French Countessa

I totally forgot what goes here, so I'm just typing this. Dun....dun-dun-dun-dun-dun....dunnnnnn....(Phantom of the opera XD)

Yuki in Wonderland~!

Narator POV Yuki POV Sakura POV

Once upon a time, far, far away...

...Lived a very spoiled little girl...

Tamaki decided to burst on the scene and attack me with a hug.

"God~! Don't hug me when you aren't supposed to appear yet, Father!"

"SHE SAID IT!! Finally, one of my children calls me but what I am~!" he started to dance around in belligerent joy. Sakura walked up and tappen him politely on the shoulder. He stopped in mid-prance and turned to face her.

"Yes, Saku-chan~?" He said in a total random voice.

"I just wanted to say hello, Daddy," she said, with the same tone.

He squealed and glomped her. I sighed and pushed them out of the scene.

As we were...One day, a golden rabbit appeared and scampered across the field...

"I'm late!" It proclaimed. "I'm late! The queen will be sure to order my head off! I must hurry!" It said as it dashed away down a hole.

From Tamaki's firm but warm (although I'd never admit it) embrace, I could see Kyoya's eye twitch.

"We do not have the funds for that, Yuki!"

She pouted. "But I'm not the curious type! And I would never chase after some ordinary rabbit!"

I face-palmed. "Since when are talking rabbits considered normal...?" I turned to Tamaki, who, magically, had broken the hug.

He simply shrugged, then struck a pose.

"THE SHOW MUST GO ON~!" he shouted happily.

Kyoya looked like he wanted to punch the frenchie. And quite possibly the spoiled countessa as well.

Kaoru and Hikaru got a look in their eyes that screamed that they had a good, but devious idea.

"Nee!" Hikaru shouted to Yuki.

She had sat down boredly, her rabbit missing. No one seemed to care that she was texting.

Of course, my phone had to ring right after she put her phone away.

Playing the very embarressing vocaloid ringtone.

Or should I say maid-loid?

I was just lucky to have my phone nearby, because I answered it before it got to the actual singing.

I angrily fumed as I read the words "i love your ringtone, by the way~"

She sat innocently, texting again.

Hikaru and Kaoru darted onto the scene, dragging Hunny, who was now dressed as a bunny in a waist coat, behind them.

They had to snap their fingers in her face to get her attention.

I looked up and nearly gaped at Hunny as I saw his clothing.

"Um...what is he doing dressed like that...?" I questioned.

The twins snuck away as Hunny began to tear up.

"Y-Yuki-chan doesn't like m-my costume?" he sobbed, his lip trembling.

My eyes twitched.

And then I was running after him.

"GAH!!!! SO ADORABLE!!!!!! I AM SO GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME, MON CHOU CHOU, AND KEEP YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND--"

As our heroine chased, she failed to notice the rather large hole that the small chil---rabbit had disappeared into.

She fell face first, suddenly screaming her head off.

Haha~ How is that for an omake?

It'll be continued, after more chapters have been written.

Although I'm missing a good half of my staff for this story.

Damn.

(Of course, my staff only consists of me and one other person, so do not fear!!!)