Yayz! New chapter! Hopefully this one will be better than the other ones. This one will probably be good because my sister and I were coming up with ideas all weekend. Well, I hope you like it!
Itachi- They won't like it.
'Lil miss lazy- go die in a hole.
Itachi- NO!
'Lil miss lazy- THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
Itachi- MAKE ME!
HappyEmoPuppies- do you want me to put a bucket of noodles down your underwear?
Itachi- Ha! I don't even wear underwear.
'Lil miss lazy&HappyEmoPuppies- OO
O..k...
Enjoy the fic!
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The next day, Yuki awoke but didn't open her eyes. She felt warm and secure, so she snuggled in closer to the source of the warmth. She felt a cool breath on her face. Wait...
Yuki immediately opened her eyes to reveal a maskless Tobi. Both of them naked. In the same bed. She mentally screamed at herself and pried her way out of his arms. She got dressed just as Tobi woke.
"What happened?" He asked. He saw Yuki and it all came rushing back to him. "OMG! Tobi is sooooo sorry! Would Yuki please forgive Tobi? PLEASE?!" Tobi begged after he got dressed at practically light speed.
"I will forgive you Tobi, it was my fault anyway. I came in here and started the whole mess." Yuki said.
"It's okay. We can just pretend it just never happened." Tobi said as he walked over to Yuki.
"Yeah." Yuki said as she hugged Tobi. "Tobi is a good boy." 'but I wouldn't mind doing that again.' Yuki thought. They reluctantly let go of each other after a minute.
"Okay, now let's wake up Deidara sempai and Tsuki. Deidara sempai's room is closer so let's get him first." They then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened.
Once at Deidara's room, they opened the door to find Tsuki snuggled up with Deidara on the bed. "Aww. They're so cute." Yuki cooed. This woke Deidara because Tsuki was a heavy sleeper.
"Huh?" Deidara then noticed Tsuki and nearly jumped. He tried to get up without Tsuki noticing, but they were pretty nicely tangled together. He finally gave up. "Tsuki! Wake up, un!" Deidara called as he tried to get his arm from under her, it had gone numb and he didn't really like the feeling.
Tsuki just snuggled closer into her human pillow. "But the bed is so warm, and out there is so cold." She mumbled.
"Fine, un. Have it your way." Deidara then sat up, and Tsuki grabbed a hold of him, not liking the sudden movement.
"Ahh! What the heck?! I was sleeping!" Tsuki complained.
"Well, you can't sleep on Deidara forever." Yuki commented. Tsuki then snapped to reality.
"Huh? Wait..." Tsuki paused. "I'm sooooo sorry! I didn't know I was sleeping on you! I won't do it again Deidara-Danna! Please forgive me!" Tsuki begged while bowing all the way on the floor on her knees.
"Uhhh, okay. Let's just get some breakfast, un." Deidadra said after pulling on his cloak.
"Okay!" Tsuki waled to her room to get dressed as the rest of the group left to the kitchen.
Yuki made some buttermilk pancakes, and pulled out a can of whipped cream, and some fruit. She also put some syrup on the table along with some butter. She figued that some people would rather have the fruit than just syrup and butter which was too common for her.
Just as Yuki had served the pancakes, Tsuki walked into the room."Woot! I love pancakes!" Tsuki said before shoveling the breakfast items into her mouth. Pancakes were probably her favorite food.
"Slow down Tsuki." Yuki said as she calmly ate her pancakes.
"But these are so good! They deserve to be appreciated!" Tsuki said after finishing her plate. "Well, I'm going to the living room. Thanks for the pancakes!" Tsuki said as she happily skipped into the next room.
"How does she eat like that and still stay thin, un?" Deidara asked.
"It's a thing with us. We just have high metabolism." Yuki explained as she finished her breakfast and put her dishes in the sink. "I'm going to find Itachi. I need to talk to him." Yuki said as she left the room.
Tobi and Deidara finished and went into the living room to find Tsuki with a notepad. Tsuki noticed them and put it into her cloak. She had an evil look in her eyes and walked up to Tobi. "Hey Tobi, have you ever thought about having kids?" Tsuki asked.
"Uhh, no?" Tobi asked nervously. He had a faint idea of what Tsuki was getting at.
