Day 3 Part 3
More Red Rubber balls…injuries…crying for mommy…and more!
Hello readers…this took longer than usual…considering that my computer nearly fried over the past two weeks…so I really was unable to get on the story as much as I wanted to. So I thank you all for being patient with me and I promised action and you shall receive it. Like I always say…I update when I can and as soon as I can…and since Thanksgiving weekend is coming up…it should give me more time than usual. Dedicated to the Kobold Necromancer
Disclaimer- I own nothing…now excuse me…I need to go fend off some lawyers with a bazooka filled with red rubber death!! Sue this!! RAHHHH!!!...and of course…enjoy
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Chris continued to monitor the remaining camper's whereabouts from the control room. So far he deduced that the campers where in these locations…
Dil, Dib, Jimmy and Angelica were all inside the Kid's Cabin apparently…trying to set up some type of fortress
Jude, Jonesy, Wyatt and Caitlin were not too far away from them and were closing in…ready for a battle
Mandy and Nikki were running from the self proclaimed army of justice and they, meaning Zim and Sheen…were in hot pursuit
Ruben was in the woods area with two fully loaded bazookas in his possession (wouldn't want to run into him anytime soon)
Kanuckles was…crawling as he had lost his wooden legs to a shark in the woodland area as well…despite the injury…he wanted to find Ruben and make him pay
Keef…was stuck under a tree
Bessie…was looking for help to get Keef out of the tree
And Squidward…was still ASLEEP! To Chris's annoyance
Chris looked for a second and realized something "Wait a second…where are those other two…the rock guy and fat purple raccoon, cat rabbit thing?" Chris asked scratching his five o clock shadow
Just then he saw them…and they hadn't moved since the start of the competition
"What the heck are they doing?" the handsome host asked irritated "Their supposed to be shooting people in the head…not sitting there! What could the possibly be doing!?" Chris asked flabbergasted
Chowder, Schnitzel
Chris's answer to that question was simply that Schnitzel did feel like getting turned to rubble today, and figured staying out of the line of fire for as long as possible benefited the team
And Chowder…had been sucking on one of his dodgeballs like it was a piece of candy
"Man" Chowder said spitting out the red rubber ball "This candy taste terrible" Chowde said disgusted…but it didn't stop him from sucking on it again happily
"Oh Rada!" Schnitzel said as he face palmed. Maybe he didne want to get caught in the line of fire…but he also really didn't want to risk going out there with Chowder…considering he gets so distracted at times…he would probably get them both eliminated, and he didn't want to risk that stupid mistake and cost their team…because that may persuade a few votes in the long run
Chowder spit out the 'candy' again to talk "Schnitzel…why aren't you eating your candy?" Chowder asked confused
Schnitzel let out a long, exasperated sigh before responding "Rada…rada rada rada….ra ra rada rada raaada….rada rada raaada radar a ra da! Rada rada rada!" Schnitzel said trying to get it through Chowder's head that thiswas a challenge and those weren't candy…they were dodgeballs
"Oh…" Chowder said as he stared into space for a moment "Can I still eat it?" Chowder asked
Schnitzel…if he had hair…would have ripped it out by the root "Rada! Rada rada!!" Schnitzel said as he slumped over…giving up with Chowder since there was no getting through to him
"Well there's no need to get snippy" Chowder said as he put the Dodgeball back into his mouth and sucked on it again happily to Schnitzel's annoyance, getting whacked by dodgeballs was looking better and better
Just then…out of nowhere…Bessie just emerged out of the bushes…startling Schnitzel almost out of his cook apron, but Chowder…oblivious as always waved happily to his friend
Bessie breathed heavily as she had been sprinting for help for Keef…who still trapped under the tree…sh had yet to notice the two CN campers in front of her
When she finally did, she was apprehensive at first…until she saw Chowder…sucking on one of his dodgeballs
"Oh thank goodnessh" Bessie said as she wiped her brow of sweat "I have been looking for someone to help me-AHHH!!" Bessie only had a second to dodge Schnitzel's blast as it hit of a tree
"Rada" Schnitzel said as he snapped his fingers annoyed…he almost had her
Bessie face palmed…it was indeed an ongoing competition…and though Chowder wasn't much of a threat at the moment, Schnitzel didn't seem to hesitate in firing at her…but she needed their help, Schnitzel especially. With his strong rock physique he would be the best candidate to help free Keef
"Schnitshel!" Bessie said from a bush…only alerting him to her whereabouts…wheras…he shot again…but Bessie dodged again…using her Honeybee expertise in combat training and her 7 badges in such field to dodge the oncoming red rubber projectiles
"Will you just lishen to me for a shecond!?" Bessie screamed…only to be met by another dodgeball as she dodged it
"Rada rada rada rada?" Schnitzel questioned, taking a brief moment to hear her out and save his last shot
"I didn't come here to fight" Bessie said as she nervously appeared from the bushes, but Schnitzel didn't by it and aimed the gun directly at the Honeybee scout ready to fire
"No wait…please jusht hear me out!" Bessie pleaded…but it didn't look like Schnitzel was in the bargaining mood
"Will you let me talk if I throw my weapon away?" Bessie asked…hoping for at least hope to talk to the rock monster
Schnitzel though it over…but if se didn't have the weapon…she wasn't a threat…so if she did that…then…"Rada" Schnitzel said with some skepticism in his voice
Bessie took the bazooka and threw it to the side…far enough that no one in the area could grab it, as Schnitzel saw this he lowered his own gun to Bessie's relief. Chowder…oblivious till now…joined Schnitzel's side to see what his fellow AFFFC member was so upset about
"Okay…" Bessie said as she regained her composure "I need your help…Keef's trapped under a tree…" Bessie began
"Rada rada rada rada?" Schnitzel asked
"Yesh the happy kid with the weird shmile…anyway…I can't free him shince the tree is so big and…shince you're a rock monshter and all…I need you to shave him…if not I'm afraid all that weight could really damage hish lower exshtremitiesh…so I ask you…can you please help him…you're the only one who can" Bessie pleaded to the rock monster as he was the only one with the strength to free Keef himself
Schnitzel wasn't sure what to do…Bessie seemed to be telling the truth, he was skeptical and though it may be a trap until he saw the worry in her eyes, Schnitzel let out a long sigh…he was always getting into these situations…but he should have seen it coming on a show run by Chris Maclean
After another moment Schnitzel came to a decision "Ra-BOOM!!" was all Schnitzel could say as a dodgeball wizzed by Bessie's head as he was able to fall and avoid it…she heard a snort of anger after the miss and automatically knew who it was
"Oh no…itsh Ruben" Bessie said worried…though she didn't know much about Ruben yet…she knew that he wasn't the friendliest guy around…and currently unarmed…was bad as well. From her estimate he seemed to be about 10 yeard away…and closing
