Author's Note: Here's another chapter for you, beloved readers and reviewers.
Chapter XI: Marriage
Dear Fullmetal,
I heard we're getting married.
Colonel Mustang
Dear Colonel,
Yeah, go make me a sandwich.
Ed
Dear Fullmetal,
No, YOU go make me a sandwich.
Colonel Mustang
Dear Colonel,
I'm not the woman in the house, ok?
Ed
Dear Fullmetal,
Neither am I.
Colonel Mustang
Dear Colonel,
We're not married either.
Ed
Dear Fullmetal,
Well not yet.
Colonel Mustang
Dear Colonel,
Is this a joke?
Ed
Dear Fullmetal,
Our relationship is NOT a joke.
Colonel Mustang
Dear "Colonel",
Winry, I know it's you. Your address is written on the envelope.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
It was worth trying…
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
I'm a womanizer. Not a young lady in a miniskirt. Colonel and I are so not meant to be together.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
A womanizer?
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Yes, you have no idea how many cute girls are here in Central.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Interesting…
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Now look who's jealous.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
That's stupid! I'm not jealous.
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Yeah, I believe you.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Really?
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Yes. I mean really now. You love nothing but automail.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Thanks, I suppose…
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
I can't wait to see you as a bride, next to a wrench dressed as a priest and an automail armor dressed as the groom.
Ed
Dear Alchemy Freak,
Well I can't wait to see you end up as a stripper in a bar in Vegas, next to Charlie Sheen and a huge number of beer bottles.
Winry
Dear Uncute Machine Freak,
Touché.
Ed
Oh, c'mon. I just had to add Charlie, I miss him in Two and a Half Men. :-/ Hope you liked the chapter.