The New Kid
Chapter 11: The Explosive Conclusion
Back at 2 Fort...
"WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT IS THAT!" Zach shouted as a flaming dragon flew through the air and roasted half of the BLU Team.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHA BURN ALL OF YOU! BURN! BURN!" Sean shouted in complete and utter rage as he chased after the fleeing BLUs.
"YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THE FIRE BITCHES!" Sean screamed as he fired a fire pillar from the ground in front of them, blocking the entrances back to the BLUs base.
"ALICE! DID YOU REALLY GIVE HIM THE MONSTER FLAME ABILITY I WAS GOING TO COPY! THOSE AREN'T CHEAP YOU KNOW!" The Cloaked Figure roared in rage as he comedically flung a coffee table over his head.
"Sorry master..." she whispered as she watched Sean prepare to roast the BLUs.
"Then I guess I'll just take away that ability then!" Nega shouted as he started to create a wave of dark energy.
Back at 2 Fort...
"YEAH HA HA HA!" Sean roared with enjoyment as he completely roasted the BLUs in a fiery tornado.
"I LOVE THIS! I LOVE TH-" Sean cheered until suddenly, the ability disappeared into a orange star and fell into the water, where it exploded.
"Oh well... GET TO THE INTEL!" Sean screamed as he made a mad dash to the intel room.
"Zach! What do you have all of those on for!" Cassandra asked as Zach ran past her with his secret weapon on.
"Helping out a friend" he answered as he chased after Sean.
"GETTING THE MOTHER TRUCKING INTEL! AND FOR SOME REASON I'M ANNOUNCING THAT BECAUSE I'M A PYROMANIAC, SO I BURN WHATEVER THE FLOCK GETS IN MY FLOCKING WAY!" Sean sang as he incinerated all of the BLUs who got in his path.
"TIME FOR SOME HEADS TO ROLL!" Sean roared as he cut off the heads of the male and female BLU Scouts in one swing from his battleaxe.
"QUICKLY! HE's GONE FULL BLOWN CRAZY! EVERYONE HOLD OUT IN THE INTELLIGENCE ROOM!" The BLU Male Soldier roared into a megaphone as they all scrambled into the tiny office, and barred the doors with dispensers and sentries.
"Dammit! They barred the doors from the inside! Now how do we get the intel?" Sean thought when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"I think I could be a big help" Zach said as Seans eyes opened wide in shock at what he was wearing.
"Wait... The door! It's being broken open! Quickly everyone prepare to fire on my command!" The BLU Soldiers commanded the others,not ready to give up the intel without a fight.
"ALLAHOOACKBAH!" Zach shouted as he flew through the air along with Sean.
"OH DEAR LORD WHAT DOES HE HAVE ON!" The BLU Engineers shouted in fear.
Zach was completely covered in explosions, only showing his eyes. He had any kind of bomb you could think of. Grenades, napalms, fragmentation, he even had a mini nuke!
"Wait you have a mini nuke!" Sean screamed as he just noticed the sentence above this one telling about it.
"YOU MUST DIE!" Zach shouted as he pulled a giant pin on his back, as all of the bombs started to fizz.
"WHAT THE FU-"
Back at the RED Fort...
"Where did Sean go- SWEET JESUS IS THAT A MUSHROOM CLOUD!" Dell asked as the whole team looked at the giant Mushrrom cloud that stood where the BLU base was.
"Then they both must be dead, there's no way they could have survived that explosion!" Cassandra said, covering her mouth with her hat to avoid inhaling any dust and ashes.
"And we just finished fixing the teleporter so he could go home..." Claire muttered as the whole team bowed their heads in silence.
Back at the destroyed, burning ruins of the BLU base...
The world turned completely black after that explosion for Sean, he could only feel a strange beating and intense warmth.
"Sean? Are you alright?" a familiar, feminine voice kept asking.
"Huh?" Sean muttered as he felt his head pulled up, and he immediately broke out into a sweat and started getting a nosebleed, seeing that he had his head in Alices busom.
"Your alright!" Alice shouted in relief as she pulled him into a spine snapping hug.
"WHY DID YOU SHOVE ME INTO YOUR CHEST!" Sean shouted his question while trying to squirm out of her hold.
"I thought you would like it if I did. It usually makes you happy in the future" Alice said as she started drawing in the sand in front of her.
"Wait when did I even say that! Future?" Sean asked, even more sweat cascading down his face.
"OH NO! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH AGAIN! MASTERS GOING TO KILL ME EVEN MORE! GOODBYE MY LOVE!" She shouted in a very scared and embarrassed tone just before she gave Sean a long kiss, erasing all of his memories of her and all that she told him.
"Goodbye Sean! We will definetly spend more time in the future together!" Alice blew another kiss at Sean which landed on the unconscious boys forehead and jumped into the portal she created.
"WOOZAH! What happened here?" Sean asked himself as he looked at the remains of the BLU base surrounding him.
"Here... Take the intel..." Zach muttered as he held his arm out with the intel in it.