"Go…pleash help Keef…I'll dishtract Ruben…he's just about a five minute walk due easht…jusht pleash go before he shees you!" Bessie said as she quickly took off in the opposite direction and Schnitzel…not even thinking…grabbed Chowder and ran east…hoping to find Keef and avoid Ruben seeing him in the clearing…though he didn't get his answer out…it was a grumbled 'OK fine…whatever' and Chowder, comprehending a friend was in trouble…was more than ready to help Keef out…and Keef making all that delicious food also helped Chowder say yes…but the friend thing helped too
Ruben appeared in the clearing about ten seconds after Chowder and Ruben bolted "Blast…I swear I had hear off guard" Ruben said angrily "Who in the world was she talking to? …probably a Nick camper or something, planning a scheme of some sort…good thing I broke up that little conversation…now then…Bessie my dear…let's see how you deal with no weapon" Ruben said smiling sinisterly as he ran after the unarmed Honeybee scout with all intention to eliminate her quickly
Kid's Cabin- Dil, Jimmy, Angelica, Dib
The four Nick stars had indeed succeeded in making the cabin a fortress. They blocked all the doors and windows with the beds, table, couch and anything that could be used as a decent barrier, and blocked the stairwell with a Nick bunk by wedging it and a few mattresses in the staircase, the four campers waited above…ready to fire on their unsuspecting targets
"Any sign of them yet?" Jimmy asked Angelica and Dib, who were looking out each window to make sure they caught sight of any CN star that would come their way
"No" Angelica said bluntly as she leaned on the windowsill seemingly bored
"All clear on my end" Dib said as he, unlike Angelica, was keeping a close eye on the surroundings
"Ok then…are you sure that we blocked every entry point Dil?" Jimmy asked double checking; making sure it wouldn't be easy for them to enter the cabin
"Yep brain man…the windows, the front door, and there" Dil said pointing to the staircase "They wont be getting in so easy
"Good…I'm not sure who it was who fired on us…but I'm sure that whoever it was saw where we were going…so they should be here anytime now" Jimmy said as he rubbed his chin in thought
And just a few moments later… "I see someone out there" Dib said urgently
"Me too" Angelica said now alert as she narrowed her eyes "The teen squad…minus the punk and the music man" she grumbled, there wasn't news on Nikki being eliminated…so the princess was wondering where she was
That thought crossed Jimmy's mind as well, they could have sent Nikki around to try a sneak attack "Dil, is Nikki in the back of the Kid's Cabin?" Jimmy asked urgently knowing there was a back window there
"Dil looked through the back window that showed the back of the cabin…but found no one there
"Nope dude…looks like she's somewhere else" Dil said shrugging
"Looks like the odds are in our favor then" Dib said as he fixed his glasses in thought
"Well at least that's even odds…and we have the element of surprise as well" Jimmy said smiling "Dib, Angelica…get your guns ready…as soon as those three get close enough…shoot at them with the best possible accuracy you can muster…we must get them while we have the advantage" Jimmy ordered
Dib and Angelica nodded in understanding…though both wouldn't normally take orders from Jimmy (Angelica especially taking orders from anyone) but both wanted to win and would have to comply for now if they wanted that to happen
Meanwhile outside…Jonesy, Jude, and Caitlin had reached the front of the Kids Cabin
"Bet they blocked everything by now" Jonesy grumbled…we shouldn't all go in the front…Jude…go around the left…Caitlin the right…I'll go around the back window" Jonesy said strategizing a plan that he was already three steps behind on
"Gotcha" Jude said as he went to the left side of the cabin…where there was a window and Caitlin the same, a window also on the right side of the cabin as well
Jonesy walked up to the front of the cabin and onto the porch…of course to find the widows and the door locked
Caitlin and Jude were the same, no way in as the windows were locked
"Got it" Caitlin said as she got out her credit card she brought in her pocket (though it wasn't much use here) and began to pick at the lock slowly as it was on the inside
Jude…did not have as much luck as he didn't have an implement to open the window with, luckily he had an alternative method…charging at it with full force…which ended with pain in his shoulder and him dazed on the ground
"Kay…that didn't work out the way I thought" Jude said as he got up and rubbed his sore shoulder "Man…there has to be a way in…" he said as he began to think…which was something the mellow skater didn't do on a daily basis
Jonesy however did have something for the front lock…a paperclip…and knowing how Jonesy is…he has surely picked his fair share of locks in his day
Here we go" Jonesy said slyly as he began to pick the lock with the straightened out paperclip…after a few moments of tinkering…he heard the lock click open
"Ha! Losers…think you could outsmart the Jonesmeister eh? Well I guess you though wrong!" Jonesy said cockily as he turned the knob and walked forward…only to hit the door face first when it didn't open
"What the!?" Jonesy said as he rubbed his sore nose…he walked over to the left front window to faintly see that they had put a chair on the knob of the door to prevent it's opening…as well as propping a shelf they had found in the closet for extra weight
"Damn!" Jonesy said angrily as he banged his head on the window glass…only to be holding his head in pain seconds later
"Owww" He whimpers in pain, but looks in the cabin once again
"Hmmm…they knew we were coming so they must be on the second floor…better get Jude and Caitlin so we can discuss a strate-
BOOM!! Was all that was heard on both sides of the cabin where Jonesy's teen friends went. The cocky teen froze, he was safe under the porch from a sniper attack…but he guessed his friends weren't
"Ahhhhh!!" Got Jonesy out of his thoughts as the screams of a certain mellow skater were heard as he dove for the safety of the porch
"Dude you made it" Jonesy said as he got a flustered Jude in a hug…only a second later to realize it looked very awkward and let go
"Dude what happened?" Jonesy asked as Jude caught his breath to answer
"/Huff/.../Huff/…I was thinking of a way to open the eindow…and the next thing a I see is a dodgeball coming straight at my noggin! I can't believe I dodged it…" Jude said rubbing his cap as he let out a sigh
"Man they had us beat from the start…wonder how Caitlin did on her…" He trailed off in mid sentence as he and Jude's eyes got wide at a sudden realization
"CAITLIN!!" they screamed in unison as they ran to the other end of the porch to see if their friend was okay and didn't meet a red rubber demise
Unfortunately for Caitlin she did meet a red rubber demise as she was bending over picking the lock on the window…Angelica shot her 'accidentally' in the worst place to be shot…in the butt
"Owwwww!!" Caitlin whimpered as she rubbed her now very sore bottom after a dodgeball just whacked it at about 25mph
"Ouch…that had to hurt" Jonesy said as he was doing all he could to hold in the laughter
"Yeah…that was kinda harsh" Jude said…though he wasn't laughing as Caitlin rolled on the ground in pain and her collar beeped signaling elimination
Meanwhile in the top floor…Angelica wasn't holding anything back as she was erupting in laughter at Caitlin's expense (which let's face it…is pretty natural for her)
Confessional Cam- I say What What?!
Dib- /Looking very annoyed/ I can't believed I missed that idiot! I mean he was right there! Credited I'm not the sports type…especially in dodgeball…/shivers/…but come on…how on the planet Earth was he able to dodge that shot!?
