A/N: Ok, just so everyone knows, this is going to be shortened. Just because I've never read the book, and the movie is long, and I didn't wanna go through the whole movie, so be prepared. The witch's death scene is a little different. Also, this is Cam's dream, and I don't normally include her, so this is a one-time only thing. Because I don't know her character that well, some of the things I've included previously aren't here, such as the character interaction factor. It was difficult to write, so sorry in advance. I did my best. Thanks to rebekadunn for the suggestion. Sorry it took so long to get this up hun! Enjoy!

Cam-Wizard of Oz

Once upon a time there was a deliciously Wicked Witch who lived in land called Oz. She had a crystal ball that allowed her to see anything she wanted in the whole land. One day, she watched the crystal closely as it focused on Munchkin land. She was watching her sister, the witch of the East harass the little people that inhabited the town.



All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a house fell to the earth, landing directly on her sister. The wicked witch, whose name was Cam, immediately jumped on her broomstick and headed to Munchkin land. Whoever had killed her sister wasn't going to get away with it. Although, she reflected, now that she was dead, she wouldn't need those cute ruby slippers any longer. Yes, the slippers were hers!

When she arrived, she noticed a girl standing in front of the house, holding a small piglet in her arms.

"You killed my sister!" Cam yelled out. She pointed at the ruby colored shoes on the girl's feet. "And you stole her slippers!"

The reply was instant. "No, I didn't."

"Yes you did! You're wearing them right now!"

"No, I'm not." She clutched the pig closer. "Who are you anyway?"



"I'm the Wicked Witch of the West. My name's Cam. Who are you? I want to know who I'm about to kill."

The girl remained unafraid. "I'm Temperance, and this is Jasper." She held up the pig.

"Well, say good-bye Temperance!" She was about to cast a spell when a glowing ball of light appeared, getting closer and closer. Angela, the Good Witch of the North. Damn it all. Cam turned to leave.

"This isn't over. I'll get you…and your little pig too!" With that she flew off to her lair, watching the events through her crystal ball.

The ball of light turned into a person and Temperance rubbed her eyes at the light that surrounded her.

"Hi, Temperance!"



"Who are you, and where are we?"

"I'm Angela, the Good Witch of the North. And this is the land of Oz."

"I don't wanna be here. I want to go home. I'm a scientist. I need to get back."

"Ok, ok. Not in the market for a vacation I see. All you have to do is follow the yellow brick…actually it's more of a goldenrod, don't you think? Follow the goldenrod brick road. It'll take you to the great Wizard of Oz. He can help you get back home. Oh, and I have to ask; where did you get those shoes? They're adorable!"

Temperance gestured to the dead witch under the house. "They were on her feet."

"Eww, in that case forget it. Make sure you don't take them off. The Wicked Witch Cam will be after them."

"Got it."

"I think that's all I have to say. You'd better get going. If you leave now, you just might get there by the end of the day."

Temperance nodded, and started off down the brick road, carrying Jasper in her arms.

"Curse you Angela!" Cam muttered at the crystal. She'd figured Temperance would have to take the shoes off eventually, but thanks to Angela's warning, the odds were now pretty slim. Still, there was the off chance she'd forget the warning. She continued to watch.

Temperance was walking down the road when she passed by a field, in which was a scarecrow. To her surprise, he looked at her and raised a hand in greeting.

"This place is strange. Witches and living scarecrows? What's next?"

"What's your name?" the scarecrow asked.



"I'm Temperance. This is Jasper. And you are?"

"Call me Booth."

"Why are you in this field? There's nothing here, so the crows wouldn't even come."

"I'm undercover. I work for the OBI (Oz Bureau of Investigation). Where are you off to?"

"I'm on my way to see the Wizard. He's going to help Jasper and I get home."

"The Wizard huh? I wonder if he could get me a new gun." He pulled the weapon from its holster and held it up for her inspection. It had seen better days.

Temperance's ears pricked up at the word 'gun'. She'd always wanted a weapon of her own. She shrugged. "I don't know. He might. You can come with me if you'd like, and see if he'll help you."



"All right, I will. Not much I can do about my assignment without a gun." He joined her on the goldenrod brick road, and they continued on together.

Cam glared into her crystal ball. Temperance was making friends. How adorable. The witch felt sick just thinking about it. She continued observing, thinking that if Temperance didn't take the slippers off before arriving at the Wizard's she'd just have to go there herself.

Soon Temperance and Booth came across a man made of tin. His eyes caught Temperance's as they went past.

"I had to ask what was next, didn't I?" she sighed and walked over to the tin man, who was in need of oil. She picked up the nearby oil can and squeezed some into the tin joints.

Once he could move and talk again, the tin man said, "Thank you! Man, I thought no one was ever going to come by here again. This road doesn't get traveled very much anymore."

"Who are you?" Booth asked. The tin man turned to him, eyes wide.



"Whoa! A talking scarecrow!" He reached out and poked Booth in the chest.

"Hey, watch it!"

"That's just trippy," the tin man commented, still poking at Booth.

"Speak for yourself," Temperance said. "Cause right now, I'm looking at a man made out of tin."

"Oh, sorry. Yea, I'm made of tin. Name's Hodgins." He held out a tin hand, which both Temperance and Booth shook.

"I'm Booth. This is Temperance and Jasper."

"Jasper? That's a weird name for a girl."

Temperance sighed and held Jasper out to Hodgins. "This is Jasper."

"Ohh, right, the pig. Where you goin?"

"We're going to see the Wizard. I need to get home and Booth needs a new gun."

"Sweet. Can I go too? Maybe the Wizard can get me some new flesh eating beetles."

Booth made a face and Hodgins eyed him. "What? I like bugs. Plus, I'm made of tin, so they can't hurt me." He knocked his chest with his fist for emphasis.

