Hello everybody! Guess who's back! It's me! That's who! Well anyway, enjoy chapter 11 of Slayamaniacs.

Chapter 11: Sing-off!

At the competition, the Warners soon finds out that there's a long line inside and they were forced to wait a long time in it.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me?!" Dot exclaimed.

"But luckly, this story is already half way through this story so to speed things up we can just fast forward through this long line here." Yakko said.

After Yakko has finished his sentence, Wakko brings out a remote from behind himself and presses the fast forward button and before our very eyes, the line quickly disappears in five seconds.

"That's more like it," Yakko said, "Thank you, Wakko."

"I knew this remote would come in handy one day." Wakko said feeling proud of his remote.

After Wakko putted away his remote, he and his siblings walked up to a desk where there was a woman with paper on a clip-on board and a pen.

Yakko stepped forward and said to the lady, "Hey there, I would like to sign up for your competition if there's no trouble with that."

"Name?" The woman asked feeling not so in a good mood.

"Yakko Warner." He told her and she wrote his name down onto the piece of paper.

"Ok, Yikko Warner." She said, obviously getting Yakko's name wrong.

"No, Yakko Warner," He repeated, "You know, y-a-k-k-o, Yakko."

Yakko then looked at the readers and said, "Sheesh, I feel like we're doing a crossover with Sesame Street instead of Buffy the Vampire Slayer now."

"Whatever," The lady said, "Right, Yakko Warner, you'll be contestant no.17. The show begins tomorrow night. Next!"

"Tomorrow night!" All the Warners exclaimed with terror.

"Yeah, tomorrow night. Now move, I've got other people to see. Next!" The woman said.

As Yakko, Wakko and Dot made their way home, they talked about the competition and how they're ever going to prepare in time, of course it would be more better to get the money to the hospital to help Joyce as soon as possible so they weren't complaining too much about it.

"Oh no, how am I ever going to get ready in time for the show tomorrow night?" Yakko questioned, "It just seems so impossible."

"No it isn't, Yakko," Dot said, "Remember, you've got that 'secret weapon' of yours."

"I know, Dot," Yakko said, "I was just acting."

Then Yakko looked towards to readers again and said, "As if she knew what acting was."

"Can we just get back to Buffy's please?" Wakko said, "I'm so hungry."

"Sure thing, Wakko," Yakko said, "Let's go, sibs."

And right after Yakko said that, the Warners zoomed off back to Buffy's house for dinner, only because it's Wakko's favorite meal of the day, apart from breakfast, lunch, supper and in-between meals!

At Buffy's house, Yakko, Wakko and Dot is there for dinner like they talked about, there also was Buffy, Dawn and their friends, Willow, Xander, Tara, Anya and Giles. They were all having pizza ordered from a take-away shop. Wakko asked for seconds, and triples, and quaduples! (Surprised much?)

"Wakko, do you ever stop eating?" Buffy said getting fed up with giving Wakko more and more slices of pizza.

"Only when I lose my appetite." Wakko said before digging into another slice.

"And that's all we have for this scene ladies and gentlemen because Wakko might keep us here all night so see you next week." Yakko said with sarcasm but of course he was also right, Wakko is a very heavy eater. They should enter him onto a hot dog eating contest because everybody knows that Wakko would win that no problem or sweat.

So now we move on to the next scene, which is the contest. The Warners haven't told Buffy or any of the others because they wanted to surprise them just in case they win. Yakko was very tense about the competition, more tense than ever. Wakko, Dot and himself is enjoying the performer's pieces but one startled Yakko and Wakko while Dot is dancing around and squealing with excitement. That piece was a song by Justin Bieber called, 'Sorry'.

"Ok!" Yakko exclaimed with frustration, "Who told Toonager to put this song into our story?!"

"Yeah, we want answers!" Wakko yelled.

"It must of been our agent." Dot said.

"Dot, we haven't had an agent since Animaniacs e…it was you, wasn't it?" Yakko asked.

To answer her brother's question, Dot nods with a smile on her face.

"Why? He doesn't even like Justin Bieber?" Yakko said.

"For us girls of course!" Dot said waving to the female readers.

"Girl readers!" Yakko and Wakko said in sync before saying to the female readers, "Hellooo, reader nurses!"

Just then, the announcer's voice blurted out of the speakers saying, "And now, contestant no.17, Yakko Warner."

"Wish me luck, sibs." Yakko said.

"Good luck, Yakko!" The two said to him.

"And don't forget about the secret weapon!" Dot yelled to him as he wanders onto the stage.

The stage was huge, well huge enough for Yakko's performance. In front of the stage was four judges, which for some reason includes one of them being Simon Cowell.

"Ok, whenever you're ready, Yakko." Simon said.

Before Yakko's performance, Dot has been telling Yakko to use his secret weapon, which it turns out, his piece was his secret weapon! The piece Yakko's going to perform was his audition piece for his place on Animaniacs, 'Yakko's World'.

Yakko:

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean

Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela

Honduras, Guyana, and still,

Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina

And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda

Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,

Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam

And French Guyana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland

And Germany now all one piece,

Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia

Italy, Turkey, and Greece.

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania

Ireland, Russia, Oman,

Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia

Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan

Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,

The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal

France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan

Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,

Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)

And China, Korea, Japan.

Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia

The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,

Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand

Then Borneo, and Vietnam.

Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola

Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,

Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia

Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo

The Spanish Sahara is gone,

Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia

Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.

Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali

Sierra Leone, and Algiers,

Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya

Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar

Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,

Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...

Crete, Mauritania

Then Transylvania,

Monaco, Liechtenstein

Malta, and Palestine,

Fiji, Australia, Sudan

After Yakko finished his song, there began an ovation of applause for Yakko, who just smile and bowed, also clapping and cheering was his sibling, Wakko and Dot, who were just very proud of their big brother.

"And now, the winner is…" the host said before Yakko interrupted him.

"…Not going to be announced until after these important commercials!" He said.

Will Yakko win the singing competition? To find out, read the next chapter when it's uploaded.

Right now, I just want to talk to you about a few things that I've been meaning to tell you about this story since before Christmas. As you might know, a few times in this story, instead of having Yakko saying God I have had him saying famous celebrities, for example, I did one with Michael Buble back in chapter 4. And there have been a chapter on homosexuality only because I thought it would be funny and a little bit educational since that's what Animaniacs is usually about.

So look out for chapter 12 coming your way 12/01/2017. Goodnight everybody!