Jude- I don't really know how I dodged it…just lucky I guess
Jimmy-…he tripped
Angelica- /face is red from laughing so hard/ Hahahaha…oh man…that made everything that Chris has put me through worthwhile…/snickers/…best challenge ever
Jonesy- /also snickering/ I'm sorry Caitlin…but that was definitely a good shot…sorry…but it was! /snickers again and soon breaks out into full laughter/
Dil- …Ouch
Jimmy- That is definitely going to hurt in the morning
Caitlin- /Has an ice pack on her bottom/ Ohhh…my poor butt…it really didn't deserve that…Rrrgghhh!!! ANGELICA…YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!
Chris Maclean- /Trying to hold the laughing in…but of course can't/ heheheheh…I love this show
"Attention…/snicker/…Caitlin has been eliminated!" Chris said holding in the laughter
"Man now what do we do?" Jonesy said as he leaned back onto the porch wall
"Well dude I think if we go out there we are pretty much toast" Jude said worried
"Well it looks like we need to find a way in here…" Jonesty said as he and Jude began to think of a way to pick the locks on the windows and/or door
Meanwhile in the upstairs of the cabin…
"Well at least we were able to get one of them" Jimmy said as Angelica let out a snicker again…feeling proud of what she did to Caitlin…though she was Angelica…
"I guess that Jonesy and Jude are going to try and break in" Dil said as it seemed that the four would need to form a new plan if the two teens were able to break into the cabin
"Let's see what they do first…somehow I doubt that Jonesy and Jude are the brightest lights in the chandelier" Jimmy said "Though we do have that secondary barrier if they get in on their own
"So what should we do now?" Dil asked his brainy teammate
"I guess all we do now is wait to see what transpires next…I just have a bad feeling that it isn't going to be good" Jimmy said forbearing to the other three Nick campers nervousness
Mandy, Nikki
The two needed to work fast as Zim and Sheen were closing in…which wasn't good. Tey had run a good bit already, but were now at the beach area with no hiding spot
"Crap!" Nikki said as they ran the beachside "Where do we go now?"
Mandy had a blank stare on her face which usually meant she was forming a plan "Got it…I know where we can surprise those two idiots" Mandy said emotionless as Nikki followed her, hoping her plan would work
A few moments later the two members of the 'Army of Justice' appeared out of the woods
"They mustn't be far…" Sheen said observing the two trails of footprints in the sand
"Hmmm…very observant human…those should lead us right to them, then we can destroy them!" Zim said triumphantly
"Uh…or we could just shoot them with the dodgeballs and win the challenge" Sheen suggested
Zim looked at Sheen a little oddly "Ugh…fine" Zim said annoyed. He really did want to destroy Mandy…if she could in fact be destroyed. That would be another 'hyuman' as Zim sometimes refers to earth creatures to watch out for…so far his list consisted of Dib, Keef, and…Ms. Bitters…/tremble/
"Not to worry dude….destroy or not destroy…the Army of Justice shall prevail!" Sheen said as he let out a "Huzzaahhh!"
Zim cringed but tried not to show it…he was having a really having a hard time keeping this "friendly Alien" persona. It was literally making his Pak work overtime so his head wouldn't explode. But it was worth it…he was gaining trust from the other campers and has Dib to an extent believing he is 'off doody' for the time being. But one he obtained the 1 million in earth currency from winning the show…he would be able to but whatever super tech to make his lab more destructive and his weapons deadlier…and of course more snacks…he could see himself now…taking over earth…getting a medal from the tallest signifying his great triumph and becoming an almighty Irken warrior!
But he had to play it one step at a time…
"Right…we shall be victorious…Huzzzz….ahhh" Zim forced out as he weakly pumped his fist…he had better win for all he is going through
"Ok…let's see…oh man…the tracks go back into the woods" Sheen said upset as he knew Mandy wasn't that dumb and would do something like this
"It appears that we have to go into the woodland area again" Zim said as his alien mind could see that Mandy and Nikki were planning something…he could care less about Sheen…but he needed to figure out what they were up to…so he wasn't getting whacked in the face with a dodgeball…
"Right then…lets go" Sheen said as the two went onward into the forest…hoping they would get the upper hand on the two again
Bessie, Ruben
Bessie had been running for her life for the past few minutes. Despite Ruben's slow speed…he was firing at will since he had 2 fully loaded guns…he had seven with the one she dodged in the clearing…and he had fired two more since…and to her surprise they had been right on target and she has had t use all her dodging training from Honeybee scouts to dodge the two blasts…which slowed down her speed, which seemed to be Rubens plan to start with. Slow her down and then get into close range for a shot
"You can't keep this up forever missy!" Ruben said slyly as he was about ready to fire again…but Bessie using her quick thinking took a quick left turn which stopped ruben for a second…which was enough to widen the gap by a few feet
"Drat!" Ruben said as he ran after her again, he wasn't about to let her just get away
'Darn it…how am I going to losh thish guy?!' Bessie thought to herself (and yes even thinking she lisps…it's that natural to her)
She looked back for a split second…but unfortunately that's all the time she needed for her to run into a tree and fall over
"Ooohhh" Bessie said as she shook the cobwebs and sat up…only to see that Ruben was about three feet away…ready to fire
"Now then…sorry about this but it's for the good of the CN team…no hard feelings of course" Ruben said in an almost sarcastic tone as he pointed his gun at the helpless Bessie…ready to fire…and then…
BOOM!!!
Bessie winced…waiting for the impact to drill her…but it never came…instead…she opened her eyes and saw Ruben still standing there…eyes wide in shock…he dropped his bazookas as his eyes rolled into the back of his head and fell flat on his back unconscious. Bessie soon saw that a dodgeball a few feet away that must have hit him directly in the skull…but Ruben mustn't have seen the shooter considering he was so intent to shoot Bessie…but which Nick star saved her?
