This is mostly some funny fluff. It was suppose to be a lot funnier, with extream flirting, but it just didn't end up flowing. I hope you like what I did get though. Enjoy!

Fratinizing with Potatos

"Hello, I'm Colin, Colin McCrae. Would you like to join me for dinner?" Colin asked Stephanie as soon as they were inside.

"I'm sorry, you don't even know my name. We are strangers, and I don't like to have dinner with people I just met. Sorry, I can't," Stephanie said, playing up to her part, flicking blond curls over her shoulder. Colin stood there in bewilderment, Logan tried to hide his laughter. He rolled his eyes at Colin, and then turned to Rory.

"Hey, I'm Logan Huntzberger, and I would love to know who you are," Logan said to Rory, giving her his million dollar smile.

"Sorry, not interested," Rory replied, looking away disdainfully. It was Collin's turn to laugh.

"Hello, my name is Stephanie Vanderbilt, and you are?" Stephanie introduced herself to Rory.

"I'm Lorelai Gilmore, but call me Rory. Lets go get a drink," Rory and Stephanie walked off towards the punch table, not looking back at the stunned boys.

"What... What just happened? That's not what's suppose to happen," Colin sputtered

"I think they are playing us at our own game," Logan said, equally stunned

"So, Lorelai," Stephanie said, when they reached the punch table, still playing their game

"It's Rory," Rory corrected

"Oh yes. Anyways, what relationships are you in currently? Anything juicy? I love to hear gossip from my new friends," Stephanie said

"Oh well, I was in a wonderful relationship, then forced to marry against my will, then I had a scandalous affair right before the wedding, got pregnant, then got married to the man I didn't love, then was with him for a few years, raising the child who wasn't his, then I had another affair with my daughters father again, finally got the nerve to divorce my husband, and am now happily together with the man I have always loved." Rory summarized, playing along

"Such a fairy tale, happily ever after and everything," Stephanie sighed, sipping her punch

"Oh look, those two seem to have gotten to know each other very quickly," Rory said, looking towards Finn and Rosemary, who were already making out against the far wall

"So, my wonderful new friend who I'm sure will remain so until the day we both die, what do you say we go party. Those guys over there are definitely checking us out, what do you say we indulge their fantasies?" Stephanie smiled, nodding her head slightly in the direction of a small group of guys Rory hadn't met before. The group was standing a few feet away from a still visibly annoyed Logan and Colin, perfect.

"Hey boys," Rory said, gliding over to them, Stephanie beside her

"Hey ladies, how you doing?" The shorter of the mainly interested pair said, smiling in a way of clearly flirting.

"Oh we're fine, but we are here all alone, and it's scary to be a girl out in that sea of jerks just looking to get a handful of ass," Stephanie said sweetly, pouting slightly. Rory almost choked at Stephanie's clearly fake sincerity, but the boys were eating it up. Logan and Colin were beginning to notice that something was going on.

"I'll protect you babe," The guy with slight brown curls told Rory, stepping closer

"I'm Andy," The smaller guy, who had longer blond hair that matched Stephanie's for color, introduced himself, "And this is my bud Jack,"

"Well, I'm Rory, and this is my friend Stephanie," Rory said, carefully blinking her eyes in a way that she had found made guys think she was sweet, innocent, and easy.

"Wanna dance?" Jack asked, his smile was slightly crooked.

"Of course," Rory said, quickly glancing to see if Logan had heard. Andy and Stephanie followed them out of the dance floor. The song had a popular beat, though Rory couldn't quite place it. It was clear that Jack had taken her bait, and was trying to get as close as possible to her. They grinded on the dance floor, next to an equally close Stephanie and Andy, in plain sight of Logan and Colin, who seemed to be sulking; the night just didn't seem to be going their way. The song ended, and Rory was about to go over and apologize to an upset Logan, but a black haired girl suddenly appeared at the table where he sat, and with an evil glance toward Rory, he began to talk to her. Rory's jaw dropped, and she changed her course, heading towards Jack and Andy's table, conveniently beside Logan's.

"So, what do you do?" Rory asked, taking another swig of her punch

"You mean for my job, or for..." Jack grinned suggestively. Rory almost gagged, but held composure.

"Your job," she choked, seeing Stephanie laughing silently at her

"I am a computer engineer part-time, but I play some football for a league in Boston." Jack unconsciously flexed his muscles.

Rory saw the black haired girl flick her hair and giggle at something Logan had said. "That's really hot," Rory almost laughed out loud when she realized how much like Paris Hilton she sounded like. She caught Logan's eye, over Jacks shoulder. Logan grinned at her, before leaning up to kiss the black haired girl lightly on the cheek.

"You want to go make-out?" Rory asked Jack suddenly

"Uh, sure, yeah," Jack looked surprised, but happy. He wasn't bad looking, he was actually pretty cute, but he clearly wasn't used to hot girls randomly asking to go make out right after he met them.

"Stephanie, we're going to go have some fun in the hall," Rory winked at her, speaking loud enough that Logan was bound to hear

"Hey, there isn't suppose to be any fraternizing with men. Remember what Lo... I mean Mr. Huntzberger, said," Stephanie gave Rory a pleading look, Andy wasn't as much of a charmer as Jack was.

"You should have some fun to, it's the perfect time," Rory jerked her head in Colin's direction, he was glowering at Stephanie.

