First things first, I apologize for updating this late. It's already December, and I last updated on November 11th, yikes. Time flies. Anyway, I apologize again, but up to this point, most or some of you should know that I update infrequently and I attempt to make it as funny and as plot-filled as possible to make up for my tardiness.
Anyway, I realized that Mafia Post It Wars now has 10 chapters! I only realized after like … 2 weeks I threw up chapter 10 and I'm like "Oh wow, look! Chapter 10! When did I ever do that?"
Alright, I'll use magic and POOF outta here to let you read … after the usual warnings, notes and disclaimers!
Warnings: 1896. OOC-ness. DIDN'T CHECK SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CLOSELY, FIND A MISTAKE? TELL ME!
Note: THE POLL IS STILL UP FOR CHOOSING THE FIRST GENERATION, AFTER A DAY I UPDATE THIS CHAPTER, I WILL TAKE IT DOWN, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
Chapter 11:Fairy Tale Remix 4
Yamamoto smiled as he hummed and walked down the endless halls of Vongola HQ. He suddenly realized something and came to a stop.
"...Wasn't I suppose to turn right at the last corner?" He asked himself, but he didn't think for long. "Oh well, I'll just keep walking around, I'm sure I'll get there soon enough" He said cheerfully as he continued strolling down the halls.
True to his word, after an hour, he finally reached Tsuna's office still wearing the same smile he had an hour before. "Good morning Tsuna!" He greeted upon entering.
Tsuna returned the smile with a yawn. "Good morning Yamamoto-kun. You're a bit early … but then again, the rest of them could be just a bit late" Tsuna chuckled.
"Is that so? But, I don't think that's possible, Gokudera would never be late." Yamamoto said taking a seat after setting his sword to lean against his boss's desk.
"Oh right! I sent Gokudera to make some coffee, after all he is on this mission … and he'llprobably fall asleep." Tsuna said, sighing. "The only one I'm actually worried about is him, Mukuro. I had Hibari go to wake him up, but knowing him..."
"Hahaha! He probably ignored it and went off to take a nap on the roof" Yamamoto smiled, happy that he figured it out mostly on his own. "Hibari does seem to like taking naps on roofs...I wonder if he's ever fallen off or something..." Yamamoto muttered.
"Hiee?! I don't think that'll ever happen Yamamoto-kun … it's Hibari after all..." Tsuna replied, sweat dropping.
Their debate was cut short when the door was rudely kicked open. Before anyone could get a word in, Gokudera rushed to Tsuna's side and dropped down to his knees.
"Juudaime! I deeply apologize for taking so long and letting the pineapple haired bastard disturb your- Oh wait, you're just talking to the baseball idiot, never mind." Gokudera set the four cups of coffee on to the table as Mukuro stumbled his way in.
"Ngh...Cheesecake..." Mukuro muttered, dropping on to his knees before collapsing on the floor. "5 more minutes" He muttered afterwards.
The two guardians and the sky only stared in silence before Gokudera pulled out his iPhone and took a few pictures.
"Kufufufu, delete it"
"Hahaha! Ha- Pfft Kah! [cough cough] Never!"
"Ku..."
Tsuna only laughed nervously as Gokudera was practically choking on his spit while laughing at the pictures while Mukuro was sulking in his seat, clearly not liking the blackmail material Gokudera has.
"[AHEM] Anyway, since Mukuro decided to come back to Earth, we can now get this mission briefing going." Tsuna started, getting the attention of his rain, storm and mist. "There has been-"
SMASH
"...I heard nothing" Tsuna outright denied as he continued with the mission briefing.
He wasn't stalking. He was … watching.
The room was just a bit too bright for his liking, but then again, it wasn't like it was his room after all. His steel blue eyes took in everything in the room before resting its gaze on the one person sleeping silently on the lavender sheets.
Silently, he walked closer and closer until he was right beside the bed. He blinked and stood for a few minutes, taking in the sleeping face of his herbivore. Letting out a breath, he dropped down the level of the bed as she rolled to her side and faced him.
The close proximity was too much for him, and his lit up with a faint pink. 'Shit, this herbivorous situation … I don't know what to do … ' He realized. He stared at her sleeping face for a few more seconds, the pink on his face steadily raised to a red before he came to a solution.
Steeling his resolve, his arm came up and before you could yell "pervert", his fingers pinched her nose, just for a second.
In response, Chrome only grunted and rolled over, completely ignoring him...at least that's what he thought. Therefore, he narrowed his eyes and jumped on the bed and over her before pinching her nose again.
Chrome made a whining sound before rolling back over, with her arm in a backhand slap position. Hibari saw it coming 15 miles away, caught the hand and pinched her cheeks this time.
This got Chrome to finally wake up.