She looked and a few feet away…was no Nick star…it was none other than Captain Kanuckles! His face looked breathless as he gasped for air…Bessie could tell he was injured…especially after she notice that his wooden legs were gone
He finally collapsed onto a tree trunk exhausted as Bessie went over to him concerned
"Mr. Kanucklsh?" Bessie said as the lazy captain opened his eyes lazily to see that Bessie was about two feet away from him
His eyes widened as he frantically searched for his gun for protection
"No no it'sh ok! I'm unarmed" Bessie said holding two empty hands over her head to show she had no weapon…at this Kanuckles calmed down a bit
"What are…what are ya doin here?" He asked as he caught his breath
"What am I doing here? You're the one who shot Ruben…he wash just about to shoot me…and then you shaved me" Bessie said
Kanuckles looked a little shocked at this…he had no clue Bessie was there…he saw Ruben and used what strength he had left to shoot him
"I…didn't even know you ware thare…I wanted ta get Ruben far what he did ta Flap" Kanuckles said as he sat up a little on the base of the tree
"What!? What happened!?" Bessie asked as Flapjack was her friend and if something happened it concerned her
Kanuckles took a breath…he told her about how Larry, Ruben and some other CN stars…he wasn't sure of the others cause he forgot…but he knew there were more were all conspiring to eliminate him…but old Kanucky found out about it…but that didn't stop them…though he escaped by accidentally falling off the cliff…Flapjack was left up there and Ruben eliminated him. But Kanuckles troubles weren't over as shark bit his legs off and threw him on the beach. And since then he had been dragging himself in the woods in search for Ruben for what seemed like miles of forest…and then what she already knew
"Wow…the beach is about fifteen minutes from here…jusht by walking…I can only imagine how hard it wash to get here by crawling" Bessie thought as Kanuckles let out a groan of pain. He never really exercised that much…and that was about as much he had done in about three years combined, and he really didn't need to be reminded of it
"Shorry" Bessie said as she observed Kanuckles…he seemed to be in no condition to continue
"Mr. Kanucklsh…I don't think you are in the condishion to continue in the challengsh" Bessie said worried
"Heck no!" Kanuckles bellowed as it startled Bessie a little. Kanuckles was always stubborn and hard headed…even when he was completely exhausted like he was now
"With all due reshpect…you sheem to be in no condition to continue" Bessie said as she was right…he had no legs…and he looked completely fatigued
"Bah…I've been in much warse situations then this. And it really isn't that bad…some duct tape and I'll be fine" Kanuckles said, but Bessie didn't seem all that convinced
"How about a new head for when I blow a dodgeball through it!" An all too familiar voice said angrily as Bessie and Kanuckles were afraid to turn in its direction…because they knew who it was…
"Ruben!?" they both cried in unison as the con artist pig man was indeed standing there with a sly scowl on his plump face
"You didn't think you would get rid of me that easily…did you?" he asked
"But…you got hit right in the head…you have a bruish on you head right there" Bessie exclaimed pointing to the incriminating bruise that was plastered on Rubens forehead
Ruben snorted "Silly little girl…you think that I would let myself be eliminated by my own teammate…Kanuckles no less" Ruben said disgusted "I heard that blowhard of a 'Captain' coming a mile away. I simply…with a flick of the wrist…took off my collar and out it on the ground. Though I got hit hard…it was a small sacrifice…considering without the collar on…I wasn't officially eliminated" Ruben said with a small chuckle
"You cheat!" Bessie said angrily as Ruben put his collar back on
"Oh give me a break with your goody goody follow the rules attitude! It's a contest to win 1 million dollars…not a 'letsget along and always play by the rules' type of game. Anyone will do anything it takes to win the money…even the stupid ones to an extent" Ruben said as he picked up both his guns and aimed them at the two…Bessie unarmed…Kanuckles unable to reach his
"Now then let us pick up where I left off…sorry Kanuckles…you may be a teammate…but sadly…it's an eye for an eye and you did shoot me first" Ruben said with all modesty "So with this I say goodbye to both of you" Ruben said in a politely sick tone as he shot the gun with onlt one dodgeball in it at Bessie, who was the bigger threat
The rest happened in slow motion…Kanuckles saw the ball heading directly for Bessie. He didn't have much time to think (like Kanuckles really thought about what he ever did anyway) and used all the strength he had left and pushed the Honeybee scout out of the way of the dodgeball…the only problem…was it hit him instead right in the stomach, sending him a few feet away from the impact as his collar signaled his elimination
"Hm…bold of you Kanuckles…but stupid" Ruben said dully as he threw his empty bazooka away…but still had a fully loaded one "Unfortunatly for you Bessie I have plenty of ammo to spare" Ruben said as his voice was filled with assurance of victory
Unfortunatly for Ruben…he did not yet see what Bessie was on top of…Kanuckles had pushed (by accident or on purpose was unknown) right on top of his bazooka
"Good riddens" Ruben said as he shot a dodgeball at Bessie…only for her to dodge it…and secure the bazooka in her grasp as she righted herself
Ruben saw that Bessie had Kanuckles gun "Oh…crud" Ruben said upset…he got carried away and now he was in trouble now…he needed to get rid of her now!
He fired again but Bessie was too quick…and she easily dodged it…and was able to fire one of Kanuckles two remaining shots…but Ruben was just able to avoid the red rubber ball as it bludgeoned the ground
"Not good enough!" Ruben shouted angrily as he shot another dodgeball at Bessie…but she did a combat roll into the bushes…getting out of Ruben's sight
"Blast it!" Ruben said angrily…but not letting his guard down…he had one shot…so did Bessie…something had to give
Bessie peered out as quietly as she could from the bushes as she observed that Ruben had his guard up…Bessie used all her Honeybee training to creep silently…like a ninja to try and shoot Ruben from the rear so he wouldn't have enough time to react to the shot…but she was almost there…and she had to be quiet because if she alerted Ruben of where she was…it would be game over for her
She was almost there…Ruben's ears tensed for any sound that would give her away as he had his gun ready to fire
"You won't beat me so easily little girl" Ruben taunted…trying to coax her "I have more experience for this game then you would have in your whole life" he coaxed again…but he knew that Bessie wouldn't fall for such a trivial taunt…he had to go deeper
"You'll be as easy to take out as that boy Flapjack was" the con artist said cunningly. Bessie tensed up…Ruben's taunt was having an effect on her since she had heard from Kanuckles and Chris that Ruben had indeed eliminated Flapjack and had a bad feeling where this was going
"It was so easy…" Ruben continued "He was so worried about poor Kanuckles when he fell of the 10,000 foot cliff. His back was turned…and I accidentally shot him in the back of the head" Ruben said without a hint of remorse…and it was about as accidental as a car driving into a Chris Maclean statue
Bessie's free hand clenched hard. This guy was supposed to be Flapjack's teammate…and he shoots him in cold blood…just for being affiliated with Kanuckles!? This wasn't right and Bessie knew it…she was going to take out this lowlife. And now had the angle to get him perfectly
Unfortunatly for her…Ruben's little taunt distracted her senses long enough for her to step on a twig which made a cracking sound…making Ruben turn around instantly ready to fire
It didn't stop Bessie…she fired her last dodgeball at the con artist…and Ruben did the same…both Dodgeballs whizzed past each other…both heading for their targets. Both Ruben and Bessie were too late to dodge…and both were simultaneously hit with the dodgeballs, Ruben said into the ground with a thud…Bessie sent into the base of a tree with a grunt of pain…both collars flashed, signaling elimination. Though Ruben was eliminated…he felt he had done his part for the alliance and eliminated his fair share of campers…though two were his own teammates…despite that however, he had a good feeling that if CN was on the chopping block…he may be safe
Bessie hoped the Nick team would win…for the reason to get rid of Ruben and whatever scheme he is planning, Kanuckles of course wanted the same thing at this point…but Larry as well wanted him gone, so his enemy list widened a bit
"Attention, Kanuckles, Ruben and Bessie have been eliminated" Chris said over the intercom
Schnitzel, Chowder
"Are we there yet?"