"Well you know, what you did with Yuki just might have gotten her pregnant. And you would be the father." Tsuki said evilly.
Tobi froze. She was right. Then, Tobi panicked. "OMG! OMG! OMG!"Tobi panicked as he rampaged through the hideout.
Yuki waled in and noticed Tobi rampaging. "What happened?" Yuki asked as she saw Tobi run through the door.
"I just told Tobi that you could be pregnant with his child." Tsuki explained.
Yuki paled, and repeated Tobi's actions. "I have to find Tobi!" Yuki yelled as she ran out the door.
"Well that was fun." Tsuki said as Hidan entered the room.
"Hey Hidan. Only one of the girls is still single, un. If I were you, I wouldn't let anyone try to get her." Deidara suggested.
"Really?!" Hidan was a little shocked that someone had managed to get one of them. Hidan then spotted Tsuki and walked up to her, determined to get the other sister before someone else.
"Hey," Hidan said seductively. "Do you like older men?" He asked.
"Uhh, where is this going?" Tsuki asked.
" 'Cause you know I'm sixty-five." Hidan stated as he smoothed his already slicked back hair as if it was the best fact in the world. (A/N: This actually happened to me once, but the kid was like twelve. I know this isn't his real age, I just couldn't resist. The kid even said he was sixty five!)
SLAP!
"Get away from me you old pervert!" Tsuki yelled at Hidan. Kakuzu happened to walk into the room as the whole thing was happening. He smirked as he got an idea.
Hidan was being emo in the corner when Kakuzu decided to make his move. "Hey Tsuki, do you like older men?" Kakuzu asked. Tsuki just sat there irritated. " 'Cause you know I'm over 100 years old."
AGAIN SLAP!
"You people are so unoriginal!" Just as Tsuki said that, Zetzu comes up and uses the same line, being rewarded with another slap. Then, Kisame walks into the room, and again, the same line, and gets slapped.
Deidara decided to mess with the guys and join the party. He walked up to Tsuki, while she just looked at him nervously, not wanting to slap him, but if he used the same damn line, she would just lose it.
"Hey, do you like art? 'cause I can make sculptures, but none are as beautiful as you." He said as he revealed a small clay dove.
The others just smirked, the same thing going through all their minds. 'That line will never work, it's all about the age.' They all gasped as Tsuki accepted the small clay bird.
Tsuki had a small blush as she studied the bird. "T-thank you Deidara-Danna. I don't think anyone has ever made something like his for me." Tsuki hugged him and than pulled him into the kitchen by his arm. "I have an idea! Lets get some ice cream!" Tsuki exclaimed as she pulled a container of ice cram out of the freezer.
"Okay, un." Deidara said as he stood beside the wolf girl as she scooped some for the two of them.
In the other room, the boys were feeling sorry for themselves. "I can't believe she chose Deidara over me! I'm irresistible!" Hidan complained, Zetzu and Kisame glared while Kakuzu looked like a mess on the floor, too consumed by the misery of losing the girls.
"I loved them so much!"Kakuzu cried in his own little emo corner.
In the kitchen, the two were listening to the whining of the four in the other room. "They are such babies. I know! Just to mess with them, I will have a contest to see who gets me. Then at least one of them will not be so gloomy. You can play too if you want, Deidara-Danna. You know, just to make them more competitive." Tsuki suggested.
"Sure." and that began the contest.
Tsuki finished her ice-cream and did the dishes before walking out of the room to announce the contest. "Alright boys, if you really want me, then you have to do a contest to see who gets me. There will be several rounds, and whoever wins the most gets me." The guys smirked. "The first one is, guess an article of clothing with rainbows on it and wear it. The one with the right guess wins. I will not change what it is as of now, so go." With that, the boys ran off to find some rainbow filled clothes.
Once everyone was back, they were covered with rainbow stuff, except for Deidara who was just wearing rainbow socks. It made Tsuki want to hurl at all the rainbows. She looked at all of them carefully. "The answer is rainbow socks! Deidara wins!" Tsuki then ran up to Deidara and hugged him. "Yay! I like you better than the others anyway!" Tsuki cheered as the other contestants just felt heartbroken.
"Alright, the next one will be guess the right animal. You only get one try so be careful." Tsuki said.
