Justice League IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing
By Serena
A/N: College work is a killer, people. :p But I've been wanting to update this one for a while, seeing as how my muse has slowly been returning...
Anyway, since we've had a Ladies' special edition chatroom, I've decided to go ahead and do a special edition Guy's chatroom. :)
LIST OF CHARACTERS (in this chapter)
FastIsHot: Flash
KnightInDarkArmor: Batman
GoldenGuy: Booster Gold
GreenMarine: Green Lantern
UndiesOnTheOutside: Superman
JustCallMeCupid: Green Arrow
WorldsBestDetective: Question
THEMartian: Martian Manhunter
Fated_tobeAWESOME: Dr. Fate
KnightofHonor: Shining Knight
ClintEastwoodRocks: Vigilante
MisterMiracle (formerly GodofMiracles): Mister Miracle
Blood_Demon: Jason Blood/Etrigan
Orion: Orion
Justice League IM: SPECIAL EDITION: MEN'S CHATROOM
FastIsHOT has logged in.
GreenMarine has logged in.
UndiesOnTheOutside has logged in.
FastIsHOT: So... how's life for you fine fellows?
GreenMarine: (grunt)
FastIsHOT: Hmm... interesting. Supes? Any thoughts?
UndiesOnTheOutside: (grunt)
FastIsHOT: Very interesting. (taps fingers together)
JustCallMeCupid has logged in.
WorldsBestDetective has logged in.
FastIsHOT: Yo, buds! Wut iz UUPP?
JustCallMeCupid: (grunt)
WorldsBestDetective: (grunt)
FastIsHOT: Well, this is certainly extremely interesting and will provoke many serious, in-depth questions that I shall try to answer. Not.
KnightOfHonor has logged in.
ClintEastwoodRocks has logged in.
FastIsHOT: Hey, dudes! What's chillin'?
ClintEastwoodRocks: (grunt)
FastIsHOT: Dude... this is weird. I'm trying to be all philosophizing and everything... but u guys are killin me! Shining Knight, c'mon, buddy, r u with me?
KnightOfHonor: (grunt)
FastIsHOT: SERIOUSLY?
KnightInDarkArmor has logged in.
JustCallMeCupid: YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
WorldsBestDetective: YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
GreenMarine: YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
GoldenGuy: YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
ClintEastwoodRocks: YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
KnightOfHonor: YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITE PERSONS, BATMAN!
KnightInDarkArmor: ? What the...
UndiesOnTheOutside: YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
KnightInDarkArmor: OK, Kent. What's the deal.
UndiesOnTheOutside: YOU'RE MARRYING DIANA, THAT'S THE DEAL!
KnightInDarkArmor: And your point is...
UndiesOnTheOutside: Ur not good enough for her!
KnightInDarkArmor: Someone's jealous, Kent. Thought you already had a girlfriend.
UndiesOnTheOutside: That's not the point. The point is Diana's one of my best friends. But she's naive when it comes to men, and she doesn't know what she's getting herself into when she's marrying you.
KnightInDarkArmor: Looks like I just found another piece of kryptonite on Ebay. And... I just bought it.
UndiesOnTheOutside: HEY! SEE? I REST MY CASE!
JustCallMeCupid: Geez, Clark, you're really fired up about this.
KnightInDarkArmor: Then why are the rest of you idiots getting on my case?
GoldenGuy: Uh... cuz ur marrying WONDER WOMAN!
KnightInDarkArmor: I don't see how that's any of your business.
JustCallMeCupid: Bats, you bagged the most gorgeous woman on the face of the planet. Or in the system. Maybe even the universe. It's a tiny little thing called MAJOR EXTREME TOTALLY AND COMPLETE ONE HUNDRED FREAKING PERCENT GREEN MONSTER JEALOUSY!
FastIsHOT: Hee hee. I already knew. SUCKAHAZZZ!
GreenMarine: Wait, Bruce - you TOLD FLASH BEFORE US?
KnightInDarkArmor: Well, to his credit, he didn't react the way you guys are reacting. He's actually been... I can't believe I'm saying this, the more mature one in the situation.
FastIsHOT: SWEEEET! Does that mean I'm best man?
KnightInDarkArmor: Fine.
FastIsHOT: YESSSSSS!
KnightInDarkArmor: I wasn't serious.
FastIsHOT: WUUUTT! UR SOOO MEAAANNN!
KnightInDarkArmor: I already have a best man.
FastIsHOT: WUUUTTT?
KnightWing has logged in.
KnightWing: You're lookin' at the best man in the whole universe.
FastIsHOT: DUDE? REALLY! YOU SUCK, BATMAN!
KnightWing: Hey! I am the guy's son, Wally. Geez.
KnightInDarkArmor: You can flip for it.
KnightWing: WUT?
FastIsHOT: TAILS!
KnightWing: HEY! Oh, fine. Heads wins most of the time, anyway.
FastIsHOT: NOWAITHOLDUPHANGONICALLHEADS!
KnightWing: Too late. You're not fast enough, buddy boy. Ha.
FastIsHOT: YOU SUCK, NIGHTWING!
THEMartian has logged in.
KnightInDarkArmor: Finally, someone who's going to be decent about this. J'onn?
THEMartian: No comment.
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
Blood_Demon has logged in.
Orion has logged in.
Blood_Demon: I heard you were marrying Wonder Woman, Batman. She might be a powerful, frightening woman, but there's no denying she's the most enchanting creature in existence. I envy you, Batman.
GoldenGuy: Join the club, weirdo.
Orion: There's a club?