"Rada"
"Are we there yet?"
"Rada"
"Are we there yet?"
"Rada!"
"…Are we there y-"
"Rada rada rada!" Schnitzel exclaimed unable to take it anymore. He was already going to help the enemy team…he didn't need Chowder nagging in his ear on the way there. He had enough of that when they were at home…one of the reasons he was going along with the PCA alliance, he wanted Chowder gone before him if not for just a day…so his mind could finally relax and not be so stressed out. A million dollars would help in that as well. Considering he could retire from being a Chef's assistant and could do whatever he wanted…he could see it now…
"…Are we there yet?" Chowder asked yet again…his tiny mind, though comprehending Keef was in trouble…was not comprehending how ticked off he was making the rock monster
"Sigh…Rada…rada rada ra…rada rada ra!" Schnitzel said explaining that they would get there…when they got there
"Ok" Chowder said…a few seconds later "Did we get there now?" Chowder asked clueless
Schnitzel could feel his brain literally snap in half…he couldn't take much more of Chowder at this point
After a few moments…they saw a fallen tree in the woods…it had to be it…they both rushed to the scene…and after scanning the area…found keef on the other side of it…still trapped underneath it's weight
Keef finally noticed the two there "Hi guys" Keef said happily waving to his two friends…though he really didn't know Schnitzel…Keef liked everyone. It didn't matter…he could make friends with an ameba. Even kids who bullied him in school, he considered friends…considering everything they did Keef was absolutely sure they were accidents. That's just the boy Keef was…despite him being slightly crazy…though if you were the sibling of Izzy (I know it isn't true…but come on…they look alike don't they? Don't deny it…they do) would do that to someone.
"Ohhh rada" Schnitzel said as he saw Keef's legs trapped underneath the tree. Now he could see why Bessie looked so desperate…this wasn't a good situation…but you wouldn't know it by Keef's happy mood
"Oh it isn't that bad" Chowder said "It's like Mother Nature's way of hugging him" Chowder said
"That was I said before" Keef said. Schnitzel was surrounded by idiots
"Rada rada" Schnitzel said as he loosened up and cracked his knuckles…if he could lift a giant ten thousand pound cake…he could do this
He reached his fat dark grey fingers under the base of the tree "Rada" he said signaling Chowder "Rada rada ra… ra da rada rada rada rada" Schnitzel said giving instructions to the chubby thing
"So when you lift up the tree…pull Keef out from under it?" Chowder asked repeating the directions
"Rada"
"Ok Schnitzel I won't let you…hey that cloud looks like a duck" Chowder said as he got off subject
"Hmm…I think it looks like a chicken…but duck works too" Keef said happily
"Ducks make funny noises…hehehe" Chowder said dumbly
"Rada!" Schnitzel barked getting Chowder back on the task at hand
"Oh right…the pulling ok" Chowder said as he went over to keef…ready to pull him out when ready
Schnitzel bent down ready to lift the tree. "Raaaaddddaaa!!!" He roared as he lifted the tree with all his strength and determination. It was slowly rising off the ground…just a little more
"Rrrrggggghhhh!!!!" Schnitzel said straining his arms to go higher…the tree was heavier the he tought…which wasn't good for Keefs legs at all
"After a few moments he was able to lift it enough so Chowder could lift Keef out of there
"Rada!" Schnitzel said signaling Chowder that it was time to get Keef out of there…when he got no response…he looked over to see that Chowder was doing something else at the moment
"And this is the rock that I keep in my shoe" Chowder said happily as he showed Keef the rock
"Oh that's cool Chowder…it must be special if you carry it around like that" Keef said happily
"Actually it just sort of got in there one day…but it's still cool isn't it" Chowder said marveling at the rock
"RADA!!" Schnitzel screamed desperately to Chowder
"Oh right" Chowder said as he pulled Keef from under the tree and Schnitzel let it drop to the ground…along with himself as he fell on his back and stared into the sky...that was some workout
"Phew…" Schnitzel said wiping his brow and sitting up "Rada rada?" He asked, hoping Keef was okay
"Ok I'm okay" Keef said happily
"Phew, rada ra-"
"But I can move my legs" Keef added…still in a cheery tone
Schnitzel stared mouth agape…how in the world could Keef keep up this chipper attitude
"So I guess this means I can't continue in the challenge" Keef said upset "Oh well I tried my best…that's what counts right?" he asked
"Yep" Chowder said happily agreeing with Keef's logic
Schnitzel sighed…he took out two balls from chowders bazooka and walked over to them
"Rada…rada rada ra ra rada rada rada rada….ra rada ra rada rada" Schnitzel said to Chowder…hoping he got the message
"So take Keef back to Chris to make sure he's okay?" Chowder asked again repeating what Schnitzel said back to him
"Rada" Schnitzel said as he tappef the two with the two dodgeballs…causing their collars to signal their elimination…Keef noticed but knew it was for the best…Cgowder didn't…and most likely had no clue he was in a challenge to begin with
Chowder picked Keef up to Shnitzels surprise…with great ease…he didn't think Chowder was that strong…though Keef was pretty skinny
"Well let's get going…" Chowder said happily as he waddled off to where Chris had the eliminated campers stationed…hopefully someone could help Keef there
Schnitzel let out a heavy sigh and went the opposite direction…he knew this challenge was far from over…and he was hoping it wouldn't get worse
"Attention…Chowder and Keef have been eliminated" Chris said over the intercom…and added "Five CN campers remaining, and seven Nick campers" he added…it was getting down to the wire…and the handsome host was enjoying every minute of it…cause he didn't have to go through it
Mandy, Nikki
The duo continued on their way…Nikki still had no idea where Mandy was going…but they had to keep moving or Sheen and Zim would find them in no time…and they needed a plan now…lucky for them…Mandy had one. Nikki just hoped it was a good one…but knowing Mandy…it would be bad for them
After a moment they finally reached it…the boathouse
"Why are we here?" Nikki asked
"Let's just get in there before Sheen and his bug faced friend get here" Mandy said emotionless as she and Nikki dashed into the boathouse and locked the door…It was spacey enough…but what did Mandy have planned?