The boys all guessed the weirdest things.
Kakuzu "Lemur?"
Hidan "Bat?"
Kisame "Ant eater?"
Zetzu "Komodo dragon?"
Deidara actually guessed an easy one. "Wolf?"
"It was a wolf. You guys couldn't just guess what was so obvious?! I am part wolf too! You should have guessed! Deidara-Danna, you are now officially smarter than a fifth grader!" Tsuki then kissed Deidara on the cheek.
"The prizes will get better if you have more points. Now, I'm gonna go to my room. You guys can have a break." Tsuki walked out of the room.
Deidara turned to the other four to find them glaring daggers at him. "Uhh, Wait up Tsuki!" Deidara then chased after Tsuki to avoid being severely injured.
Just then, rampaging Yuki and Tobi ran into the room, and Yuki froze. "You!" Yuki then ran over to Hidan and began to punch him, leaving holes in his flesh as she pumped chakara to her arms.
"If you didn't dare me to do that I wouldn't have the possibility of being pregnant!" Yuki accused.
"You didn't have to do the dare!" Hidan just barely got out before he collapsed.
"I-I..." Yuki fell to her knees. "I-it doesn't m-matter. I still d-did it. In the end, it is my f-fault. I did this t-to...myself." Yuki reasoned to herself as she quietly sobbed. She pulled her legs to her chest and wrapped her arms around herself.
Tsuki couldn't take her usually cheerful sister in such a state. "Yuki, please don't do this. It kills me to see you do this." Tsuki hugged her sister. Then it hit her. "We don't know if it is true or not." Yuki stopped for a minute and raised her head form her knees.
"Yeah. You're right! I'm gonna go ask Dave." Yuki said as she quickly made her way to her room where she knew Dave was.
"Why is she going to ask Dave? He's just annoying." Kisame asked.
"Because Dave is the god of knowledge we met at a meeting once. He can't lie, but he uses the most embarrassing truths of a person and use it against them. He only does it because he is bored though." Tsuki explained.
"You mean, all the things he said were true?" Kisame asked, a little paranoid that someone knew everything about a person. Especially himself.
"Yup." Tsuki then went into Yuki's room and looked around. In the distance, she could see Yuki already talking to Dave. "There she is!" Tsuki then began to run to where Yuki was.
Yuki saw Tsuki and walked over and eventually, Tsuki slowed. "How did it go?" Tsuki asked.
"I am not pregnant! I have to go make sure Tobi isn't still worried over nothing." And the girls made their way back to he rest of the group. "Say, where is Tobi anyway?" Yuki asked.
"He is probably beating up Leader-san. He said that if he never formed the organization, this would have never happened." Tsuki explained.
"Poor Leader-sama. He has to be beaten up by one of the most powerful forces in the world, but do you think he would really do that?" Yuki asked.
"Maybe. I don't know. It depends on how mad he is, but I don't think he would blow his cover." Tsuki reasoned.
"Yeah, but maybe he just went to the training dojo to take out his frustrations. That would definitely be a smarter move." Yuki said.
Behind the two girls, the small group was a little confused of what they were talking about, so they just kept quiet and eventually left.
The girls eventually made their way to the dojo to find Tobi literally jumping off the walls, and everything he touched broke into a million pieces, except for the walls.
"Hey Tobi!" Yuki called. Tobi froze, suspended in mid air. He then dropped to his feet and walked over.
"Yeah?" Tobi asked. Seemingly calm while inside he was struggling not to just keep destroying stuff.
"You should stop freaking out because Dave told me I'm not pregnant. I'm just so relieved too. I'm not really ready for that kind of thing. I turn 18in two weeks, but I am still 17."Tsuki suddenly stiffened.
"You mean our birthdays are that close? I didn't even know!" Tsuki ran out of the room. "I have to go check something!" and with that, Yuki and Tobi were left standing in the room.
"I have a fun Idea."Yuki smirked.
Back in the living room, Hidan was sitting on the couch when Yuki and Tobi walked in. Yuki spotted him and sat on his lap "Hey Hidan-kun." Yuki said in a seductive voice. "I think your age is really smexy." Yuki twirled her tail around and began to caress Hidan's body with it.
In the doorway, Tobi was practically oozing with jealously.