"Zach! Don't worry man I'm gonna get you out of here!" Sean shouted as he attempted to pull the rocks and debris off of him.
"Just go... I'll respawn as soon as I die anyways..." Zach beckoned as Sean obeyed and ran back to the RED Base with the intel.
While Zach laid there a long time after Sean ran off, he suddenly felt all of the stone, concrete, and metal flung off of him by a great force.
"Who the?" Zach started to ask when he was grabbed by the neck tight and held high over Seans head.
"Sean? Why are you here?" Zach asked as he got a good look at him, but something seemed different about him, a very dark and powerful feeling.
"Stupid boy! I am not that disgusting cheeseburger obsessed pyromaniac! I am far superior in every aspect!" the strange purple Sean shouted before giving him a powerful punch in the side.
"Now before I go, it's time for you to look on yourself in a whole new light!" he roared as he tossed Zach into a black hole filled with clocks covered in a strange mist.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Zach screamed as he fell in this strange portal clock filled portal
Back at the base...
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DESTROYED THE BLU'S AND BROUGHT BACK THE INTEL, ALL WITHOUT A RESPAWN CHIP! YOU DESERVE A MEDAL!" Jane Doe complimented as he gave Sean a hard pat on the back.
"Speaking of medals, here, we want you to have this" Scarlet said as she handed Sean a Companion Cube Pin.
"What for?" Sean asked her. "Because you were one of the best recruits I've seen! And probably one of the only ones!" Dell complimented also.
"Strongest baby in history of war!" Nikolai added.
"We couldn't have done it without you!" Rictofen also complimented.
"Mmph!" Sarah and Kyle shouted.
"Thanks so much guys! It was really greets to meet all of ya!" Sean thanked when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Hey, we also decided, although it's dangerous, that we would give you this!" Hilary said as she held open a box of 24 needles filled with a Red glowing energy.
"Is this?" Sean asked.
"Yes, Maximum dosages of ubercharge! Inject one into your body, and you'll be ubercharged for a longer period then most of the time. But don't use them too often, it's a prototype. Only use it when absolutely necessary." Rictofen explained.
"This is awesome! Thanks so much!" Sean thanked again.
"Heres your ride Sean" Dell said as the teleporter started glowing green and started shaking.
"Better get going!" Sean said as he waved goodbye inside the teleporter.
"GOODBYE SEAN!" They all waved him off as he soon disappeared in a flash of light.
"Can't let there only be one team now can we? Better make sure that we even the odds!" The Dark Doppleganger said as he used his dark magic to rebuild the BLU base and respawn all of them.
"Now before I continue with my master plan, I want to watch these imbeciles kill each other for a empty briefcase some more!" The Dark Doppleganger said as he tore into a bag of Popcorn with a sadistic grin on his mug.
"I'm so glad I'm home! Can't wait to tell everyone about my adventure! But if I do, they'll send me to a insane asylum, hopefully not Arkham Asylum" Sean said to himself as he found himself on a burning road.
"Wait... Where am I?" Sean asked as he walked up to a sign.
"MERCY CITY: POPULATION, 0" the large spray painted on sign read.
"Better investigate" Sean thought as he walked into the city, before he noticed something sticking out of the ground.
"YOU DID IT! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" Sean screamed as he looked at the Statue Of Liberty sticking out of the ground halfway.
"Well... Enough of reenacting Planet Of The Apes, let's go investigate! Oh I forgot to give the pyro stuff back to them! But it's not like I would have given it so easily hehehe" Sean thought as he walked through the barren streets of Mercy City.
"Wait... This seems familiar..." Sean thought when he suddenly heard a loud roar and a whole bunch of pale skinned people running st him.
"Oh now I know!" Sean shouted as he ran into a alley and prepared to burn them all to kingdom come.
"BURN YOU HELLISH BEASTS!" Sean screamed as he roasted the seemingly never ending crowd of infected people as soon they grew into a giant pile of corpses, which Sean happily climbed on top and continued adding more to the pile, while during all of this, he was blaring"Huddah Huddah Huh by DWL on YouTube".
After about five minutes, the infected soon were all dead, lying in a pile of burning flesh.
"Hey excuse me?" a old man dressed in a military like uniform with a claw mark on the back of it and had white hair, while smoking a cigarette asked up to him.
"Would you like to come with us and join forces?" He asked as soon a biker dude, and someone who looked like he worked in a office building before this tragedy soon came out of the shadows, along with a young woman in a red coat.
"Sure why not?" Sean answered as he slid down the hill and shook hands with all of them, but shook hands longer with the woman.
"Safe House up ahead!" The man named Louis shouted to the four who soon ran after him and into the safe house.
"And now... Your real journey begins Sean..." Alice whispered as she watched Seans murdering of the infected and meeting the four other survivors with a big warm smile on her face, and soon took to the skies with her black wings.
The End? The adventure continues in 'An Unexpected Turn Of Events'
Hope you all enjoyed reading this fanfiction, hope you had some laughs and also that you had a great Christmas break!