Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or anything related.

Interlude chapter! (that has full chapter length b/c I suck).. You could skip this one because I decided to cut the plot (if you know what I mean) and move it to the next chapter...

Happy Birthday, Kelly! Have some smut and bad jokes ;)

Enjoy!

..Weeks later, New Years Day..

"You did not, I repeat not, seriously quote Miss Congeniality! Naked?"

"Why not? It was fit-..ting.. Huh."

"And did you, by any chance, say anything else? I mean," Kurt ponders from his seat on his bed, "From what you've told me this was kinda a big deal, right?"

Jeff rolls his eyes. "What was I supposed to say? 'Thank you, for letting me fuck you in the ass?'"

"Ohmygod, did you hear that in a porno?" Kurt slaps Jeff's arm in mock-horror. "...So not appropriate!"

The blond hops off the bed and swirls around, wiggling his eyebrows at his friend. "What if I told you that I did?" He laughs and flees the room, yelling "Later!" over his shoulder.

With a sigh, Kurt sinks back into his mattress, wondering how this has become his life and muttering to himself. "Perverts.. All of 'em.."

..The night in question..

"This is already round two, how can you still be so fucking full of energy?"

"I'm not fucking full, I'm full of fucking energy.. Get it? Energy for-" Jeff grins stupidly, a flush spreading over his sweat slick chest. He looks at Nick expectantly, but the brunet just seems unimpressed. "Okay, okay, I admit that was kinda lame."

"You think?"

"Maybe you're just not doing it for me anymore..."

"Oh wow, I don't think so." With rough hands, Nick turns the blond over, then almost growls,"I'll show you not doing it anymore," his voice is hoarse but playful. However, before he can even think about pushing into Jeff again, he loses his grip on the blond's shoulder, who simply rolls further to the side until he's on his back again, shit eating grin shamelessly splitting his face in half. He holds one finger in the air.

"Uh-uh, big boy."

"What? Oh, you gotta be kidding me.."

"Not in the slightest, sweetheart. I'll give you the chance to prove me wrong, all right, but you'll have to fight me for it."

"Jesus, you can't let that one go, can you?" He runs a hand through his already disheveled dark locks. "Kinky motherfucker.."

With his grin still in place, Jeff decides to ignore that, "You know you can't resist my charms," and then starts singsonging instead. "You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me.." He's waving his hands in the air, pointing between Nick and himself for emphasis. "You want to hug me.. You want to love me..You want to smooch..." He's swaying his hips and runs his hands all over his body; he only stops humming when Nick smacks his face once with a pillow.

Jeff laughs and hugs Nick around the neck, pulling him close. Softly, he hears Nick's muffled chuckling below his ear. "Of course, you are a Sandra Bullock fan," the brunet sighs and leans down to nibble softly on Jeff's collarbone while he slowly frees himself from his embrace.

"So, you up for it?" Jeff sounds breathless, pushing his chest out for Nick to put his mouth on. He hisses when the brunet teases one of his nipples with his teeth. "Babe, you know how I much I love you-" he hisses again, "-in charge, but let me have some fun every once in a while.." He has one hand in Nick's hair and scrapes his blunt nails over his scalp. "-Show you, who the real nngghh..bottom is in this relationship.."

Nick bites one last time into Jeff already marked skin before he leans out of the blond's space. "Oh, you wish, Sterling!" And with that he launches forward again, but is taken off guard when the blond uses his momentum to cleverly flip them over. They tumble off the bed rather gracelessly and Nick grunts when his back hits the floor. "Motherfu-" He knees Jeff in the side and when the blond hisses in pain he pushes him off. He tries to straddle him, hands holding on to his shoulders to pin him on his back. Jeff, though, is having none of that and with a devilish glint in his eyes he reaches up, twists both of Nick's nipples hard and as soon as the brunet is hunched forward, gasping, he punches him in the jaw.

Nick is seeing red; he will not be dominated, overpowered like this. He's just not having it! He will be the one protecting- wait, what? No, the one taking.. Caught up in his own train of thought, Nick doesn't even realize that Jeff has put his hands on his throat and is rocking back and forth until the brunet lies flat on his back, a stunned expression on his face. His dark hair contrasts sharply against the cream carpet and falls flat against his forehead, the air leaving his lungs in an audible huff. Jeff is hovering over him, knees on either side of his waist and he holds him down with one hand, the other securing Nick's right wrist on the floor.

As if awaken from his stupor, Nick begins to struggle. He's wiggling beneath Jeff's weight, using his free hand to shove at the blond's thighs. Jeff is grinning. "Gotcha," he whispers and leans down to kiss the brunet's parted lips. There is a sudden bang somewhere outside of the house and Jeff sits up, his head snapping to attention in the direction of the window. Must be almost Midnight... Within an instant he finds himself on his ass, having been shoved off by a panting brunet who is now struggling to his feet. Oh, and he's laughing. Asshole.