"Wua yew duwin hewr, Hibaka?" Chrome asked, yawning, which only hurt her more seeing Hibari decided to stretch her cheeks out. "IT HURTS" She yelled, raising her free arm to pinch Hibari's cheeks as well.
Before you knew it, the Vongola Cloud and Female Mist were in the middle of a pinching war. The two of them never made it out the door in time for the 3 Guardians' departure.
"Hn." Hibario huffed, turning away. "You are an interesting, herbivore." He commented, looking up to the sky. - Hibari
"I'm not a herbivore" Nagi muttered, before turning to look at the sky as well. "But I guess you're a very … interesting prince as well. Well, I've only met one in my life" She stumbled on her words. - Chrome
"Pfft." Hibario stuffed his laughter by fisting his mouth. "Definitely an interesting herbivore" He confirmed before he turned back to the purple haired girl. He gave her a look over before tilting his head up and whistled loudly. Seconds later, a yellow puffball flew down from the windows of the taller towers. - Hibari
Nagi blushed as the prince looked over her, when he tilted his head up and whistled, she took her chance to take a breath and regain her composure. However, when she was ready to speak to him again, she came face to face with a giant yellow puffball. Oh wait, it was sitting on her nose, no wonder. - Chrome
"That is Hibird. My bird." Hibario informed, "From today, I shall have Hibird follow you around" He said. - Hibari
"E-EH? Y-You can't possibly do that! M-my stepsisters, they'll roast him and eat him for dessert" Nagi cried, gently taking the fluffy bird into her palms. "B-Besides, why would you want a bird to follow me around?" She asked. - Chrome
"Don't underestimate my pet. He'll be your bodyguard until the day I can wed you" Hibario smirked. - HIbari
"W-W-W-W-Wed?" Nagi stuttered out, her voice nearly fading away. "W-W-What?" She asked dumbly. - Chrome
"Hmph. It should have been obvious when I said you were an interesting herbivore. Obviously I can't wed you right now or in the near future, but at least my pet can keep tabs on you to keep you open until the day I am allowed to wed you." Hibario said. - Hibari
"D-Don't I get a say in this?" - Chrome
"Anything you say now is futile, I know you're interested in me, herbivore" Hibario smirked as he leaned in close. Their faces were barely apart and he lifted his hand to tuck a strand thread of hair behind Nagi's ear before puffing a puff of warm breath to her ear. - Hibari
Nagi squeaked at the sudden warmth on her ears and blushed furiously. She shook her head to regain her thoughts. "I-I can't possibly … not so suddenly..." She muttered off. - Chrome
"I understand" Hibario deadpanned. "That's why I'm letting you go for now, my pet will keep an eye on you, and through the years, I will successfully court you and you will be mine without a doubt" He said confidently. - Hibari
Nagi could only bow her head down to hide her blush. "I-If that is all, Prince. I … I need a drink" She lied as she moved past him, and back into the ballroom. - Chrome
Hibario stood completely still as he took a second to readjust to the lack of lavender and vanilla smell around him. He shook his head to clear the herbivorous thoughts before breathing out slowly. 'Great...I'm turning into a herbivore...NO! I am a carnivore. BELIEVE IT!' He thought as he took a another huge breath before marching back into the ballroom to find the purple haired herbivore. - Hibari
Nagi walked around the tables, it took her a little longer to find something that wasn't alcoholic, but at last she found it … in a suspicious shady corner. She had always been one for adventure and besides, she was thirsty, so she threw all reason out the window and went for the drink. - Chrome
"Ushishishi, the Prince lost his way, but look what he ran into~ Chrome-chan!" Bel called, waving his arms in the air, calling for her as she stepped back room the wall that was filled with a lot of purple and indigo post its.
"Bel-san" She greeted, slightly bowing her head in respect to her sempai. "Is Mammon or Fran around?" She asked, "We - er - I kinda need them to help me with a favour..." She said.
"Ushishishi, sorry Chrome-chan, the Prince split up with Froggy and the Princess … which is why I got lost" He sulked, hell, his tiara even fell off.
"O-oh, I see. Um, well, I guess it's fine without Mammon and Fran … say, Bel-san, maybe you can help me" Chrome decided.
"Shishi?"
Before Chrome could open her mouth, the door was swung open with the force of a space rocket.
"CCCChrromee~" A disgusting voice sang, and the two in the room saw Lussuria dance his way into the room and in front of them. "I can't seem to find Mukuro-chan or Goku-chan" Lussuria pouted. "Surely you must know where Mukuro-chan is, right?"
"Sorry Lussu-nee, Mukuro is on a mission with Yamamoto and Gokudera" She said. "Have you seen Mammon and Fran?" She asked in return.
Lussuria brought a delicate pinky to his chin for a few seconds to think before realizing something. "Aha~ I think I saw Fran-chan floating to the roof … but after a minute or two he was flying allllllll the way down!" Lussuria cheered.
