A/N- review. And you can meet Johnny depp!
Hermes- Did he actually have to do something?
Athena- He was just trying to escape Hera.
Hera- What do you mean ESCAPE?
Athena- You were about to kill him weren't you?
Hera- No, just severely injure.
Hermes- LEPRECHAUNS!
All gods-...
Hermes- I like peanut butter.
All gods-...
Hermes- Well, I do.
Artemis- Why did you randomly blurt that out?
Hermes- The conversation was about peanut butter wasn't it?
Artemis- Um...no. It wasn't.
Hermes- Oh...Then who was I talking to?
Athena- You were talking with us.
Hermes- Well...this is awkward.
Zeus- Anyway...It's obvious that we have problems here on olympus.
Hermes- Really? I hadn't noticed.
Zeus- Hera, You're too... sensitive? Hermes, you're too...you.
Hermes- Gravy is my friend!
Zeus- ... I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, and move on.
Hermes- I love most microwaves.
Zeus- Okay... moving on, we need to fix these problems.
Hermes- Let's call a mechanic!
Zeus- Ugh, not that kind of fix!
Hermes- Locksmith? Carpenter? Plumber?
Athena- He means we need to make up and settle our differences!
Hermes- Oh, no. I don't wear makeup...all the time.
Aphrodite- So, you've worn it before?
Hermes- Yes- I mean, no. Never.
All gods-...
Hermes- DON'T JUDGE ME!
Athena- Easier said than done.
Hermes- What's that supposed to mean?
Athena- You're stupid!
Hermes- Oh yeah? Well you're...Smart!
Athena- I know. Thanks for noticing.
Hermes- I'm gonna hit you with some sort of blunt object!
Athena- Then do it.
Hermes-...uhhh... pass?