But not for long, my friend...

Jeff is up as quick as lighting and throws himself at Nick, causing them both to crash onto the bed. He takes hold of the back of Nick's neck and pressed his face into the mattress whilst twisting one of his arms behind his back and holding it there. He's bending him over, putting all of his weight to secure his prey for good this time. The blood is rushing in his ears; he can almost feel the adrenaline sizzling and pumping underneath his skin as his heart is jumping in anticipation and excitement. "Yeah, that's right," he is panting heavily into Nick's ear, his hot breath hitting the brunet's neck covered in tiny pearls of perspiration, making him shiver and flush deliciously. "I guess you're my bitch now, huh?" The hand on his neck wanders down his side and he looks around. "Stay," he commands. He leaves Nick bent over to quickly grab the lube from the bedside table. When he resumes his position, he is already slicked up and roughly probes at Nick's entrance, stretching just as much as he must.

He places an apologetic kiss just in between the brunet's shoulder blades and receives a small nod of permission in return. He continues to kiss that same spot sloppily, parted lips soothing over reddened skin as he guides himself inside, pushes in all at once and stills. Nick is panting and hissing, squirming underneath his touch and against the uncomfortable intrusion. "For tonight.." Jeff says lowly, almost absentmindedly, then licks a stripe up to the brunet's neck and bites his shoulder before he adds, "I'm gonna fuck you so good, Nicky, gonna pound that little ass of yours so good.." He pulls out almost completely. "Until you come, just like that, without being touched." He snaps his hips once. His hot breath hits Nick's ear and the brunet shivers in anticipation.

"Jesus, Jeff," he mutters under his breath, gripping the sheets so hard that his knuckles turn white, just to keep himself from screaming. He feels the weight of the blond's whole body pressed against the length of his and he slowly rocks against it.

"Yeah, that's it, babe," Jeff nibbles on his earlobe and tightens his grip on Nick's hips. "And then, then I'm gonna fuck your filthy mouth and you'll take it like the bitch you are," he scrapes his teeth over the brunet's slick skin, following the pattern of freckles and tiny moles at the base of his neck. "Swallow all of it, you understand?" Nick moans loudly. "You understand?" Jeff repeats and digs his thumb harder into the brunet's flesh. Quickly, biting his lip, Nick nods. "Good." Jeff's voice is already strangled, when he finally starts to move shallowly at first, then deeper and deeper, in and almost fully out until he settles into a merciless rhythm.

He changes the angle and holds on to Nick's shoulders for leverage, fucking hard into him. All he hears is the slapping of skin on skin, the blood in his ears and the constant whimpering sound that is Nick. The bed is rocking beneath them, squeaking ever so slightly as the fireworks outside illuminate the room in bright flashes of color. Then suddenly, the whimpering stops and Jeff can see the brunet's hands grabbing fistfuls of the comforter, shortly followed by a choked-out cry as Nick spurts all over the sheets. His body is trembling, but Jeff doesn't stop. If anything he increases his speed as he rides him through his aftershocks, successfully torturing his prostate and leaving bruise marks where his fingers hold on for the dear life of it. Nick is pleading. He is whining. Gasping. "Too much, please, no more," he utters, but the blond is once again not stopping. He doesn't have to; not until he wants to or their safeword gets thrown in the mix.

Writhing underneath Jeff's ruthless touch, between the tight heat that forms at his spine and the burn of his tears, Nick feels like he's being torn apart. And then, finally, Jeff pulls out, quickly turns him around and again pins him to the bed. He jerks himself as he moves onto the mattress and up to straddle Nick's chest, then nudges his lips apart and fucks his mouth like he promised he would. His head is tilted back as he works himself, his wanton groans filling the dead silent room before he fills Nick's mouth with thick streaks of hot come. His head falls to his chest, blond fringe covering his eyes from sight, and after a while he looks at his lover, just about coming down from his high, fascinated by the fucked out look in the brunet's dark eyes. He grins lazily as he wipes a sticky droplet off Nick's chin and feeds it to him. "How do you find the taste of your defeat?" he asks, playing with the brunet's swollen lower lip, his breathing still a little labored.

With crinkling eyes, Nick darts his tongue out and gives Jeff's thumb a quick lick. "Bittersweet."

TBC

awww.. and afterwards they hug it out and tell each other that they did well...

Wanna have a guess at Niff's safeword? (it's a name, it's sort of sentimental? ..and not sexy to them at all... Chp. 1/2)

See ya :) xoxo