Hidan smirked. "Well you know, I AM 65." Hidan proclaimed proudly.
"Well you know what is smexier than that?" she said, leaning in closer.
"My charming good looks?" Hidan asked or rather, stated.
"No..." Then, just before their lips met, "Tobi!" Yuki then jumped off of Hidan and glomped Tobi.
Now Tobi was happy and Hidan was sad. Everyone wins! (because Hidan doesn't count)
Now, Tsuki had walked in and decided to have some fun. "HIDAN!!" She screamed.
"What?" Hidan asked.
"Do...do you not love me anymore? Am I not good enough?! Why do you go off after other women when you could've had ME?! I caught you flirting with my sister! Openly and with an audience! You should be ashamed! I don't like you people!" and Tsuki stormed off.
"Oh,...I didn't think of it that way." Hidan said. He felt no shame in what he did. She wasn't his girlfriend, so why was she like that anyway? "They are so strange." then out of thin air the girls appeared.
"Thank you!" They cheered in unison.
"Uhh, you're ...welcome?" Hidan was a little creeped out at the fact that they had thanked him for calling them strange.
"Byez now!" They left Hidan to sit on the couch once more, except this time, he was a little disheveled and greatly disturbed.
"I'm gonna go now..." And he left.
Back in Tsuki's room, she found a mysterious bottle of sake. "Cool." She then inspected it to make sure it was not poisoned, and drank it happily. She liked the burning sensation it gave her as it made its way down her throat.
Then, Deidara walked in. "Hey, you wan' sum?" Tsuki asked in a slightly slurred voice.
"sure, un." Deidara answered cheerfuly, as he took a big gulp of the mysterious sake. The next thing they knew, they were drunker than a bunch of apple farmers in wine season.
Tsuki decided to go look for the group of guys that were playing in the contest.
"Hey, guyz! Whaz up?" she asked in a very slurred voice. The group just looked at her like she was crazy.
"Teh' next contest-thing is to pickez out the right songz. Yous gots one shot, so go, or whatever!" she shouted. Soon, all the guys were singing and the songs they chose were...
Kisame- 'fallow me' by uncle cracker
"...and swim through your veins, like a fish in the sea, i'm singing..."
Hidan-'i'm too sexy' by ??
"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
Kakuzu- 'give me money' by ???
"give me money, honey, give me lots of shiny money..."
Zetsu- 'man eater' by mean girls
"she's a man eater, make ya' work hard..."
and that's when Deidara stumbled into the room, looking like he just came back from two weeks at 'party like a rock' camp singing the bestest song eva'
"ABCEDFG!, HIJKLMNOP!! QRSTUV, WXY AND Z!! NOW I KNOW MY ABCS, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME?!" and in the end, it sounded like a retarded toddler.
"YOU WIN!!" Tsuki said as she glomped Deidara and kissed him on the lips.
'Wha'?'was all Deidara was thinking while he was being kissed by the younger wolf girl.
Soon enough they were making out on the floor. The pair then passed out on said floor and the guys just walked away. "WHO WAS THE WISE GUY TO GIVE THEM SAKE?!" Kakuzu yelled.
Zetzu hesitantly raised his hand.
"WHAT WOULD DRIVE YOU TO DO THAT?!" Kakuzu yelled yet again.
"Well," His white side began. "Girls would usually go for any guy they see when they are drunk, so I thought she would make out with me rather than Deidara."his dark side finished.
Yuki heard the conversation and ran into the room. "WHO GAVE TSUKI SAKE?! IT'S LIKE GIVING A TODDLER EXPLOCIVES!"Yuki yelled.
"Well she's passed out under Deidara who was just as drunk as she was." Hidan explained.
"BUT THEN THERE'S AFTER SHE WAKES UP! SHE IS CRAZIER THAN USUAL!" Yuki yelled. Then, they heard a thud in the other room.
Tsuki had pushed Deidara off of her and was now up and running like she had a million and one cups of coffee.
"OMGYOUGUYS!SOMETIMESIDREAMABOUTCUPCAKESRULINGTHEWORLDANDYOUGUYSARETHEEVILCELERYSTICKS!" Tsuki then turned to Zetzu.