"I suppose you could join us," Temperance said, and the three continued on their way.

As they walked, they heard a noise, which made them stop short. It sounded almost like a roar, but it didn't have quite enough strength behind it.

"Is someone there?" Temperance asked.

"Yea, come out so we can kick your ass!" Hodgins called. "Oh, and we got a guy with a gun too!"

"Ixnay on the ungay," Booth muttered.

"Huh?"

"You don't know Pig Latin? My gun's busted."

"Oh." Hodgins looked back to where the noise had come from. "Forget the gun dude. But the ass kicking threat still stands!"

A lion stepped shyly out from the bushes. "Please don't harm me. I'm very non-threatening."

Temperance stepped closer, despite the warnings from her companions. "You're a lion?"

"Correct. But, I don't kill people. Or scarecrows. Or tin men. Or pigs." He looked at each of them in turn. "I'm Zach."

"I'm Temperance. This is Jasper, my pig; the tin man is Hodgins, and the scarecrow is Booth. He's with the OBI."

"Am I in trouble?" Zach looked worried.

"No, we're just going to see the Wizard. She needs to get home, he needs some bugs, and I need a new gun," Booth explained.

"I see. Could I possibly join you? Perhaps I could ask the Wizard for a girlfriend. I've been told I need one."

"And how," Booth muttered to Hodgins and they both snickered.



Temperance glared at them and nodded. "Of course you can come."

They traveled on down the goldenrod brick road, and Hodgins spoke up.

"Aren't we supposed to join arms, skip, and sing some song about going to see the Wizard?"

"Like hell I'm doing that," Booth said, and the others echoed their agreement.

"Fine, fine, I just thought…" He trailed off as they arrived at the castle that was the home of the Wizard.

"A green castle?" Temperance hadn't expected that.

"It's emerald actually," Zach corrected.

"Emerald is still green," Temperance pointed out.

"Point taken, although…" Zach was prepared to go on but Booth cut him off.

"Can we go inside, oh, I don't know, sometime this century?" Booth asked impatiently.

They headed up to the castle doors, and at first were denied entry until the doorman noticed the ruby slippers on Temperance's feet.

From her crystal ball, Cam watched them enter. "Damn!" she swore loudly. She grabbed her broomstick and left her lair to fly to the Wizard's castle to claim her new shoes.

Once inside the castle, the little group was ushered into a room where a floating head greeted them in a deep booming voice.

"I am the Wizard of Oz, the great and powerful Lance Sweets!"



Booth stifled a laugh. "Sweets?!"

"Silence scarecrow!"

"Fine. Whatever you say Sweets."

"That's great and powerful Wizard Sweets to you!" the voice boomed.

Temperance set Jasper down so she could speak to the floating head. The little pig ran over to a curtain that was on the other side of the room, catching it in his teeth and pulling it back to reveal a skinny, young looking guy talking into a megaphone.

He felt their eyes on him and immediately pulled the curtain back into place.

"Pay no attention to the totally awesome guy behind the curtain!"

Temperance stalked over to the curtain and flung it back. "You're really him aren't you? You're the Wizard of Oz?"

The guy let out a sigh and stepped away from the curtain. "Yea, I am. I just thought the head was more intimidating."

"Nice try Sweets," Booth commented.

"Can you help us out?" Hodgins asked.

"I can try. Of course, since you figured me out, you probably also know that I don't have any magical powers or anything like that."

He looked at Zach. "What do you want lion?"

"I would like a girlfriend. Please."

The Wizard thought for a moment. "Oh, I know just the girl. She lives a few miles from here. Her name's Naomi. I can give you her address and you can pay her a visit. Just say you know me." He handed Zach a piece of paper with the address on it.

"Thank you."

"Anytime. What about you tin man?"

"I want some flesh eating beetles."

"Ok, umm…lemme think. Oh, there's a place near the poppy field that is crawling with all sorts of insects. There may be some flesh eating beetles there, and if there aren't, there's bound to be something that'll catch your interest. Here's a map to help you find the way."

"Thanks dude…uh, Wizard."



"Don't mention it. Scarecrow?"

"What?"

"What can I do for you?"

"Oh, right. Well, I need a new gun. My old one's kinda out of commission." He showed the firearm to the Wizard.

"Wow, all right. Hang on." He left the room, and returned with a submachine gun. "Sorry. It's not like your old one, but this was all I could find."

"I'll just have to make it work, I guess." The scarecrow was grinning as he took the gun. "Thanks Sweets."

"Not a problem. How about you?" He looked at Temperance.



"Jasper and I would like to go home."

"Not so fast!" Cam appeared inside the room. "You're not going anywhere until I get those shoes!"

"They're mine. Good Witch Angela said I wasn't supposed to take them off."

"You'll take them off or else!"

"Hang on, I got this," Hodgins said. He retrieved a bucket of water and splashed it on Cam.

She looked at Hodgins and then down at herself. "What the hell was that for? Now I'm all wet! Idiot, you're next as soon as I deal with the girl and her pig."

"Don't you touch Jasper," Brennan said, clutching the piglet protectively.



"Oh, for the love of God, everyone get out of the way," Booth said. The solution of how to get rid of Cam was so easy. Everyone moved away and Booth opened fire.

Cam sat up in bed, eyes wide and breath coming out in short pants. Why did she just die in her dream? She shook her head to clear it, and smashed her head back in the pillow. That was it. No more staying up late watching classic movies.

A/N: Hey, I hope that was all right. Again, it was rather hard to write, but hopefully it's ok. You all know how it ends. She goes back home and all's well that ends well. I just wanted to cut it off after Cam dies since it's her dream. Thanks for reading!