"Ushishishi, the Prince needs to make a mental note of dancing on Froggy's grave when we find his corpse a few feet underground." Bel teased, playing with his knives as he made plans to bury the Froggy alive if he was alive.
"Please don't do that Bel-san, Fran is my only brother" Chrome pleaded before turning to Lussuria. "And do you know where Mammon is?" She asked.
"Hm...I think I saw her recording the whole incident from a safe distance, so it'll be hard to tell where she is now. Probably at the nearest computer to copy the video and sell it out" Lussuria said.
"I see … thank you, then" Chrome said, smiling.
"Kuuuuwaa~ Anything for someone as cute as you, Chrome-chan!" Lussuria squealed, catching Chrome in a tight hug.
"Piss off birdie, no touching the Prince's Bunny. [He calls Chrome his bunny]." Lussuria paid no mind to Bel and continued cuddling a terrified Chrome. "Ka-ching" Bel hissed out as he threw 3 knives at the colorful sun guardian.
"Mou~" Lussuria pouted, "No need to get your panties in a bunch. You're just jealous you got a hug out of Chrome-chan! She's very hug-able if you manage to slip through the Mukuro defence and Hibari defence" Lussuria said, standing a little more proudly. "And of course, only I could get past those two and hug Chrome-chan alllllll the time!" He cooed.
"Oh really, would you like to try to get past the defence again, I'm very curious to see how you managed to bypass it" A cold voice growled and Lussuria froze before turning to see a very irritated skylark with his tonfas shining in the invisible sunlight. "Take your hands off my herbivore, or I'll … screw that, I'd bite you to death for no reason anyway" Hibari deadpanned before charging in.
Hibario let his eyes sweep over the room, he was only focused on finding one thing, a certain purplenette. He grunted and turned his head away when he realized that she was nowhere in sight. 'And I don't even have her name. What a herbivorous mistake.' He cursed himself. 'At least Hibird is with her, then I can still find her' He noted as he returned to his makeshift throne, where his herbivorous mother and father were. - Hibari
As the cold liquid went down her throat, Nagi saw that the yellow fluffball was once again sitting on her nose, making it bigger than it seemed and covering her sight with yellow. Sighing, she placed her cup down and cupped the bird in her hands. 'Hibird was it? How about this, sit on my head, not on my nose" Nagi muttered as she gently placed the yellow bird on her head. Hearing a happy chirp from him, Nagi smiled and returned to sipping her drink.
From a dark corner, a princely blond haired teen peeked out and could only give a "Ushishishi" as he creepily watched the purplenette take tiny amounts of the drink. - The Prince
From another corner, the handsome tri-colored haired man could only let out a muffled squeal as he stared at the many people in the room, be it man or woman. - Lussuria
Feeling that someone had their eyes on her, Nagi whipped her head from left and right to see if anyone did have their sights on her. 'It could be the Prince ….' She figured. - Chrome
"Ushishishi" The blond prince chuckled. "Time to start the show" He grinned as he picked out 5 uniquely shaped knives from his pocket and threw them with lethal power and deadly accuracy, the result of it was the chandeleurs breaking and the shards falling onto the shocked, surprised, and frozen guests. In the midst of the confusion and fear, the blond shot out from his dark corner and in the middle of his sprint, his arm grabbed onto the purplenette, and the two quickly disappeared. - The Prince
As the three different colored haired man saw his partner in crime run away with the target, he quickly danced out from his dark corner as well, managing to twirl around the screaming and running guests, he finally made it to the throne where the royals were. Giving the King and the Prince a quick look-over, he could hardly contain himself and giggled, held a delicate pinky out and commented on their hair. - Lussuria
(Herbivore, stay far, far away from me) Hibario glared at the man in front of him. "Who the hell do you think you are?" He asked coldly, quickly equipping himself with his trusty tonfas. "For disturbing the peace, I will bite you to death! (With no trial)" He growled. - Hibari
"Aha~ Well you see, your Prince, we're just here to relay a message from the handsome wizard himself, he says to stay out of his business." He grinned before twirling his way around the tonfas. - Lussuria.
The blond teen quickly tied up the purplenette and tossed her into the back of the carriage, he made sure to lock up every lock possible and quickly sprinted back into the chaotic castle of the Hibari's. He held up 3 knives to deflect the oncoming tonfa strike. "Ushishishi, helllllo there, Prince Hibario. Unfortunately for you, the Prince - meaning me - has taken a liking to a certain purplenette, so I will have to take her away from your clutches. Ushishishi" The TRUE Prince chuckled, - The Prince
"She is not yours, herbivore." Hibario growled. "And for the record, EVERYONE knows your fake." He rolled his eyes. "You better return her before I come in and destroy what little puny kingdom you have" Hibario threatened. - Hibari
"Ushishishi. How about … NEVER!" The Prince laughed all the way as multiple things were tossed at him along his sprint out the castle once more. - The Prince.
