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Ikkou swung his staff at Spud. Ikkou was fast and swung with his might, but he was a little clumsy. He missed and almost fell down; standing on one foot he managed to turn around. Ikkou kept swinging his staff to hit Spud.

" Hold still!" Ikkou yelled.

" Too slow!" Spud laughed as he dodged every swing matrix style. When Ikkou swung his staff Spud bent his spine back and dodged.

Ikkou swung his staff repeatedly. Spud moved around his swings faster than Ikkou could keep track of. "You have such great speed, Spud!"

" Thanks!"

Ikkou was about to swing his staff again…then he recognized something. On the bottom of Spud's feet there were two potatoes. He wasn't running around Ikkou's attacks…he was rolling around them.

"You're we... Huh?! You were using potatoes?!"

"Yeah, so?" Spud smirked slightly enshrined in his own technique.

"That's cheating! You can't do that!"

" I can and I will! "

Ikkou growls like Don Bark's at Spud. Spud laughed and raised his feet from how he could roll around on potatoes. Ikkou moved while Spud was laughing. He ran, jump and bang his staff on Spud's head.

"Ow! That hurts!" Spud yelled rubbing his head.

"You deserved it for cheating."

"Come on!"

"And this is what I'm going to do every time you use silly moves like that."

"You're so mean!"

"I don't care!"

Spud growled then raised his hands to Ikkou. To Ikkou's surprise potatoes materialized in Spud's hands. They weren't ordinary potatoes. There was a green plant on the back and they were thin and sharp. Spud lobbed those potatoes right at Ikkou. Ikkou blocked them spinning his staff around.

"These look like corn!" Spud laughed at Ikkou's comment. "Ikkou: Stop laughing! This isn't funny at all!"

Ikkou was tired and exhausted. He was overwhelmed by these potatoes. No matter how many he deflected Spud created more in an instant. However, Ikkou was saved as Talon appeared in front of him. Potatoes landed in his mouth and kept falling until his mouth looked like a bird's nest. Ikkou sweat dropped after the potatoes went down Talon's mouth into his stomach.

" Yum! Delicious!"

"Talon!" Talon turned around right in time for Ikkou to bang his corn staff against Talon's head. Talon then broke out into tears.

"That wasn't nice! What was that for?!"

"That's for doing something so silly!"

' Now's my chance,' Spud thought while Ikkou and Talon were in the middle of a fight. He waved his hands then only raised two fingers to criss-cross. His two fingers glow red . " Transform the water into potatoes!"

A whirlpool appeared in the water. It started as a small whirlpool then stretched into the entire ocean. The water turned into potatoes. Spud controlled the potatoes into a tsunami to move towards Ikkou and Talon.

" What the hell?!" Ikkou yelled.

"Awesome!" Talon cheered.

Ikkou quickly acted. He pushed Talon out of the way as they both fell away from the wave of potatoes. Ikkou got up first. He was mad.

" Spud, you idiot!"

Spud was laughing again. This time he raised one hand. " Fist of Potatoes: Potatoes Rain Wacko!" Potatoes materialized from his arm and fired towards Talon and Ikkou. His potato had a goofy face and a tongue sticking out. Ikkou smacked the potato away.

" Hey! Stop it!" Ikkou yelled.

"This isn't funny!" Talon said. Although while he was saying it he had three giggling potatoes on his head he didn't seem to notice.

Spud kept laughing. He seemed to enjoy the pain he gave to Ikkou and Talon. He was using avidity, a form of making his own stuff to get attention, to make Talon and Ikkou nervous. Spud raised his hand again and fired dozens of wacky potatoes at Ikkou and Talon.

Ikkou was swinging his staff into the potatoes. He hit them but more were hitting his face. Then Spud changed direction for the wacky potatoes to fall on them. Talon made a pink umbrella appear.

"Perfect!" Ikkou smiled. " We can use the umbrella to block the falling the potatoes!"

" Hm... I have something better! Talon closed the umbrella and reopened it. He made a hyena appear from the umbrella. A female from how big it was.

"A hyena?!"

" Yeah! This way it could fling the potatoes back to Spud!" Ikkou banged Talon on his head." Ow!"

"That's for using a hyena instead of a umbrella..."

" Now's my chance." Nyssa thought finally joining the fight.

Nyssa jumped and spin in the air towards the falling potatoes. She had chef knives in her hand. She moved her hands faster than any chef. She sliced and diced the potatoes into tiny piece. Ikkou and Talon cheered behind her.

" Awesome!" Ikkou cheered.

" Good work, Nyssa!" Talon cheered.

" Thank you... Here you go, little piggies." Nyssa rotated her knives. She flinged the potatoes to the ground and into a pig pen with hungry pigs.

"No fair!" Spud cried. His voice echoed into the sky where Nyssa looked down at him.

"Huh?" Nyssa landed next to Spud. When Spud looked at her she punched him repeatedly.

"Ow!"

" Does my punching hurt you?" Nyssa asked.

Nyssa didn't wait for an answer and just started punching Spud again. Nyssa almost broke his whole face until she heard Ikkou scream. " Nyssa! Stop this at once! Please!

Nyssa stops. When she backed away from Spud they didn't see blood but a much more handsome Spud. He touched his cheekbones and grinned.

"Wow... I look gorgeous!"

"Wha?! Unfair!" Talon whined.

"That's ridiculous!" Ikkou said.

" Thanks, Nyssa!"

" You're welcome."

And after making Spud a much more handsome man he left Ikkou, Talon, and Nyssa. The water returned to normal. They could now sail to Thieve Island. Talon extended his fingernails to be big enough to sail on.

"C'mon, everyone! Ride on my fingernail!"

"Your fingernail?!" Ikkou gasped.

" Yeah! C'mon!"

"If you insist..."

"Sandy Thieve Island, here we come!"

"Uh-oh..." Nyssa thought stepping into the boat. "If I tell them that I work with the Hair Hunt Troops, they'll never be my friend."