Tsuki: Hello~!
We have A LOT of dares for this chapter!
Kid: They're probably all about me and making things asymmetrical …
Tsuki: They're about you, but not about making things asymmetrical!
The first dare is from CaT:
I got a list of dares
Maka: Get yourself maka-chopped by everyone in the room to see how it feels
Soul: dye your hair black for the rest of the chapter and act somewhat uncool
Black*star: Go get Crona and TRY to convince Tsubaki to kiss her (or him).
Blair: Obviously Stine is single so BE alone in a room with him
Mr. shinigami: i ask nothing much but to show us what's under that mask
Kid: my last dare was too easy for you so I dare you PAINT HALF OF YOUR HOME PINK!
Liz: kill your little sister's stuff Giraffe and pray she doesn't kill you.
Patti: Do a suplex on your big sister to avenge your friend.
Tsuki: i dare you to DARE Black*Star For the next 2 chapter
Tsubaki: i want you to act as Rin from DearS
Spirit: Get Maka Chopped for every time you say a word
Crona: write that poem that you wrote recently and show it to everybody in the room
fufufu PEACE!
I change one dare
Maka: since you already gotten hit by everyone from the last chapter you WILL hit EVERYONE IN THE ROOM INCLUDING SHINIGAMI SAMA
p.s. you will have a book so big you need to ask Free to help you.
Okay, lets start with Maka.
I'll give you the 3000 page long dictionary as long as you don't hit me!
Maka: Deal.
Soul, Black*Star, Spirit: What!
Maka: +Tries to pick up book+
I'm going to need help.
Tsuki: I got it. +Helps Maka lift book+
Maka: Maka-CHOP!
Soul: OWCH!
That hurt more than the computer!
Tsuki: So you'll forgive me now?
Soul: Yes!
Maka: Maka-CHOP!
Black*Star: OWCH!
That's a big book!
Tsuki: Where's Spirit?
Spirit: I'm STILL at the bottom of the cliff.
Tsuki: Well, come up here! Maka has to Maka Chop you.
Spirit: All the reason to stay down here!
Tsuki: Erg! Well, we can't Maka Chop Shinigami-sama because I don't know where he is so…
I'm gonna drop this book before I lose an arm! +Drops book+
Maka: Me too. +Drops book+
Tsuki: Okay, um Soul, you have to dye your hair black.
Soul: What? That's so uncool.
Tsuki: It's a dare, so just do it. It's only temporary!
Soul: Fine. +Dyes hair black+
Tsuki: Nope. Black hair is not your thing.
Okay, um, I already tried the third part and Chrona just ran away, so… yeah.
Blair!
Blair: Nya~?
Tsuki: Go find Stein and be in a room with him for the rest of the day.
Blair: Nya~!
Tsuki: Okay, as I said before I don't know where Shinigami-sama is, so…
Liz, here's a shotgun!
Liz: Do I have to shoot the giraffe?
Black*Star: I, BLACK*STAR, would do it with ease!
Liz: +Shoots giraffe+
Tsuki: Now run!
Liz: +Runs+
Patti: Who shot my giraffe?!
Tsuki: And Patti can't do the suplex cause she Liz ran away, which sucks.
And I got the best dare!
Black*Star: What?
Tsuki: I get to dare you for the next two chapters!
Black*Star: What!
Tsuki: Black*Star, I dare you to find Excalibur and listen to his song for an hour of long, agonizing torture!
Black*Star: I hate this. +Goes to find Excalibur+
Tsuki: MWAH HA HA HA HA! Okay, um, I don't know what DearS is, so Tsubaki can't do that dare …
Spirit?
Spirit: Yes?
Maka: MAKA CHOP!
Spirit: OWCH!
Tsuki: Every time you speak, you get Maka Chopped.
Spirit: Glad to know!
Maka: Maka CHOP!
Tsuki: Next part, here is Chrona's poem:
So depressing
It's our entire fault
Blame us you are correct
When the world falls into a black hole
It will all be because we were born
Everyone: I'm sorry I was born…
Tsuki: It's not that depressing!
Our next dare is from Black Cat-Luna:
OH dare Kid and Maka to play that kissing game HEAVEN in front of Spirit (Maka's dad) and Soul! For 1 hour not 1 minute! An hour!
Well, you heard the dare!
Get up here!
Spirit: No!
Tsuki: Stein's at the bottom of that cliff!
Spirit: ! +Comes back up from cliff+
Tsuki: Watch the devious dare!
Maka, Kid, Kiss!
Maka: Anything to annoy him!
+Kisses Kid+
Tsuki: AH!
She ACTUALLY DID IT!
Spirit: Maka~!
Soul: +Tries to look away+
Tsuki: My fangirl-ness can't contain it!
+Faints+
-An Hour Later-
Tsuki: Now that I have recovered from fainting, next dare!
This one is from KokoroWatashi:
DO SOMETHING SUPER CUTE FOR KIDXGIRL! CHRONA! PLZ! Lol love the story!
Okay, how Kid now kiss Chrona?
Kid: No!
Tsuki: Just kiss her! You know you love her!
Kid: I don't…
Tsuki: Just kiss her as part of the dare!
Kid: Fine. +Kisses Chrona+
Chrona: +Slight blush+
Black*Star: +Comes back+ That was torture! I hope I never have to see that thing again!
Tsuki: Black*Star, I dare you to run to Alaska and back!
Black*Star: Erg! +Runs to Alaska+
Tsuki: I love this dare!
Ok the next dare is from LugiaLegend:
OMG! You're a Hetalia fan too? That's like, so awesome!
Anyway, some more tort... dares ;)
Kid: Since your hair isn't symmetrical, cut it
Maka: Sell soul in scythe form on eBay
Black star: I dare you to eat sugar, a LOT
Tsubaki: Do a crossover with whatever anime you like
Excalibur: Become Maka's partner (she sold soul)
Patty: cook the giraffe you killed a while ago and eat it
Everyone: Get drunk and sing the badger song in a bunny girl costume while dancing the caramelldansen
For LugiaLegend, yes I am! Call me crazy, but Natalia/Belarus is my favorite character!
But back to the dares!
Kid: Finally, a good dare!
+Cuts hair, making it perfectly symmetrical except for the three white lines+
Tsuki: The three white stripes ruin it.
Kid: GAH! I'M AN ABOMINATION! I DESERVE TO DIE!
Tsuki: Maka, you have to sell Soul on eBay!
Soul: What?
Maka: Soul, just turn into a scythe and if you can, package yourself.
Tsuki: Okay, Soul, you heard her.
Soul: +Transforms into a scythe+
Tsuki: Okay, I sent Black*Star to Alaska, Tsubaki!
Tsubaki: Yes!
Tsuki: Do a crossover with … Axis Powers Hetalia!
Act like Italy!
Tsubaki: How would I do that?
Tsuki: Just shout, '~!'
Tsubaki: Okay, ~!
Tsuki: How neat!
Unfortunely, we can't cook the giraffe and eat it.
Maka: Why?
Tsuki: It's illegal!
And sadly, I glued Excalibur's cane to the wall of his cane so he won't come out here without his cane.
And again, sorry, I've never heard of the badger song, so that blows it.
But please write more dares!
One that I actually know!
Bye~!