"You have a death wish, herbivore" Hibari commented as entered the room and read the post it the blond prince had posted.
"Ushishishi, no hard feelings, remember? Shishishi" Bel chuckled as he skipped his way around Hibari. "Besides, this certainly amuses the Prince more than Froggy and the ill-bred Shark." He chuckled once more.
"Just don't forgot that she's myherbivore"
"Shishishi, no promises"
"You..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" A suddenly monotonous cry of absolute despair echoed in the room, and the two immediately whipped their heads to the window to see Fran floating in. The green haired disciple of pineapple the second dropped to his knees when he reached the floor. "The story … my story … the story …" He muttered on, clutching his head.
"Shishishi? What happened to Froggy?" Bel asked, poking Fran with a stick.
Suddenly, the doors opened, and they all saw Chrome's face lighting up before turning into worry, she quickly found her way beside Fran and turned to Hibari and Bel.
"What happened to Fran?" She asked the two who shrugged and looked away. Worriedly, she pressed a hand to his head, quickly reading over his thoughts. "Oh..." She frowned before turning to Hibari. "It's all your fault"
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah, that's right, it's all your fault"
"You don't know what you're saying, herbivore"
"Oh trust me, I do, and believe me, it really is your fault"
"What have I done?"
"Aside from tossing him off the roof, he says that you've completely ruined the story by dragging in the fake prince and the gay peacock into it. He's not happy at all. Oh, and I think he's mad at Mammon as well for ruining the narratives last time" She said.
"How is this my fault?"
"You made Bel-san and Lussuria-san join in the story."
"No I did not"
"Yes you did"
"Shut up, I'll bite you to death for your false accusations"
"I shall avenge my fallen brother! BRING IT ON!"
Tsuna sighed as he took a good look at the two Guardians in his office. "Now, Hibari-san, please stay still"
RATTLE RATTLE
He sighed again and wished his Cloud would just be a bit more cooperative in this. He turned over to see his female Mist guardian, at least someone was staying still and quiet.
RATTLE RATTLE
"Hibari-san please stay still, I can't do paperwork like this and if I can't finish all of this, I'm dumping it all onto your desk" He threatened and almost immediately everything was silent.
Remembering something, Tsuna pulled out his iPhone and took a quick picture of his Cloud and Mist. Snickering, he made sure to save it as his background picture before turning back to his work.
In the metal chair and wrapped in fire-proof metal chains, Hibari hissed quietly. Again, he tried to summon his flames, his goddamn destructive cloud flames. All he got was sputtering flames and then nothing. He grumbled before turning his eye to his companion.
She sat way too straight, she was too quiet and still to be real. Quickly realizing what that meant, his eyes turned murderous and he leaned over in his chair, tiping over and tumbling into the Mist. He didn't hear anything for a few seconds but when he could use his senses, he realized that it was not an illusion.
'Ah...shit' He thought, as he felt the Mist squirming and trying to kick his head off. 'Wait … where?' He quickly looked up, only to see a sight every man wanted to see, blinking a few times and burning the image into his memory, he could care less that she kicked him to unconsciousness, he had good dreams that night.
OMAKE
Mukuro: Kufufufu, we're back! [sees Hibari and Chrome wrapped in chains, in compromising position, and Hibari being a pervert] T-T-This can't be!
Gokudera: Oi! Stop blocking the door what's your pro - [sees the same thing] W-W-Wha...?
Yamamoto: Ha...haha … ha. It's nice to see everyone happy … I guess.
Tsuna: [Looks up from paperwork] HIIIE! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
Gokudera: J=Juudaime?
Yamamoto: Ah...Haha...
Mukuro: YOU! [points trident at Tsuna] You were RIGHT THERE, and you still let THIS [gestures to Chrome and Hibari] HAPPEN!
Tsuna: I-I-I [speechless]
Winter: Ah … leave 'em be. Kids are growing up quick these days.
Mukuro: Shut up! Chrome's too young! UGH! [Grabs Hibari and tosses him out the window]
Tsuna: My window!
Gokudera: You bastard! How dare you destory Juudaime's window! [rushes in with bombs]
Mukuro: Ku...fufu...fufufu, don't get in my way! [starts fighting Gokudera]
Yamamoto: Oi, Oi, calm down! [joins in]
Tsuna: ...the room … paperwork … money...rrghrgh [faints]
Chrome: [muffled] Help me...
THE END.
Alright, I know, definitely NOT FUNNY AT ALL! I'm sorry, but I do need the plot and story to get going so at least things are moving, and I did try to add funny things in, but I can't really think of anything funny to put in.
I didn't check the grammar and spelling closely because I wanted to post this faster and not push it behind any more, so ... I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED IT
Sowwy.
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