"So what…we just hide in here and hope they don't find us?" Nikki asked
Mandy narrowed her eyes "Please Nikki…do you honestly think that I have run out of options?" Mandy asked…but Nikki knew that answer already
"Right then…so now what?" Nikki asked
"Just leave this part to me" Mandy said as she got out a cellphone "…just keep an eye out for those two idiots"
Nikki nodded and looked out the glass window on the door and immediately went out of view…they were already out there
"Let's check by the boathouse" Sheen said as it seemed to be the only place to remotely hide
"Over there?" Zim said with some hesitation in his voice
"Yeah dude…there a problem?" Sheen asked
"No no there is no problem at all…I Zim will have no problem accompanying you to the boathouse" Zim said putting on a zipper toothed smile…but when Sheen was out of hearing range he muttered "Surrounded by all that water" he said nervously. Yes water was like fire to Irkens…but he could not let a filthy 'hyuman' or 'stink-beasts' among other names as he sometimes called the ones he hated (which was pretty much everyone on the planet. But has been calling them simply humans to go along with his 'nice alien attitude') find out about his weaknesses…after all…he was ZIM…conqueror of planets and ruler of worlds!! (In his own mind)
"Yo Mandy…you better hurry up with whatever your doing" Nikki said as they were heading for them…and they were cornered
"I got it covered" Mandy said emotionless as she dialed a number…two rings later the person on the other line answered
"Hello?"
"Grim…it's Mandy" the evil little girl said emotionless
"Oh it's you…I taught you were on that Total Animation show?" Grim said upset as he eased back on Billy's couch…he really needed a few days away from Mandy (everyone did)…though he was getting that…he was also getting every chore she would have done in her absence…but that was no different from when she was there anyway
"I still am…and so is Billy" Mandy said continuing "Look I'm in a tight spot and I need a favor" She started
"Why should I help you?" Grim asked…but he knew the answer
"Because I own you…and if you don't and we lose…so help me I WILL-" she began as those last words where dripped in venom
With a heavy sigh Grim gave in "What do you want?" he simply asked
"You're at Billy's right?" she asked
"Yes"
"Good…go down to the basement …I hid something there just in case a situation would arise such as this" She said emotionless as Nikki was getting nervous…they were only about ten feet away from the door
"I don't know why I put up wit dis…stupid…it was a hamster…all this over a stupid soul of a hamster…I could have let it live…but nooooo…I had ta be all high and mighty…'Oh I could beat you for it…I'm the Grim Reaper…If you win the game of limbo I'll be your best friend forever' What was I tinking?!" Grim rambled to himself as he reached the basement
"Ok Mandy…what am I lookin for here?" Grim asked annoyed
"On the left hand wall there is something covered in a sheet…unwrap it" the evil little girl demanded
"And be quick about it" Nikki mumbled as she got her gun ready to fight just in case
With a grumble he went over to it…it sure was big…when he took the white sheet off it let's just say if he had eyes they would have jetted out of his skull
"How did you get something like dis? Moreover…how did ya get it down here with no one knowin!?" Grim asked in total shock at what was before him
"No time to answer bonehead…just teleport it here with your scythe ok?" she asked in a grumble
"Uh…about me scythe…" Grim began
"Oh don't tell me someone took it again" Mandy said in a hiss. When she got no answer she assumed this correct
"Who was it this time?" she demanded
With a sigh he answered "…Billy's cat Milkshakes" he grumbled sadly
"Seriously Grim…you really need to put that in a safe or something…everyone and their grandmother steals that thing like it's a toy" Mandy grumbled
"Look I don't need it anyway…I can do tis without it" Grim said as his hands glowed an eerie green as he zapped the object…in a moment it was gone
"There…it should be on your end in about a minute…can I go now?" he asked irritated
"For now Grim…for now" Mandy hissed as she hung up the phone…her plan set in motion
Grim hung up the phone irritably "One of these days child…one of these days" Grim muttered under his breath…until he heard a faint /meow/ from behind him, only to turn around to see Milkshakes holding his scythe with its pink stubs…its eyes glowing red with dark power
"Now Milkshakes be a good kitty cat…" Grim said nervously…but Milkshakes wasn't having it…overcome by power it struck the scythe in the ground and it summoned the cat demons of hell to wreak havoc on the town of Endsville
Grim sighed "I really hate me life" he grumbled upset as he reluctantly went to go stop yet another disaster caused by his scythe…wishing at this point that he was never born at this moment in time
Anyway…back to Wawanaqua and the real story…
Mandy flipped the phone off and stuffed it in her pocket
"Well…now what…their coming right now!" Nikki said as she was ready to open the door and fire
"It's taken care of…but you might want to hold onto something" Mandy said emotionless
"Why?" Nikki said worried
"Because…this boathouse…is about to come down" Mandy said dully as Nikki looked very nervous at this point
Sheen and Zim were just outside the door of the boathouse…Shenn tried the door but it was locked
"Yeah there in there" Sheen said as he got his weapon ready "One good blast outta blow this door down"
"Mhmmm" Zim said not listening to a work Sheen said…he was exposed on a frail bridge that led to an old boathouse…right below the ocean…not the way Zim planned to spend a day
"Yo dude…you okay?" Sheen asked worried
"Huh? ...Oh yes I am perfectly fine human…just…thinking about how much fun it is to be in this Army of…of…justice" Zim said nearly chocking…but Sheen took no notice
"Ok then…ready to get those two?" Sheen asked, which got a nod from Zim
"Okay then…on three…one…two...th-" before Sheen could finish however…there was a flash of light inside the cabin…then…the boathouse started to come down…along with the connecting bridge…to the water below
"Oh man!!" Sheen said as he plummeted to the water
"Aughhh!!" Zim said in a panic…if he hit the water he was done for…he had to think of something…he was in shallow water…it was worth a shot
He used the spider legs from his PAK and used them to stop the momentum…lucky for the Irken invader…they were long enough to keep him out of the water and harm's way as he slowly crept to shore and out of the water
Sheen soon sprouted up "Cool dude…where could I get one of those?" Before Zim could answer however…a giant wave knocked Sheen to shore and caused Zim to sprint farther away from the shore
Sheen shook off the water and grabbed his weapon ready to battle…but neither Zim r Sheen was ready for what was next…something came out of the water…it was huge…it was…a TANK!?