"You go have fun, I need to ask that man for... a map of the ship," Stephanie lied, quickly walking over to see Colin. Rory looked to see if she should go back to Logan, but he was still flirting with the lack haired girl, obviously flaunting Rory's trick in her face.

"Common Jack, I heard the hallway is really nice this time of night," Rory said, tugging his arm towards the exit.

"Sure," Jack said happily, as they walked directly past Logan on the way out. As soon as they were outside, Rory stopped to catch her breath. She wasn't sure what to do now. Logan wasn't there, so it wouldn't actually matter if she really did make out with Jack or not. Poor Jack was standing there nervously. He was definitely a player, but maybe he hadn't had enough alcohol to come on to her. Rory leaned against the wall, but at that moment Logan and the black haired girl emerged from the room.

"Kiss me," Rory quickly, pulling herself into Jack, who graciously obliged. Rory tried to ignore Jack's tongue darting into her mouth, and his hands wandering up and down her body, as she snuck peeks of Logan's doings with the black haired girl. They seemed to just be talking, with a kiss here and there. Rory almost said something, when Jacks hands suddenly went to her chest, but watching Logan was taking up most of her time. She watched as Logan leaned over and whispered something in the girls ear. She giggled obnoxiously, and nodded her head. The pair started to walk away, the girl glancing behind her every few feet.

Rory pulled away from Jack, who groaned in displeasure, trying to lean back in for more. "I'm sorry, I have to go," Rory said, giving him her most gorgeous smile

"What, no," He whined, holding on to her arm

"Yes," Rory forced a giggle, to make him happy, "But I'll see you around," She bit her lip in that cute, sensual way

"Fine, but I'm holding you to that," Jack reluctantly released her arm, and she darted after Logan and the mystery girl.

"Logie, how much further," The girl complained, Rory noting who annoyingly high pitched it was.

"Logan, could I talk to you for a sec?" Rory called, walking quickly after them. Logan whirled around to look at her, grinning.

"And you are?" The girl asked, her lip curling in distaste. She didn't wait for an answer, "Look, Logan's busy, why don't you go back to the party,"

"Look Alexis," Logan started

"It's Alexa," The girl corrected, annoyed

"Of course. This is one of my business associates. We have some important things to discuss regarding work, and it can't wait. Why don't you go back to the party and I'll come look for you later," Logan told her

"Why can't I just go wait back in your room, wouldn't that be easier?" Alexa was clearly confused, her dark eyes clouded over and she frowned

"The party is much more exciting than my room, and besides, this could take a while," Logan said smoothly

"Fine," Alexa sighed discontentedly, shooting Rory a glare as she walked away.

"So, hey boss, what did you want to talk about?" Logan asked, leaning back against the wall

"What was that?" Rory said angrily

"What was what?"

"The girl, taking her to your room,"

"Who said I was taking her to my room? I didn't say that,"

"Don't give me that. It was so obvious she was looking to get in your bed,"

"Well, that guy in the hall already managed to get in your mouth," He pointed out

"That wasn't real," Rory was walking now, down the hall quickly, her hands in the air

"The way he shoved his tongue down your throat and felt you up looked pretty real," Logan walked equally as fast

"Stephanie and I were just playing a game, what you were doing was completely different,"

"The game of jealously, I think we played it pretty well both ways,"

"I am not jealous," Rory scoffed. Logan looked at her sceptically

"I was playing by your rules, meeting new people, not fraternizing with anyone I didn't know,"

"I think grinding, flirting, and making out, counts as fraternizing,"

"But I know him. His name was Jack, he's a computer engineer and plays football. You couldn't even get the girls name right,"

"Rory..." Logan said quietly

"Alexa, Alexis, I'm sure girls are potato, potahto, with you," She continued ranting

"Rory..." He said again, smirking

"But taking her to your room, that was going a bit far,"

"Rory," He said louder

"What," She stopped walking to turn to glare at him

"I love you. Kiss me," His arms had already found their way around her, pinning her to the wall.

"What? Wait, no," She protested, but the door behind her had already swung open, and Logan walk moving her slowly inside.

"Shh..." He said softly, kissing her lightly as she slowly crumpled onto the bed

"I'm still very annoyed at you," she didn't even sound the slightest bit annoyed to herself

"Thats fine," He smirked, lips working at her neck. She moaned softly, not able to help herself. He rolled over, so she was suddenly straddling him. She leaned over, her hands wandering up under his shirt, before tearing it open. In a sudden rush of lust, all clothing was ripped off.

"Wait, what if someone walks in on us?" Rory said suddenly, sitting up before Logan had finished unlocking her bra.

"It's my room, I don't think they will," He smirked at her

"What? Your room?" She looked at him in astonishment

"What can I say, I plan ahead more than you give me credit for," His hands went back up, pulling her down to him again

"What? So you knew.. I would follow you and that girl... it was all planned... it was just a trick to get me here... you little..." Rory glared at him

"Don't think, kiss," Logan flipped her under him again, locking their lips again. His hands caressed her soft, perfect skin. Within five minutes, all clothing was strewn about the floor, and the sheets with entwined with their bodies.

"You know, you are breaking your rule of not fraternizing between the sexes on this trip," Rory said, cut off bye a cry of pain and pleasure, she bit his shoulder.

"You know, you are breaking your rule of not giving me any for three years," He countered, smirking at her

"Shut up and kiss me again," She said, her lips finding his again.

Random romantic fluff. I wanted a fun romance scene w/ RL, so yay. It wasn't my best, but it's ok. Press the pretty review button, even if you didn't think it was all that.