that has golden flames and is part lion, part wolf, part peacock.

Luffy: She'll join the crew of course. She sounds awesome.

Sanji: I'll make her something to eat. Slaves don't get enough to eat.

Zoro: If she is o no danger, she can stay. Or else …

Me: …you cut her into pieces. We got that. Thanks Robin-san. Next question is for Usopp. What would you have said if I had told you, before the two years of training, that most of your past lies will come true for a few minutes in Dressrosa?

Usopp: What lies?

Me: Well, you did say you had a lot of followers, right? God Usopp, should I say more? And what about small people, the huge goldfish and other stories you used to tell Miss Kaya?

~Usopp grins embarrassed~

Usopp: I think I wouldn't believe you, if you had told me about it before it happened. Guess I can foresee the future, eh?

Zoro: Don't boost his self-esteem further. The last thing we need is his bragging again.

Nami: Come to think of it, Dark and Sheila has a point there. Creepy.

Chopper: You're amazing Usopp. You can see the future?

Me: That's enough. Chopper this one is for you. What do you think of Law?

Chopper: He's a good doctor, but scary. I sure could learn something from him, but he has to learn how to talk to patience. He is to cold hearted.

Me: Wow. Thanks Chopper. Here's some cotton candy.

~Chopper smiles brightly and starts to eat his cotton candy~

Me: Brook this is for you. Why are you scared of ghosts if you are Satan yourself?

Brook: Have you ever met a ghost? They are scary as hell.

Me: But aren't you a ghost yourself, in some way?

Brook: I'm a musician, Sheila. A talking and singing skeleton. It's in my heart, though I don't have any. Yohohohoho.

Me: Some consider a talking and walking skeleton as a ghost, you know.

Brook: Well, I was scared of myself for a while, but I got used to it. Guess something doesn't change, though I can't change, because I'm all bones. Yohohoho.

Me: Whatever. Well, last question and it's for all, but not Luffy. What would you say as you were dying, at the hand of Blackbeard, to Luffy.

~Silence falls over the crew, as they think about the question~

Robin: I would thank him for giving me back my hope, dream and life.

Nami: Tell him to kick Blackbeard's ass, before telling how happy I was to have met him.

Chopper: That he can become the King of Pirates, because he is stronger than anyone.

Usopp: To tell my father what we've been through together. All our adventures and ups and downs.

Franky: I would tell Luffy to find a great crew and show the world they can't break him.

Brook: I would give him my treasure and tell him to greet Laboon from me.

Sanji: That he shouldn't eat all the meat a once.

Zoro: Tell him to hurry and kill Blackbeard, before we all die.

Luffy: I won't allow him to kill my crew. No one will ever die again. That's my promise, so it won't happen.

Me: And with that, I'm done. It's a longer chapter, I know, but I wanted to cover all the questions from Dark to the straw Hats. Next time will be more questions from Dark. I also wanted to make up for being silent with this FF. Just had too much to focus on answering your questions, so forgive me. And forgive me if this is too rushed.