"ANDYOU'RETHERABBITKINGWHOCONTROLSTHECELERY!YOU'REVIL!"Tsuki then pulled a bag of pizza slices. "I VOTE WE THROW A PIZZA PARTY!" Tsuki then began to launch her pizza projectile, the others getting covered in the delicious cheese and sauce.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" All but Yuki paniced.
"Hey Tsuki-chan!" Tsuki snapped to attention. "Why don't you go drink some coffee?"Yuki asked. Tsuki grinned while the rest of the little group looked as if the world was to end.
"WHAT?!" They all yell-asked-demanded.
"Just trust me on this one." She whispered as she watched Tsuki rush into the kitchen for some coffee. Tsuki quickly got the biggest cup of coffee any of the Akastsuki had ever seen, and began chugging the dark liquid.
Tsuki then passed out, and Yuki caught the giganto-cup before it made the biggest mess on the floor. "I TOLD you guys!" Yuki grinned. "But we never finished our little pizza party now did we?" All of our little audience gasped.
"NOOOOOOOO!" they all yelled as they escaped through the halls.
"Yay! Now I have all the goodness to myself!" Yuki cheered as she ate the pizza off the ground. Tobi walked in.
"Tobi likes pizza! Can Tobi have some?" Tobi asked.
"Sure" Yuki then resumed eating the pizza.
For a few hours, the two just sat there eating pizza until there was none left to eat. "Hmm...now what?" Yuki asked.
"Tobi dosen't know." Tobi replied,still sitting on the floor.
Then, the two pizza filled Akatsuki saw Deidara moving a little. "What happened, un?" He asked while trying to shut out the light as best he could with his arm as he tried to sit up.
"You and Tsuki got drunk and there was about twenty pounds of pizza, but Tobi and I ate it all. Lets just say that you two were drunker than a barrel of monkeys" Yuki explained. "But then I gave her some coffee and she went unconscious. See." she said as she pointed to the lump that was next to him.
"What did we do un?" Deidara asked, a little bit scared of what answer he would get.
"Well, you guys were singing the 'ABC' song when you passed out on top of her and she woke up, went berserk and flung pizza everywhere." Yuki answered. "But that was a few hours ago."
"Ungh."Tsuki groaned as she sat up in the corner. "What happened? Wait...I remember now. Did you save any pizza for me?" Tsuki asked.
"No." Yuki said.
"How can you remember that, un? You were drunk and passed out for several hours." Deidara asked.
"I just remember stuff that is generally useless.. So, yeah." Tsuki then pulled out another slice of pizza, but this one was nice and fresh. "Mmm!" Tsuki ate her pizza happily. She turned to Deidara. "you want some?"
"Sure." and they ate pizza for a while and Tobi and Yuki started to watch TV. Soon enough, they had all eaten lots of pizza, watched several movies, and it was now about midnight.
Tsuki had fallen asleep on the couch, Tobi was about half awake, Yuki was sitting next to Tobi, snuggled into his side, and Deidara was on the floor, half asleep while trying to watch the show.
It looked cute, well, except for the fact that there was like the WORST movie playing. It was so bad, nobody actually stayed awake through the entire thing, and everyone ended up asleep.
In the morning, the little group awoke, the first awake was Tsuki. Tsuki felt evil this morning, so she crept up on Deidara, and pulled out a bucket of water. Then, just when she was about to dump the thing on him, someone had already taken the bucket and dumped it on both her and Deidara.
"AHHH!"Tsuki shrieked, which woke everyone else in the room, besides Deidara who had been already awoken by the bucket-o-water. Tsuki turned to see who had made her mad and wet. She saw Hidan standing over her with the bucket and staring at her chest.
Tsuki slapped him and ran to her room to get changed.
"Okay Hidan, that was a very bad move, un. Because now, I might have to shove explosives down your throat and set them off the next time you do something like that, un." Drenched Deidara threatened as he sat up.
"Well, it was worth the nice sight. Besides, she was going to do it to you if I hadn't done it first." Hidan said as he walked off.
Deidara sighed, why did life hate him? It was like he could never win. "I'm gonna go take a shower, un." He said as he walked out of the room.
"I'm going to make breakfast." Yuki declared as she walked into the kitchen. Once she was in, she began to sing while preparing some fancy breakfast called eggs Benedict.
