The Sandsibs are morons
Don't mess with me nara!
wow, 10...th chapter...i should quit while i'm ahead

at some news paper stand

Gaara- hey, shikamaru...can i have one of those news papers?

Shika- if you pay for it.

Gaara- oh come on! there like 75 cents!

Shika- sigh fine...

Gaara- yay! this will make perfect wrapping paper for the gift i got for Ashley for her B-day! (Nov. 16) (then off he went on his merry way to take me to the movies to go see, "a dog shot me in the face, so i got a better face")

Manager- Shikamaru your fired!

Shika- but- but why?

Manager- because you gave someone a free newspaper!

Shika- how did you find out?!

Manager- we got an anonymous tip from a customer...

Sasuke- DON'T MESS WITH ME, NARA!

Shika- what did i do?!

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