WorldsBestDetective: Yes, it formed exactly twelve point two hours ago, right after Batman broke the news that he was engaged to Wonder Woman.
GoldenGuy: And I thought Bats and Orion were creepy... dude u take it to a whole new level!
Orion: What was that, minion?
GoldenGuy: Uh... nufin... I'm OUTTA HERE! Later!
GoldenGuy has logged out.
MisterMiracle has logged in.
MisterMiracle: Batman, I don't know whether to be impressed or extremely annoyed that you managed to get engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world.
THEMartian: What about Barda?
MisterMiracle: Batman's not engaged to Barda, is he.
GreenMarine: Wait, you're saying that Diana's more beautiful than your WIFE?
FastIsHOT: Ouch.
MisterMiracle: I'm saying that I love my wife. Very much. But honestly... I mean, come on. It's WONDER WOMAN.
JustCallMeCupid: I hear that.
GreenMarine: Yeah, me too.
ClintEastwoodRocks: I hear y'all.
KnightOfHonor: I, also, must agree.
Orion: She is an amazing warrior. She would be better suited to a strong man who can match her physically.
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, for crying out loud. I can't believe I'm actually sitting here reading you idiots post your jealous, petty wishes about the woman I'm going to marry.
UndiesOnTheOutside: And wait for it...
KnightInDarkArmor: Who, by the way, I should remind you all, decided to marry ME, and NONE OF YOU MORONS.
FastIsHOT: Whoa, Supes. How'd u kno he'd go off on a smug rant?
UndiesOnTheOutside: This is Batman we're talking about.
KnightInDarkArmor: (Batglare) Kryptonite for Kent, coming right up...
FATED_tobeAWESOME has logged in.
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, for heaven's sake. Fate, you're not supposed to be on the computer.
FATED_tobeAWESOME: YOU -
KnightInDarkArmor: If you say I suck, I will personally go over there, smash your helmet into a million pieces, and tell Inza never to make her crumb chocolate cookies ever, ever again. Then I'll hang you from the highest tower in Gotham City and threaten to cut off any ethernet connections for eternity.
FATED_tobeAWESOME: NOOOOOO! NOT THE COOKIES!
GreenMarine: Ouch. That's harsh.
KnightInDarkArmor: Next person to comment on my engagement to Diana will share the worst fate they can possibly imagine. And yes, I added fate in there on purpose.
FATED_tobeAWESOME: YOU ROT, BATMAN!
FATED_tobeAWESOME has logged out.
JustCallMeCupid: I sense he's not gonna be happy for the next few months...
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, he's not. I already called Inza. She's not making his favorite cookies for five months.
Orion: You are very evil.
KnightInDarkArmor: I have my moments. Many of them. Most of the time. All of the time. Fine. I'm evil.
FATED_tobeAWESOME has logged in.
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh, what NOW?
FATED_tobeAWESOME: I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE, BATMAN! YOU TOOK MY COOKIES AWAY! YOU SUCK!
FATED_tobeAWESOME has logged out.
FastIsHOT: And I thought Question was weird...
WorldsBestDetective: I know where you live.
FastIsHOT: I rest my case.
THEMartian: I think I am done here. Good luck, Batman. Congratulations on your engagment.
KnightInDarkArmor: Thank you, J'onn.
THEMartian: Although I really think that na'vu ki aklark gi'hna maldair'nn, Batman.
KnightInDarkArmor: I can read Martian, J'onn.
THEMartian: Darn.
THEMartian has logged out.
JustCallMeCupid: Yeah, congrats, Bats. Or not...
JustCallMeCupid has logged out.
WorldsBestDetective: I hate you and everything you stand for, Batman.
WorldsBestDetective has logged out.
KnightInDarkArmor: Weirdo.
GreenMarine: You lucky dog.
GreenMarine has logged out.
ClintEastwoodRocks: What he said.
ClintEastwoodRocks has logged out.
KnightOfHonor: As a knight, I must wish you congratulations...
KnightInDarkArmor: Oh geez...
KnightOfHonor: But I must also agree with the others.
KnightOfHonor has logged out.
MisterMiracle has logged out.
Blood_Demon has logged out.
Orion has logged out.
UndiesOnTheOutside: This isn't over, Bruce. I still don't think you're right for her.
KnightInDarkArmor: I still don't care, Kent. And there's a piece of kryptonite on your countertop waiting for you at home.
UndiesOnTheOutside: What the heck?
KnightInDarkArmor: Lois is holding it.
FastIsHOT: Ouch.
UndiesOnTheOutside: ? GREAT! I HATE YOU!
UndiesOnTheOutside has logged out.
FastIsHOT: So... we still gonna flip, Dick? You and me, ol buddy ol pal?
KnightInDarkArmor: I take it back.
KnightWing: Take it back? You never take anything back. Except the bridal shower gifts back to Macey's because you're gonna replace everything people bought you with stuff that's twice as nice and ten times as expensive.
KnightInDarkArmor: Shut it or I'll take it back again.
KnightWing: Fine. What is it?
KnightInDarkArmor: You can both be best man.
FastIsHOT: Best men?
KnightInDarkArmor: Yes.
KnightWing: Seriously?
FastIsHOT: Really?
KnightInDarkArmor: No. You flip.
KnightWing: Bruce, you really, really su-
KnightInDarkArmor has logged out.
KnightWing: Crap. Wally?
FastIsHOT: Yeah?
KnightWing: You can be best man if you want.
FastIsHOT: I take it back. U can be best man.
KnightWing: Great...
KnightWing has logged out.
FastIsHOT has logged out.
Reviews are appreciated. :)
I honestly feel bad for Bruce here...
- Serena