Two Weeks in a Mini Van by Charismatic Enigma

Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or any of its characters or likenesses to its characters and games.

A/N: Delicious filler.

- Night 11 -

Pikachu: So, Samus…Are you from Venus?

Samus: Zebes, actually. Nice try though.

Pikachu: Well, in any case, your butt is OUT OF THIS WORLD.

Samus: Keep up lines like that and I'll make sure your "fun stuff" is out of this world, too.

Luigi: ZING!

Pikachu: Shut up the hell up Tuxedo Mask.

Luigi: …-sob-

- Meanwhile, in the Commissary… -

Roy: Time for a little midnight snack…

And so, Roy crept over to the fridge, in search of something to quell the rumbly in his tumbly. He pulled out some bread and various other condiments when he made a shocking discovery…

Roy: Oh my God! We're out of turkey! This…this is like a slight against GOD!

Pichu: That doesn't make any sense.

Roy: When did you get here?

Pichu: When you weren't looking.

Roy: Fair enough.

- Back in the van… -

Samus is distracted with her game of Tetris, while Luigi and Pikachu attempt to make conversation, as neither of them are tired.

Pikachu: Once this is all over, me and Game & Watch are gonna cruise down to the Quick Stop and pick up some chicks.

Luigi: That'll be a little hard, seeing as he isn't in Brawl.

Pikachu: …Damn, you're right! I'm gonna need a new hetero life-mate!

Luigi: Not it.

Pikachu: It's cute how you think I would consider you.

Luigi: Yeah, well, your face is cute!

Pikachu: …

Luigi: You know what, you can just—

Samus: KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!

Pikachu: …

Luigi: …

Samus: Huh? Oh, sorry. I needed a long piece, and all I got were the stupid zig zag ones.

- Day 12 -

The day was just beginning in the Smash Mansion, as it always did at the crack of noon. On this day, Roy and Pichu had a mission. Countless lives depended on them. The fate of the entire world was in their hands.

It was time to go buy some turkey.

Roy: Well Pichu, this it. This is our last hurrah. After this, we're gone. We're vanished. We're Caspar! We didn't make it into Brawl.

Pichu: And nothing of value was lost.

Roy: …-sob-

Pichu: Oh God, he's crying. This is gonna be a loooooooooooong trip…

And so, while our heroes journeyed on to the Supermarket, our less fortunate heroes continued their irrelevant, random bickering in the van.

Pikachu: You know, Sammie—

Samus: If you call me Sammie one more time, you're gonna get a missile in your face.

Pikachu: I think that's inevitable either way.

Luigi: He has a point.

Samus then shot Luigi in the face with a missile.

Pikachu: Haha, nice one Sammie!

Samus then shot Pikachu in the face with a missile.

- At the Supermarket… -

Roy: Alright, where do you suppose the keep the turkey?

Pichu: Oh, I don't know, the DELI maybe?

Roy: Nah, I have a Mac. I could never figure out how to work those Deli computers.

Pichu: And to think, in another world, you're a prince.

Roy: I don't see what all the fuss was about Purple Rain. Although, I always used to eat this ice cream called Purple Rain, and it was delicious! I'd always pay in pennies, just to annoy the ice cream man.

Pichu: You know, if I split your head open with an axe right now, I would go to jail. Where's the justice?

Roy: Ooh, hold that thought. Hot babe at 12 o' clock.

Pichu: Uh, she's standing at your 3 o' clock, Roy.

Roy: Nonsense. I know how to tell time, Pichu. I went to high school for like 6 years. I'm no dummy.

Pichu: Lord help us all.

- Back in the van… -

Luigi: So, what are you guys gonna do with your money if you win?

Samus: Years of therapy…

Pikachu: I'll build my dream house…The Pikachu Love-nasium! You're invited of course, Samus.

Samus: Shouldn't you be hitting on Pokemon, or something?

Pikachu: Oh I do, I just live by the saying, "Anything that moves". Or anything that isn't moving, for that matter.

Samus: You are a horrible, disgusting creature.

Pikachu: And you love it.

Samus, as per usual, shot Pikachu in the face with a missile.

Pikachu: Really, you get used to it after awhile. I'm kinda starting to enjoy it. It's sort of like tough love.

Samus then shot Pikachu in the face with an Ice Missile, thus freezing his face and his mouth shut.

Samus: If only I had thought of that sooner…

- Back at the Supermarket… -

Roy: Alright Pichu, I found the turkey.

Roy produced a box of Pop-Tarts.

Pichu: Roy…those are Pop-Tarts.

Roy: Oh…well, they're at least turkey flavored Pop-Tarts, right?

Pichu: Strawberry, actually. My least favorite flavor at that.

Roy: Aw, well, since you like 'em so much, you can have them.

Pichu: How sweet of you. No.

- Night 12 -

After a long, hard journey, Roy and Pichu had finally returned from the Supermarket, and surprisingly enough, they made it out with the turkey.

Pichu: Yeah, only after Roy got thrown out by security. Believe it or not, you're not allowed to hold the guy at the deli at sword-point.

Roy: It was an honest mistake! Anybody could've made it!

Pichu: You keep thinking that.

Roy: Ok, how long should I keep thinking it though? I was planning to imagine Zelda in the shower later before I go to bed.

Pichu: Keep thinking it until you grow a brain.

Roy: I guess I had better buy some seeds then.

Pichu: Somebody find me a noose…

Around the time, Master Hand had entered the van to speak with the occupants.

Master Hand: Alright miscreants, tomorrow will be the final immunity challenge. Of course, since there will be only two people without immunity, whoever wins this challenge decides who will stay, and who will go. See you tomorrow.

Samus: I really hope I leave.

Luigi: I'm gonna win!

Pikachu: Mrpmmmpphhhh.

A/N: Woot, another chapter in the books. Only two more to go. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusions!