CHAPTAH 11!
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Have any of you ever heard the Steven Trilogy by Alice Cooper? Good gosh is it scary...he's a crazy maniac...RUN!
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The next morning
"Boooorreed." Whined the three siblings, plus Luffy, at the same time.
"Well go find something to do. In another part of the ship." Said Zoro, who was attempting to take a nap.
"But I don't waannaaa." Said Skie. She suddenly had a strange impulse to yell something (I get those impulses for real. But I usually hold 'em back and that's usually the reason why I'm so dang hyper all the time.). "ZORO!" she shouted, startling the swordsman so bad he fell off the railing of the ship and hit the deck.
"Jeez! What?" he yelled back.
She yelled a slur of gibberish at him.
"What?"
"Razafraz! Cherry! Shoe! Plastic! Plant! Metal! Cartoon! Elec-TRICITY!"
He stared up at her up in the crow's nest, her siblings and Luffy hanging over the sides like zombies. Luffy was actually drooling for some reason. Maybe in his boredom, he was daydreaming of meat.
"What the heck is that supposed to mean?" he shouted angrily.
"I DON'T KNOW!" she yelled.
"…Weirdo."
"WHUT?"
"I called you a weirdo."
"DOOM!" she cried, dive-bombing Zoro from the crow's nest.
"ACK!"
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Usopp walked out of the kitchen, Sanji walking out a second later to see what all the commotion was out on the deck.
"Eh?" Sanji cocked his head to the side at the strange occurrence in front of him.
Usopp just started laughing.
Skie was sitting on top of Zoro's back, holding his arms up above his head, making it very impossible for him to move without straining one of his arms and giving him a major muscle cramp. He was yelling so many threats at once, you couldn't tell them apart.
Bob, Amber, and Luffy were leaning over the crow's nest's edge cheering and yelling.
"How the heck did she pull that off?" said Nami, who was standing in the doorway of her room.
"I have no idea." Said Sanji.
"SAY IT!" Skie yelled.
"Say what?" Zoro yelled back.
"Say uncle!"
"WHY?"
"SAY IT!"
"NO!" he yelled, turning his head and baring his teeth up at her.
"BOB!" she called.
"What?"
"C'mere and tickle him!" she grinned.
"Okay!" he started climbing down.
"What? NO! Nonononononono. NO!" yelled Zoro, squirming.
"Say uncle!"
"No!"
Bob started tickling him under his arms and on his sides. And I bet you didn't know Zoro was ticklish did ya?
He started laughing and threatening at the same time, flopping around like a fish out of water.
"Say it!"
"I'll murder ya!" he yelled, laughing.
"Amber! Come and help Bob!"
"Yay!" Amber cheered, climbing down the rope ladder.
"You just gotta say uncle." Said Skie.
"NOOO! Stay away!" he shouted, still laughing.
Amber helped her brother torture Moss-Head.
He started laughing like a deranged crazy lunatic.
Somewhere along his very loud laughter and his attempts to squirm away, Zoro slammed his head on the deck and went limp.
"…" The three siblings stared at him.
"You killed Zoro!" said Amber.
"Me? I didn't kill him! You did!"
"He's not dead!" Bob poked him, "See? He's breathing!"
And he was. In fact, he was snoring.
"Well that's good. I thought he was dead." Said Amber.
"But we're gonna be dead when he wakes up!" said Bob, jumping to his feet and backing away from Zoro like he was a time bomb.
"Holy shwat you're right!" Skie stood up and stepped off Zoro, preparing to find a place to hide until he woke up and cooled down.
She took a step towards the kitchen when something grabbed her ankle.
"EVERYBODY SCATTER!" yelled Amber, putting her arms in the air and running off, Bob following her, throwing his arms in the air in a similar fashion.
Skie looked down at Zoro to see him grinning evilly up at her. "You. Are. DEAD!" ye yelled.
"PUT ME DOWN MOLE!" she yelled as he picked her up with one arm around her waste and carried her to the kitchen, slamming the door behind him.
"LEGGO!" Sanji, Usopp, and Nami heard her yell.
"I said LET GO!"
They heard a crash, followed by more yelling.
"They're wrecking my kitchen!" Said Sanji, storming towards the door.
He was about to open it when the door smacked into his face, crashing him to the ground.
Zoro stomped out of the kitchen, doing a bad job of hiding the grin on his face, and into the men's quarters, slamming that door as well.
"Ow." Said Sanji, standing up and brushing himself off.
Usopp and Nami walked over to the kitchen, peeking inside, and immediately started laughing.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Skie.
She had her left ankle tied to one of the ceiling rafters and was hanging upside down from it, her arms crossed over her chest to keep her shirt up. She was slowly spinning in a circle.
"That's just too funny." Said Usopp, pointing at her.
"It's rude to point big-nose." She mumbled.
"Hey! How'd ya get like that?" asked Luffy with a very loud voice.
"Go ask Moss-Head." She answered grumpily.
"AUGH! HE FOUND US!" came Bob's voice.
"I BLAME YOU!" yelled Amber.
A second later, Zoro came into the kitchen with a kid in each arm and did the same thing to them as he did to Skie, and left them hanging from the ceiling before he walked out of the kitchen whistling to himself.
"This is all your fault." Amber said to Skie.
"Is not."
"Yes it IS." Said Bob.
