Okay, I feel soo guilty. It's been forever since I updated and so many (three) people have reviewed. I really feel guilty. So, here we go.
Ferretsong: First off, I love that song. I showed it to my marching band and my instructor. I think his exact words were "Let's watch something, something that doesn't involve the Holocaust" and then he gave me that look. You know, the one that say 'Idiot/immature'. Second, I agree with you, Damon is really cool.
H: Thanks for reviewing, hopefully I don't disappoint with this chapter. Sorry for taking so long, but I'm getting ready for school and such...Also, to H's friend: glad you enjoyed it.
Gleefullbabe: Don't worry 'bout it, I'm just glad there are still people reading this story, more power to you people! Thanks again for reviewing, I'm glad you did. Really brightens my day.
Bold: Eclipse, page 459-460
"Oh, no," I gasped as he slid down onto one knee.
"Be nice," he muttered.
I took a deep breath.
"Bella, my sweet, sweet Bella. My love. My darling, beautiful, sweet, fragile Bella." He slowly got this odd glint in his eye as he listed the adjectives. "My beautiful, yummy, tender, delicious...' He trailed off, drooling slightly, gazing at me with a hungry look on his face. I backed up very slowly from my position on the bed. (AN/ she was on the bed, right? Oh,well. *shrugs*)
"...Edward?" I questioned softly, making no sudden movements. "Huh..?" He slowly shook his head, and when he looked at me I was relieved to see that he had lost the lust/hungry expression on his face. He smiled at me, showing his teeth.
"Sorry, I got off track. Redo." He stood up and shook out his legs, very dramatically. He went to sit down, then apparently thought better of it. He straigtened up and started doing squats. He stretched both of his arms, putting them over his head one at a time, leaning slightly. He started to kneel, pausing slightly midway, then lunged to his right, then to his left, stretching something I imagine. He stood at his full height and started doing something that resembled a warm up for a choir.
"La, la, la! Ta, da, ta, la! Na, la, ta, la, la, la!" He screamed out. He cleared his throat.
"Ma! Ma!" He said doing some odd, jerky, hand motions, reminding me of Sharpay from High School Musical.
"Do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do! Do, ti, la, so, fa, me, re, do..." He held out the last note. After a few seconds of just standing there, he grabbed a toothbrush and started brushing his teeth as he held the note. He then gurgled and flossed, still holding out the note. After holding it for another 2 minutes he finally let it trail off. He, again, cleared his throat.
"Okay." He got back down on his knee.
"You took my heart of stone, and made me feel human again." "Aww...!" Squealed random fangirls that suddenly appeared in the room. I saw the phrases 'Go Elric!', 'FMA!',
'Rabid Edward Elric fan!', and 'Fullmetal Alchemist' on their shirts.
"So, here I am down on one...automail knee." The fangirls started awwing and clapping their hands, most of them laughing.
"Oh, this is good." He muttered, in a slighlty deeper voice, shaking his head, laughing slightly. I looked at him in confusion, but everyone else started laughing.
"Oh, get on with it!" One of the girls in the back shouted.
"Asking you to be Mrs. Edward Elric." Every one of the fangirls (and fanguys) started fawning over Edward.
"AWWW!" It was then I drew the line.
"Edward...? I thought your last name was Cullen, not Elric. And what's automail?" He glance up at me in what appeared to be confusion before he realized something, getting an almost paniced look on his face. He started shooing away the crowd.
"Out, out! Everyone out! You're not wanted here, wrong Edward. Leave." They all left, lingering slightly, staring at us in awe and admiration. He straightened up.
"Sorry 'bout that...now, where was I? Ah yes." He got back down on his knee for the third time today.
"Isabella Marie Swan, I love you. I loved you for a while. Ever since I smelled that delicious scent that make me lusts for your blood and body, I knew. I knew you were the one I wanted to knock up, even though we thought it wasn't possible, considering I'm a vampire, then have a stupid mutt imprint on our minute old daughter like a pedophile. I just knew. I felt it in my heart. So, will you, Bella, marry me and do me the honor of becoming my wife?" I nodded, feeling a few tears run down my face. I took a shaky breath.
"Hell ye- I mean, yes. Yes, I'll be your wife." He smiled beautifully, giving me a chaste kiss, before sliding the ring on my finger.
"Forever." I nodded.
"Forever." I agreed.
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Okay, so I want to get this out there. I do not own the "You took my heart of stone" to the "AWWW!" section. I'm not exactly who owns it (Vic?) but I don't. If you go on youtube (which I also don't own) and look up 'Ed proposes to Winry' you can see the original video. I'm not a big fan of Winry, but It's hilarious. There's also the Vic Mignogna/Todd Haberkorn videos...my fav being the Mignogna Chronicles sneak peek. There will probably be a few more references in the furture so just keep an eye out.