She only sang when she felt nobody was around, and while she was doing something else. Today she decided to sing the song 'fix you' by cold play that does not belong to the authoress of the story.
"When you try your best, but you don't succeed. When you get what you want, but not what you need. When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep. Stuck in reverse..." To tell the truth, she really liked this song, and was singing it like crazy before Yuki turned her into a dog so she wouldn't sing it anymore. Though she must keep a close eye on the 'thing' she was making, and she would make sure to make Itachi's food purple...
She continued to cook and sing. "And the tears come streaming down your face. When you lose something you can't replace. When you love someone but it goes to waste. Could it be worse?"
Then, Tsuki walked in to get breakfast, and slowly backed out at the sound of the dreaded song.
"Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bones.(A/N: does anyone know where people come up with these lyrics?!)And I will try to fix you." She stopped singing once she began to make the mayonnaise, because it was very easy to break, so she had to put all her attention on the stuff. Once she finished, she began to sing again as she made the eggs.
"High up above, or down below. When you're too in love to let it go. If you never try, you'll never know, just what you're worth." Yuki then began to finish the breakfast just as people started filling into the kitchen. She played the rest in her mind as she served everyone their meals, and Itachi's purple meal.
"Why is my food purple?" Itachi asked.
"You never said it couldn't be purple." Yuki replied as she happily ate her eggs.
Soon everyone had finished, and Tsuki was doing the dishes, everyone had left besides Deidara. "Hey, Tsuki-san, un. How can you be so happy all the time? It seems anyone with your kind of life would have already committed suicide, un. What keeps you going so happily?" He asked, it had been bothering him for a while. He just had to ask or let it chew at his mind forever.
"Well, It makes life better to be happy. I mean, if you are gloomy all your life, that just consumes you until you die, but I will live forever so I don't have that to look forward to. Also, it is just better to let the past go. It is really in the past, and you can't change what is in the past, no matter how much you cry or whine about it." Tsuki explained.
"But how can you be so impossibly happy, un?" Deidara asked.
"Because that is how I am." Tsuki yelled. "It is just how I act. I sometimes ask myself that question. Why do people act the way they do? But some questions can't be answered." Tsuki then walked away.
Tsuki walked into her room, and turned into a bird. If there was one thing she loved to do, it was fly around in space. She formed a little bubble of air around herself. She them spread her wings and flew strait off the edge of the floor, into space.
Tsuki flew around a while before coming close to a galaxy. She admired the natural beauty that only a select few people had ever seen. Mostly because nobody could really get into space. She circled a while before heading back to her room. She must have been gone for hours.
Tsuki found her way back to her room, and turned back into her original form. By all the flying, she felt exhausted. She took a cool shower before just laying on her bed, gazing at the stars. She took out her sketchpad and drew for a while.
She would draw all kinds of things. Birds, foxes, raccoons, but she really liked to draw mythical creatures. Her favorite was the griffin. She could spend hours working on the feathers and the eyes. She liked how it could fly, while being a land creature.
Tsuki then just lay her sketchpad on her night stand and let sleep overtake her.A couple hours later, she was awoken by the smell f burning food, and...girlish screams?! She knew that Yuki never, EVER screamed out loud, so she got up to check it out.
What she found was quite disturbing. The freakish scream came from none other than Zetsu! And the smell was coming from the kitchen. Apparently, Itachi was trying to get back at Yuki for the 'purple' eggs incident, and this is the strange part, he was BOILING WATER!! How so you burn water? Well, apparently, our little 'Tachi found a way.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" shouted a very angry Yuki, as she stormed through the room.
"I was boiling water, and then it burned into this black gooey stuff." Itachi said as calmly as a guy with a Japanese veggie knife pointed at his neck. (You know those knives that people always mistake for a butcher knife? Its actually a veggie knife)
Everybody was shocked to say the least. "How?" they all asked in unison. Itachi just shrugged and tried to get the stuff off of the pan. But it wouldn't budge. "Yuki, do you know how to get it off?" asked a very angry, though you couldn't tell, Itachi.
"Tsuki, would you please help me with this?" Yuki asked.
"No problem" And the primeval ooze dissipated. "Itachi, WHY did you do that?!" Tsuki scream-asked.