A huge army clad tank came right out of the water…Nikki and Mandy unharmed inside the metal monster…their ammo already loaded into its large gun…between Nikki and Mandy there were six shots…and with the destructive force of a tank to boot
Sheen looked up at the thing in pure shock…let's just say it was a good thing he was wet already "Oh crud! But…but how did she get that here!?" Sheen asked aloud
"Simple Sheen" Mandy said over a mike inside the vessel "I plan ahead…and you just simply lack the mind to compete with someone like me" she said emotionless. She aimed the gun at Sheen…but then thought against it
"Since you have proven to be a worthy fighter…I'll take out your green friend first" Mandy said…Zim didn't even have time to comprehend what she said when dodgeball shot out of the tank with blinding speed in power…connecting with the Irken…sending him through two trees and about twenty feet of dirt and gravel
"Ohhh…my….squeedily……spooch" Zim whimpered battered and bruised as he soon was out cold as his collar signaled elimination
"To easy" Mandy said dully…Sheen still too terrified to move
"Well then…this is it for you…too bad…you just don't have what it takes" Mandy said dully as she pointed the nozzle right at Sheen
Sheen's actions kicked in there…he rolled out of the way before it fired and was able to sprint as fast as he could into the woods
"You let him get away!" Nikki said angrily
Mandy narrowed her eyes "Please…he is going to go to his idiot friends…if not we'll make him go there" Mandy said sharply as she maneuvered the tank through the woods…trees falling with its might in pursuit of Sheen
"Attention…Zim has been eliminated" Chris said
Schnitzel
The rock monster soon found himself coming out of the woods by the kids cabin…he didn't care much…until he saw that there was a gun pointed at him from the window
"Rada!" Schnitzel said as he sprinted (to his best ability) away…dodging Dib's and Angelica's shots as he did a slide under the cabin porch
"Hey dude" Jude said smiling as Jonesy was banging his head against the door
"Why /bam/ won't /bam/ you /BAM/ OPEN!!?" he said angrily…a red mark on his forehead from hitting the door with it
"Rada ra?" Schnitzel asked
"Yeah dude…got the whole place surrounded…and the door is blocked pretty well…hey man your pretty big…can you open it?" Jude asked
"Hmmm" Schnitzel contemplated…he was pretty spent after that tree thing…but hey…he was helping the team…so he could at least try
After a few charges at the door however…he found that lifting the tree took more out of him then he thought…and he should really work out more
"Well that was pitiful" Jonesy said bluntly
"Rada rada rada rada!" Schnitzel said angrily
"Well I could have done a better job than that…I mean please…that was the worst charge at a door I ev-AHHH!" Jonesy couldn't finish as an angry schnitzel hurled him into the door…though Jonesy was broken…the door wasn't
"Ouch" Jude said calmly
"Rada rada" Schnitzel grumbled
"Owww" Jonesy whimpered as he lay on the floor in a daze…it appeared that they were still stuck there
Sheen
Sheen raced through the woods quickly and tactically…but could still hear the tank crashing by…not losing a beat on his trail
"Darn it…gotta find somewhere to hide!" Sheen said aloud to himself…then he remembered…the hollowed out tree!
He raced through the woods…changing direction to temporarily slow the tank down…though it was working…Mandy had definitely operated more than her fare share of tanks…and was still closing in on the overexcited Ultralord fan
Sheen though was just ahead of Mandy to dive into the hollow tree and cover it with the bush…but he heard the tank just outside
"Where did he go!?" Nikki said annoyed…he was just there and like that…he was just gone
"Don't worry…he couldn't have gotten far…he wouldn't be so stupid to hide in just a bush" Mandy said in thought looking through a scope to the outside
Sheen had to be absolutely quiet…Mandy seemed to be very keen and the slightest movement could alert her and Nikki to his presence…luckily he was alone in the hollowed tree…it was interesting…it had to be hollowed at least 25 feet up…he wandered how that happened
It was then that an acorn bonked him on the head
"Ow" Sheen said…though not loud enough to alert Mandy and Nikki
He looked u to find the source…above him…was an entire nest of squirrels…none too happy to find an intruder in their home
"Ok guys…lets all be cool here…no one has to get hurt" Sheen pleaded…but these squirrels didn't seem too friendly
"Squek!" One shouted as they all hurled their acorns at Sheen…almost all of them bonking him straight on the head
"OW! You jerks!!!" Sheen exclaimed rubbing his head. After a moment he realized that he ha scremed a little loudly…the squirrels covered their ears as well
Sheen gulped "Heheheh…you didn't think that Mandy heard that did you?" Sheen asked aloud
Though the squirrels didn't answer…they pointed to the entrance of the tree…when Sheen turned around…he was met by a giant gun…connected to a tank
"I am going to say yes…I did hear that Sheen" Mandy said emotionless as Sheen didn't even get a chance to scream as a dodgeball slammed him through the tree and tumbling into the ground for at least a full minute before he came to a halt…face down in the ground as his collar signaled elimination
It wasn't over however…as the tree also fell over with a THUD!! You could hear a hundred tiny screams coming from the inside of it as it crashed down, but Mandy took no notice as she turned the tank around and went on to find the next victim
"Attention…Sheen has been eliminated" Chris said "5 CN stars remain, 6 Nick stars remain"
Confessional Cam- Anyone think Mandy's a little…'Nuts?'
Sheen- /Rubbing his head in pain and spitting out some acorns/ I'll admit Mandy has won the battle…but she has not won the war! /raises fist in determination…but a cracking sound is heard and the beginning of a scream before the camera cuts off/
Mandy- I'll admit that Sheen was tough in this challenge…but once again…I prove exactly how cunning and how powerful I can be…unfortunately Sheen had to learn that the hard way…like so many others to come /glares at the camera/
Kids Cabin- (Outside- Jonesy, Jude, Schnitzel/ Inside- Dil, Jimmy, Angelica, Dib)
"Auughhh!!..." Jonesy screamed as he charged the door again only to have the same result…him on the porch floor in pain
"That's six times" Jude said…pay up" Jude said…betting that he couldn't open the door…and Schnitzel said he could in six times…and now had to pay Jude 10 dollars
"Rrrgh…Rada" Schnitzel said upset as he took out a ten and gave it to Jude…maybe he should stop making bets
"This is ridiculous!" Jonesy said upset as he kicked the door…there has to be some way in here…and we can't leave…or we get sniped!!" Jonesy said…as he looked up in the sky…please give me a sign of hope…anything!" He pleaded
After a moment of nothing he put his head down…then the ground started to shake…and the birds were flying away as a giant tank rumbled through the woods and right up to the cabin
Jonesy stared for a moment and looked back up smiling
"Nice one" he said smiling
"Woah…that is one mean hunk a metal" Jude said observing it
"Uh…guys…you may want to see this" Dib said nervously as the others looked out the window…a giant gun pointed upwards
"Duck!" Jimmy exclaimed as the tank fired…but unfortunately…Angelica was hit…and crashed through the wall…into a tree…and down to the ground…her collar signaling elimination
"Thanks for letting me shoot that one Mandy" Nikki said happily "It felt really good"
"Don't mention it…now we need to break down the door Mandy said taking over the controls
The gun now aimed at the door to the CN camper's surprise
"Unless you want to go with the door…I suggest you move" Mandy said emotionless as the three booked it off the porch before a blast completely destroyed the door to the other threes surprise
"Well…are you waiting for an invitation…go and get the Nick campers"
"Right" Jonesy said as the three went into the cabin…knew they were on the top floor they headed for the steps…to no surprise…find it blocked as well with the Nick bunks
