Act 3 Chapter 5
Parcel mistress go to derse. You can't go to derse because you are already on derse. You got here a small while ago after tailing that derse agent to a transportalizer which brought you to derse. Now all you have to do is make your way into the towers and wake up the children in each tower. You decide to start with the nearest one which holds a young man. Parcell mistress dump the bucket.
Krow wake up and spazz out. What maniac wakes a person up buy dropping a full bucket of water in their head, and no you don't mean the water in the bucket on you, you legitimately mean the actual bucket as it is full of water. You decide to express how angered you are by taking the bucket from her and throwing it out your window.
Krow be Dany
Well you can't be Dany because is still...
*SPLASH*
What in the world?! It would seem that someone tossed a bucket of water at you, you look out your window to see your neighbor at his window as well you wave at him and decide to go meet him. You fly over to him and engage in conversation.
Dany: Hi Krow.
Krow: Sup.
Dany: So this is what you look like in person. I like your pajamas.
Krow: First off these pajamas suck ass, I mean they're comfy but they look retarded.
Dany: I think You look nice, I never would have guessed that purple pants and a purple shirt would have looked good on you.
Krow: These look fucking retarded, I mean look at what they gave you. Who in the fuck wears a dress to sleep in?!
Dany: Oh lighten up. So since we're here what do you want to do?
Krow: I want to check out our means of psychicness. Let's see if these God's are as terrifying as we were told. I hope they are that'd be the one cool thing in this place.
Dany: All right but whatever we do we can't see any of the Dersians, we may live on this moon but they are still our enemies.
Krow: Yeah whatever let's go.
Krow and Dany check out the furthest ring. Parcel Mistress return to Prospit.
Niko go back to exploring. Now that your client player is in the game you can head back and explore your new land, besides your client player can't respond under water or else she would ruin her computer, you should remember to tell her to make one that can be used underwater. Speaking of water you should probably go make that those things you wanted to make, you just need to stop by your bros room.
You make your way through the house and towards your bros room. While your in there you meet as well check if he has any other strife specibus cards you could grab because he has a pretty sweet wakizashi in his room and if you had the blade kind specibus then you could relate more with Krow.
You enter his room and see all kinds of anime posters, video games, cook books that have been torn apart in frustration, some zombie stuff, various manga, and a few ninja items like smoke bombs. He seems to have his wardrobifier set to randomization as well, and his bed has a lovely dark blue sheet on it.
You take the smoke bombs in preparation for your new creation, you also look towards his wakizashi stand.
On his stand is a note and now wakizashi, oh well you didn't find a strife card so you couldn't use it anyway. You read the note.
Dear lil' Bro,
I took my wakizashi with me earlier today so I'm sorry if you wanted to use it. But to be fair it is my sword. Anyway remember to have a good day and I'll be home tonight to wish you goodnight, that is if this place even has a night.
-love Bro.
Well that solves that mystery. No time for messing around, go and make yourself some the cool new items. You went to the alchemiter and made yourself some flashbangs by mixing the smoke bombs with the flashlight and some water bomb arrows by mixing your arrows with the water bottle and the smoke bombs. You like the new arrows but you suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to test the arrows on something and you have just the right training dummy to do it.
You pull out lil' Cal and set him up against the a crystal growing in your front yard.
You take your aim and...FIRE!
*DING*
Niko: What the?!
Suddenly your pesterchum alarm sounds and throws off your concentration causing your arrow to fly off, (off in the distance your Bro is exploring when the arrow hits an imp that was about to sneak attack him which causes it to explode into a wet puddle of grist.)
You better answer your computer, besides you want to let whoever is messaging you know just what they did. You put on your computer headset glasses and begin the chat.
TimaeusTestified [TT] began trolling DomesticatedPyroh [DP]
TT: stop trying to kill lil' Cal.
TT: how in the hell did you manage to get him anyways?
DP: YOU MADE ME MISS!
DP: I HAD A CRYSTAL CLEAR SHOT AND YOU MADE ME MISS!
DP: now that I've gotten that out, hi.
TT: hi now as I was saying, stop using lil' Cal as a training dummy. He's too cool for that shit.
DP: he's actually really creepy. But if it bugs you that me and my bro keep using him for target practice then I'll make sure me and him stop using the little guy. But there is no way in hell we are keeping him in the house.
You take Cal and throw him into the breeze and let him float away carelessly.
DP: is that okay?
TT: it's better than seeing him getting shot at all the time.
DP: so think you can tell me your N/S?
TT: my name's Dirk Strider, and I'm a guy.
DP: it's a pleasure to meet you Dirk, I suppose you already know my info.
TT: yes I do, I'm like a mother fucking hawk with your info, watching and making sure that it grows to it's fullest as it learns how to fly, in a completely ironic sense of course.
DP: I know that this isn't the meaning of irony but for some reason I can't help but think of a robot hawk.
TT: …
DP: …
TT: … with laser eyes.
DP: OH MY GOSH YES!
TT: well now I know what my next project is.
DP: send me pics PLEASE! I have to see this.
TT: alright I'll make it later and send you some pics.
DP: YES!
TT: Anyway aside from that I just figure I might as well check out the new players in this game. I like your weapons by the way.
DP: thanks.
You head through your gate and are now wandering through your land once again you immediately run into basilisks and ogres. Finally some targets for your new weapons.
TT: do you need me to message you later? You look kind of busy.
DP: Nah I can handle this.
TT: Here I just finished the bot what do you think?
You cancel out the basilisk's fire by using your water arrows causing them all to get a water arrow through the head, you then you the flash bangs to blind the ogre and take it out from behind.
DP: It looks awesome, and are you fist bumping its wing? Pure awesomeness.
TT: thanks glad you like it. Anyway I'll check in on your progress later.
DP: Bye.
TimaeusTestified [TT] ceased trolling DomesticatedPyroh [DP]
Well that was fun and now you have an epic pic of Dirk and a robot hawk. Oh it looks like someone else is messaging you as well.
CarcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling DomesticatedPyroh [DP]
CG: DAMN IT YOU STUPID NOOKWHIFFING FUCKASS!
DP: hey I thought we were friends what's with the insults.
CG: BECAUSE OF YOU THE STUPID STRIDER MADE A FUCKING LASER FEATHER BEAST LUSUS AND NOW IT WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
DP: whoops. Sorry about that Karkat.
CG: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE. NOW STOP FUCKING AROUND AND KEEP MOVING, YOU HAVE SOME THINGS TO KILL SO GO DO THAT ALREADY AND STOP GIVING THIS GROUP OF IDIOTS AND PSYCHOPATHS EVEN MORE INSANE IDEAS THAN THE ONES THEY ALREADY COME UP WITH! AND SORRY FOR THE RUDE HELLO.
DP: It's okay and I'll try.
DomesticatedPyroh [DP] ceased being trolled by CarcinoGeneticist [CG]
Stop being a nookwhiff and head off already.