This is my next chapter. Enjoy it.
Emmet was walking back towards the Dog Head in Cloud Cuckooland holding a shopping bag to see if Ben had found the quintessence. Lucy had decided to go home. Emmet was about to walk towards Ben's spaceship near the Dog Head when he ran into Batman.
"Hello Emmet," Batman greeted.
"Hey Batman," Emmet greeted.
"President Business told me to ask you if you were going to give him the quintessence or if you were waiting until it developed legs and walked to him," Batman stated, "Then he stared at me until I pretended to laugh."
"Ah," Emmet answered, "Well, it still has to be processed and then it has to go through some other stuff, so, who knows?"
"What kind of stuff," Batman asked.
"You know," Emmet answered, "Aperture adjustment, blue light scanning, that sort of stuff."
"Alright," Batman replied, "You better get him that picture soon. He's pretty cheesed off. Say, what's in the bag?"
"Oh," Emmet nervously answered, "It's nothing."
"Come on," Batman annoyingly replied, "Let me see it." Batman tried reaching for the bag, but Emmet pulled the bag away from him and pushed on Batman's face so he couldn't reach it. However, Batman saw something that looked like an arm sticking out of the bag and was able to grab the arm so he could get what was in the bag out of the bag, which he did.
"What is this," Batman asked.
"It's nothing," Emmet answered, "Give it back."
"Is this a 'Stretch Em Robert' doll," Batman asked.
"Maybe," Emmet answered, "Give it back."
"Let me give you some advice," Batman replied, "If anyone else saw you with this, you would be ridiculed beyond belief. You would be better off giving it to me so I could burn it in my Batcinerator, copyright Batman, all rights reserved."
"That's great," Emmet replied, "I'll take that under advisement. Give it back."
"I don't think you understand," Batman growled, "I'm taking this." Emmet then grabbed the doll's other arm.
"No," Emmet angrily stated, "Give it back." Emmet and Batman then proceeded to tug on it.
"It's mine now," Batman yelled.
"No," Emmet yelled, "It's mine!" Batman then smacked Emmet in the face, causing him to fall back on the ground and let go of the doll.
"Did you just strike me," Emmet asked.
"Yup," Batman stated, "What are you gonna do about it?"
Emmet then proceeded to tackle Batman to the ground. The two of them rolled around on the ground for a minute, each one getting in a few good punches. Eventually, Batman pushed himself off of Emmet and jumped off of Cloud Cuckooland and Emmet followed. The two of them jumped around several boats in the water and a yacht parked in the dock before Batman and Emmet get to the main land. Once there, Batman is immediately off the ground, still holding Emmet's doll, while Emmet takes a few seconds to get off the ground.
Batman then gets his Bat Grappling Hook, copyright Batman, all rights reserved, out of his pocket and shot a passing car with it. However, before Batman was whisked away, Emmet grabbed onto him, so both of them were whisked away as the car sped along.
Batman tried to shove Emmet off of him, but Emmet kept his kung fu grip onto Batman. Then, as the car was making a left turn, Batman got an idea. He turned so that Emmet would be on the right side and Emmet collided right into a stop sign. Batman thought that he had lost him, but, the car he was grappled to changed lanes, but he did not, so he hit the back of a car right in front of the other car: a garbage truck open in the back and on the top. Batman landed right on top of a disgusting trash bag.
While Batman was picking trash off of his black suit, Emmet saw that Batman was stopped and ran right towards the garbage truck. Once Batman saw that Emmet was running towards him, he began to climb the pile of garbage and Emmet followed.
Once Batman reached the roof of the top of the garbage truck's driver area, Emmet came from behind and tackled Batman right off of the garbage truck. However, in midair, Batman pushed Emmet off of him so the only thing keeping them from drifting apart was the doll, since Emmet grabbed the arm Batman hadn't grabbed before he shoved him off of him.
At that moment, though, Emmet and Batman were flying right towards a Y turn with the doll's body hitting a stop sign, causing the doll's arms to extend, launching Emmet and Batman down different streets. But, the doll then gave out and it's arms retraced towards the front of it's body, ricocheting Emmet and Batman right towards each other, both of them balling their claws up, ready to deliver a satisfying blow, when...
Batman clapped his claws in front of Emmet's face. They were still in Cloud Cuckooland. That entire fight had never happened.
"Are you still alive," Batman slowly asked.
"Yes," Emmet answered, "I'm fine."
"Good," Batman sarcastically replied, "Cause it would've been a real loss if you were dead. Very tragic." Batman then walked away, leaving Emmet with a doll in a bag and a quintessence of a burden on his shoulders.