Schnitzel…if you will" Jonesty said as Schnitzel threw the mattresses away and began to push the bunk bed up the stairs
"Their coming" Dib said nervously…only one shot left in his gun while Dil and Jimmy had three shots
"Don't worry…the second they come up…we just unload on them" Jimmy said getting his gun ready
"Right" Dil said aiming as the bunk was coming up further and further
Mandy was looking through another scope in the tank while this was happening
"What does that one do?" Nikki asked
"It's a heat vision scope…I can see those three idiots perfectly" Mandy said dully as she aimed for the biggest target
"Ready?" Jimmy asked getting his gun ready
"Yep" Dil said
"YeaAHHHHHH!!" Dib screamed as he was next to crash through the wall to the ground to Jimmy and Dil's surprise
"Oh crap…it has heat vision" Jimmy said upset…not seeing that coming
"RRAAAADDDAAA!!" Schnitzel cried as the bunk was shoved up the stairs
"No time to mourn a fallen teammate!" Dil said as he got his gun and just as Schnitzel was about to fire…Dil fired and whacked him between the eyes…causing the rock monster to fall backward
"RUN!!" Jonesy screamed as he and Jude sprinted down the stairs as Schnitzel tumbled down unconscious and his collar went off
"Darn it" Jonesy said upset
"Yahhhh!!" Dil said as he came down the stairs and fired again…but Jonesy was able to dodge
"Jude fire!" Jonesy barked as the mellow skater fired at Dil…but Dil moved just in time and rolled to the bottom of the steps in a combat fashion while firing another shot…this time however…it connected and Jude was flung into the wall…eliminated…but it was enough of a distraction to eliminate Dil as Jude hit him square in the stomach…the gonzo kid crumpling to the ground as his collar beeped in elimination
"Yeah!" Jonesy said in celebration…not seeing that in all the commotion…Jimmy was right behind him…ready to shoot
"Sorry to spoil the moment Jonesy…but Nick has a contest to win" Jimmy said slyly as Jonesy had no time to react as Jimmy hit him square in the back. Causing the cocky teen to fall over on his back and land face first on the floor
"To easy" Jimmy said as he readied his gun again…but it was too late…he was going to face Mandy..but her shot connected with his stomach hard and caused him to fly into the wall…leaving him stuck there with the impact of the blow
Mandy and Nikki came out after that and grabbed Jude and Jonesy's weapons…Jude with three shots left went to Mandy and Jimmy with two went to Nikki
"Well that's all of em right?" Nikki said holstering her weapon
"No…I don't think so…there were six left…theres one left" Mandy said
"So…where would they be?" Nikki asked confused
"Right here" a voice came from the door as a dodgeball connected with Nikki's stomach and sent her into the wall…eliminating her
Andy turned around swiftly…gun at the ready…as was her enemies
"Squidward" she said dully
"Mandy" Squidward said in the same dull tone
"So…it's down to us then…" Mandy said narrowing her eyes
"I guess so" Squidward said also narrowing her eyes
"So your strategy was to lay low until this very moment?" Mandy questioned
"You could say that" Squidward said…completely refreshed from his all challenge nap
"I see" Mandy said emotionless "So…would you like to make the first move?" Mandy asked
"Ladies first" Squidward sneered as Mandy narrowed her eyes
She fired…Squidward leaping from the doorway…getting up quickly to fore a shot…but Mandy easily dodged it
"Hmmm not bad" Squidward said with a hint of sincerity in that comment
"Not bad yourself…but you still won't win" Mandy hissed…firing again…but forgot something…Squidward was a dancer
He literally twirled out of the way to Mandy's extreme surprise…but had to act fast as Squidward fired in midair…though Mandy dodged…a second shot caused her to lose her balance
"No!" She said angrily. Though she controlled her weapon she was flat on her back..with Squidward holding the nose of his bazooka to Mandy's angered face
"Well well…it seemed that you're in quite the predicament…I guess there's only one question you need to ask yourself…do you feel lucky? Well do you Mandy?" Squidward asked with a sly smile of victory
Mandy scowled…but it soon turned into her regular face "Yeah…as a matter of fact…I do" Mandy hissed as he tripped Squidward and he fell on his back in shock…but both recovered and fired their last shots
Both shots whizzed by each other and both hit Mandy and Squidward at the same time…causing both to be flung back by the impact…both collars signaling elimination
"Ohhh" Squidward moaned as he rubbed his chest in pain "Who won?" he asked feebily
"It's obvious" Mandy said as she got up…a hand on her ribs but no sign of pain "I obviously hit you first"
"What are you crazy!? I obviously hit you first!" Squidward said angrily
"Dream on squid boy…you were way off timing with my shot" Mandy said emotionless
"No…my shot was first, anyone could see it!" Squidward said angrily as the argument continued
"Unfortunatly…I have the final say…report to the center of camp with your team…if you can wake them up…heheheh" Chris said happily as Mandy and Squidward glared at each other before going to get their fallen campers
About a half hour later…everyone…battered and bruised for the most part (Keef in a wheelchair) were at the camp center where Chris was before them smiling his perfect white teeth
"Well…wasn't that fun?" Chris asked happily
"If you don't want your teeth to be kicked down your throat…you'll tell us who won now" Nikki said darkly as she held her bruised ribs
"Fine…sheesh" Chris said annoyed "I went through the video of those shots about twenty times…and the result was the same…this challenge…was a tie" Chris finally said
"WHAT!!?" all the campers said angrily
"Now now wait a second…" Chris said "The dodgeballs connected with Mandy and Squidward at the same time…both collars went off that way as well…what can I say…that's life" Chris said smiling…but the campers were all but happy
"So wait…no one wins?" Angelica asked angrily
"Nope" Chris said with a tone of happiness in his voice
"No reward?" Tommy asked
"Nope"
"No campfire ceremony?"
"Actually-"
"CRAP!" the campers exclaimed angrily as Chris chuckled
"Unfortunatly…the campfire ceremony is going to be a lot bigger ten expected" Chris continued "Since no one won the contest…you ALL are on the chopping block…Nick and CN" Chris said as all the campers jaws dropped…they just went through complete hell…and no one is safe
"Now there are two exceptions…Mandy…Squidward…you two were the last ones standing for your respective teams…so you both have immunity" Chris added as Squidward sighed in relief but Mandy didn't move
"Okay…here's how it's going to go down…we are going to have two separate campfire ceremonies…Nick will be first…CN second" Chris continued "Since I said that there would be two from the losing team eliminated…but since you both lost…there will be two people from each team leaving…so there will be four going home tonight" Chris said happily as the campers were hating this more and more
"So I will give you a half hour to contemplate about who you want gone" Chris said "See you at the campfire ceremony" Chris chuckled as he went away…leaving the campers to decide which four people would be riding the boat of losers tonight
As Chris entered the woodland area, the camera pointed to him
"It's time for a break…but before we go and leave you in suspence…we leave you with these cliffhangers:
Who will the Nick and CN teams vote off the island?
Will their be betrayl…hope so!
And will we treat the campers who got injured…maybe
All this and more will be answered in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet…on Total…Animation..Island!!" Chris exclaimed as the camera faded to black
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Sorry about the slow update…but I couldn't get my computer to work right…but it is all good now so I AM BACK!! Hope you enjoyed this chapter…it was killing me writing it…writers block sucks…but not to worry…I will not be as long to update on this again…so enjoy your Thanksgiving meal and the chapter. I will see you all later
Next Time- The biggest campfire ceremony yet…and maybe a little surprise…I'm not telling ;)