April, 1999
Dear Ron,
Your mum owled me today saying that you were in the hospital again. Something about Auror training and a cat? Are you okay? Did someone hex you? Do they have you dealing with death eaters already? Merlin, I'm so worried about you. Please write me back as soon as possible and let me know how you are.
Hope you're alright,
Hermione
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Dear Hermione,
It was all just a big misunderstanding. I may have been working with a right git of a new recruit today, and he may have been driving me mad talking about how lame of a team the Chudley Cannons are, so I may have hit him with a good bat bogey hex, and he may have turned me into, well, a cat. That didn't hurt me though. It was the fact that he's not a particularly talented wizard, and when he turned me back my spine was all out of sorts and I still had the tail. On the plus side, I get to watch my Cannons destroy his team from bed rest, so alls well that ends well.
Don't worry about me, focus on your insane studies,
Ron
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Dear Ron,
The amount of shenanigans that you get into while I'm away... Honestly. Hope you're feeling better. I understand how you feel on the cat subject, remember I've been there.
Feel better,
Hermione
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Dear Hermione,
We are the cat couple. Our children will be brown and red kittens, and Crookshanks will be their godfather. People will write books about us. I like it.
Love,
Ron
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Dear Ron,
There already are books about us. And I'm in love with an imbecile. Go to bed, Ron.
Love,
Hermione
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Dear Hermione,
I love you
Ron
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Dear Ron,
I love you more.
Now go to bed my cat man,
Hermione