okay this is chap is odd... thats all I have to say...

Naruto sat on the floor near the bed. He set the box in front of him and started to open the gift from his parents.

"I wonder how they knew I was here?" he asked a little confused. When he finally got the box open there was a folder piece of paper. He picked it up and opened it.

Dear Naruto,

You're probably wondering how we know were you are. Well, Neji told us… you know the thing where dragons and jaguars can tell each other a mile away. Anyway, I hope you are reading this before your mate ravishes you. Kakashi, being the pervert that he is, sent gift for you too yeah. I added something as well… Anyway have fun.

Love your mom,

Iruka

P.S.

You DORK! You better tell your rich ass boyfriend to pay for my window!!!!!

"That's Kakashi for you," Naruto thought as he put the letter on the floor. He looked through the box and found candles; 3 red, 3 black, 3white, and 3 purple. "Iruka," he said smiling. He went deeper our little fox found lude and whip-cream. "That's scarecrow all over"

wait

Kakashi sneezes. Iruka looks over to him.

"You're not catching a cold are you?"

"No… someone is probably talking about me," He said going back to his book. Iruka shakes his head.

wait is over

Naruto smiled and looked around the room for the second time today. (Or what ever time it was). He got up and went to look for some matches. He found some on Itachi's desk. It's wasn't that hard considering they are the dragon clan. Then the little fox looked dumb founded for about five seconds.

"Why would he have the matches in his room?" Naruto looked around for the answered. "Maybe is he a pyromaniac," he mumbled to himself and sighed. He stared at the wall a moment before looking around again. He couldn't find a light switch, but notice some kind of lamp. Our little fox narrowed his eyes and walked toward it. He saw that he could open it. He reached up and did so. He saw an old, wickless, candle in it. He smirked a little because a simple, yet delightful plane just popped into his head and he thinks it will make his mate want him more.

"Lets start with a shower," the little fox smiled putting the matches next to the candles on the floor and worked his way to the bathroom. "Ita is gonna love me!" he sang as he started the water.

ummmm... Its short I know... I tryed.