" 'Cause I can." Itachi replied.
"Well, DON'T!" Tsuki yelled. "Or else I'm keepin' it."
"Keeping what?" Itachi asked.
"That is for me to know, and for you to struggle to find out. Or burn water again and figure out what I took." Tsuki then walked out of the kitchen, and just pulled out a bagel to eat. It really was fun to transform anything.
Tsuki then came across Pein. "Hey Leader-sama, what do you look like under the shadows?" Tsuki asked.
"The reason I wear the shadows is to keep everyone from knowing what I look like. So why would I tell you?" He asked.
"Well, because I will find out anyway." Tsuki said. Just after that, the shadows fled and revealed a man with blazing orange hair and many piercings all over his face.
Pein was shocked. "How did you do that?!" He demanded.
"I replaced your shadows with light." Tsuki replied as she ran off, snickering at her little discovery."I never knew Leader-san was into piercings!"
Yuki was still in the kitchen, but today she didn't make any special breakfast. She just had cereal and left to find Tobi. "Tobi! I wanna talk to you!" Yuki called through the halls. Then, Tobi came into view.
Tobi walked to Yuki "Yeah?"
"Well, I was wondering if you would like to come to my room for a while. I have totalk to you about stuff." Tobi nodded and they left for Yuki's room.
Once they entered the depths of hell, they made it to a palace in the middle. They walked through halls and eventually found the master bedroom. It was a huge, luxurious room with golden curtains, and red walls. The bed was a king size and had gold sheets that when you touched them, it seemed fire was dancing on the material. There was a large vanity made of mahogany. There were several doors leading out of the room, one to a bathroom, another to a giant closet.
Surprisingly, the floor was ghost white while the rest was either red or gold.
"Cool." Tobi said as he admired the great detail and work put into each itm.
"Yeah. Well, I just want to ask, on the day before my birthday, could you lock me in here?" Yuki requested.
"Why?" Tobi asked.
" 'Cause when I turn 18, I will feel the urge to find a mate. The only way to keep me from doing thisis to keep me from all contact of any living things. I only have little more than a week until it happens so I really need to get someone to do this for me."Yuki explained. "This goes for Tsuki too when she turns 18 in a year." She finished.
"Really?" Tobi asked.
"Yeah. By then, we are fully mature, and if we do mate, it is for the rest of eternity. So I really would appreciate that you would lock me up for a day or so." Yuki said as she sat on the bed.
"Okay. How long until Tobi can let you out?" Tobi asked.
"Give me about two days." Yuki said. "Well, we should get back now." They then left the room and back to base. Hell was really big,then Tobi thought of something.
"Why do you live in Hell?" He asked.
"Because I am the god of death. I still have work, and besides, the room is so luxurious." Yuki replied.
"why don't you live in Heaven?" Tobi asked.
"Because that is for a different god. You see, once a soul is punished for its sins here, it goes to Heaven to wait to be turned into another life. Sometimes, they turn back to human, sometimes it is turned into an animal or plant. It really depends on what life the person lived. Animals and plants go through the same process." Yuki explained.
Tobi thought about it and it made sense. Soon, they walked back into the base.
"I can't believe almost a week went by already." Yuki complained.
Then, Pein walked in, his shadows renewed, and Tsuki asking him a million questions. "How many points are on a circle? What is the circumference of a penny? If EMc2, what does the c stand for? I know what the other letters stand for, but I always forget the c!" Tsuki complainedthen she asked a useful question. "Hey, after we catch all the jinjuuriki, what are we gonna do with 'em?" She asked.
"That is none of your concern. Now leave me alone!" Pein was agitated, but he couldn't do anything unless he wanted to get turned into a teapot or something.
"Aww! Yuki! Leader-sama is being mean!" Tsuki complained.
"He doesn't have to be nice, Tsuki. He is leader. He can do whatever he wants to do."
"Okay." They just watched TV for the rest of the day, and went to bed. The rest of the day was pretty much uneventful since they still couldn't go outside because of the weather.
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Ending it here! I'm sorry that it took me so long to update! I just, well. I had to write this. And thanks to my reviewers for reviewing. You get a sack-o-bricks! Yay! I promise I will update soon. REVIEW! Byez!