"You all are just psycho." Said Nami, laughing.
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The siblings were still hanging from the ceiling when dinner came, they're faces beet red.
"Good grief I'm dizzy." Said Amber.
"SHNOOORE." Snored Bob.
"WAKE UP!" the sisters yelled, startling their brother into waking up.
"WHUT?" he yelled.
"STOP YELLING!"
"AUGH!"
"Be quiet!" said Zoro, walking into the kitchen and sitting down at the table.
"YOU!" yelled Skie.
"Untie us now!" whined Bob.
"Shut up." Said Amber, who had spun so her back was facing the rest of them.
The rest of the crew wouldn't untie them because one; Bob's snoring had frightened them. Two; the evil eye Amber was giving everyone was also frightening. And three; Skie kept swearing in pig Latin and shouting gibberish and yelling very graphic and bloody threats to anyone who so much as passed the kitchen door.
So everyone was freaked out. Except Zoro. He thought it was just funny.
"I'm gonna decapitate you with a spoon Zoro!" roared Skie.
"Try it." He said, grinning.
She swung at him. Zoro didn't even flinch because her arm was a good three feet away from him.
"If you don't untie me, I'll-"
"MEEAT!" yelled Luffy, charging in.
He ran past Skie, who grabbed onto his collar, which caused him to snap backwards and end up on the ground.
"OW! What was that for?" he yelled, standing up and glaring at her.
"Untie me!" she said.
"You didn't say please." He snorted and sat down at his place.
Everyone else sat down as well, scooting away from the siblings when they entered the kitchen.
"Untie me." Commanded Amber, glaring at Usopp.
"And why should I? You're eyes scare me." He said, flinching away fro them.
"Untie me or I shall snap my fingers and bring everyone into…Barney." She said.
"AUGH! IT BUUUURRNS!" yelled Skie, clapping her hands over her ears.
"Followed by…Dora the Explorer."
"NOOOOO!" yelled Bob.
"And then…One of the…BARBIE MOVIES!" she started laughing maniacally.
Bob and Skie both screamed so loud even Zoro covered his ears.
"YOU EVIL LITTLE PERSON!" said Skie.
"Untie me Usopp, or you'll condemn your crew to a lifetime of happy little bunnies and talking purple dinosaurs."
Usopp stood up and untied her ankle, dropping her to the ground.
"Good Pinocchio." She said, patting him on the head and sitting down.
Usopp shivered and sat down at the table also.
"What about US?" demanded Skie. "I can threaten just as good as her! Only not as eevil."
"Well then your threats aren't threatening." Said Zoro.
"Food time." Said Sanji, putting a plate in front of everyone. He walked past Skie, slicing the ropes on her ankles off with a knife as he walked back to the sink.
THUNK
"OW!"
"Why'd you set her loose?" shouted Zoro.
"Because it's dinner time. And a lady shouldn't have to go without dinner, ever." He said without turning around.
"Oh Sanji-Kun, you're such a gentleman." Sighed Nami.
Amber pretended to gag herself with her finger, making Zoro and Usopp chuckle.
"Sanji-Kun, would you mind making Orange sherbet for dessert please?" she asked.
"Anything for my Nami-Swan!" he purred, looking at her with huge heart-eyes (or eye).
Skie was already at the table eating her food like a crazy person.
Luffy was done and was getting seconds, swiping some off Zoro's plate.
"LUFFY!" he yelled, whacking him in the side of the head with his plate.
Skie stood up and jumped up to Bob, grabbing onto the rafter and untying the rope around his ankle, dropping him to the ground.
"Food!" he said, sitting down next to Zoro and started eating.
"What? No 'thank you'? GOSH!" Skie sighed as Bob gave her a quick 'thank you'.
"Hey, Zoro. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Bob asked after his plate was cleared.
"No."
If you've ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber, well, Bob is doing the most annoying sound in the world. If you haven't, it sort of sounds like this;
"GNYEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh jeez! STOP!" said Zoro.
Bob stopped and grinned happily to see that his job was done. Zoro had been annoyed.
"I'm kinda tired." Said Amber. "Or am I feeling awake? I dunno. I heard mom's voice say 'get outta bed, or you'll be late for school!'" Amber shrugged, "Or maybe I'm going crazy."
"I wouldn't disagree with that." Said Usopp.
"Ah well," Skie "See ya around Amber."
"See ya round Skie." And Amber vanished.
"GAH!" Usopp yelled, falling off his chair.
"Calm down spazz. She just woke up." Said Skie.
"It still freaks me out." Came his voice from the floor.
"Hey, Bob, why are you still asleep. Usually you're awake two hours before everyone else." Said Skie.
"I dunno. Maybe I'm not feeling good? Or maybe I'm taking a nap…"
"I'm confused." Said Skie.
"Speaking of waking up, I gotta go."
"Alright, bye Bob."
"Bye Skie!" and he vanished.
"AUGH!" Usopp and Luffy fell out of their chairs.
"Why'd you fall over?" Skie asked Luffy.
"Because Usopp pulled me down!"
"Ah."
Zoro looked like he had a headache.
"Dang. All alone again with the psycho again huh?" she grinned at her crewmates.
"Well, one psycho is better than three." Said Nami.
"I agree." Said Sanji.
"Of course you do." Said Zoro.
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