Disclaimer: I don't own them. But I did give Paul his last name. I looked through the books and watched the part of the movie where Jake first talks about them. His last name isn't mentioned.

Neither is Jared's.

Anyone who can guess the reference in this chapter gets a gold star. I'm not giving any hints!

Full Name: Paul Wesley Morris. Yes I'm one of those people who has a last name that could be there first or midlle name. You got a problem with it?

Best Friend: The J man, Jared.

Are You Dating Anyone? If So Who: Rachel Black, even though her brother's a pain in my ass.

Describe Yourself in Four Words: Hot, cocky, and hard headed. That's four words.

Weirdest Dream: What the frudge Sam? I was an alien? Dang, why can't I have a dream like that? Mine involves me walking through the desert looking for someone to help me and the only person I could find was

a grungy homeless dude.

Place You Would Like to go on Vacation: Miami would be cool.

First Kiss: I was thirteen and she shall remain nameless.

Jared: :Cough:Lea:Cough:

Paul: You are so dead!

J: They weren't together then!

P: It makes me sick to think about it. Now go grab the trash can.

Favorite Book: There's this book that Rachel reads to me to help me unwind. I think it's called 'A Raisin in the Sun'. It's pretty good.

Favorite Movie: The Rocky movies.

Cartoon Hero: I'll say Uderdog.

Favorite Quote: 'Uncle Jared!' 'What?' 'Uncle Jared!' 'I've changed my name.' That's Jared's way of telling his three year old nephew to leave him alone. Nice isn't?

Favorite Band: Blink 182.

What Are You Doing Right Now: Ignoring Jared. He's being annoying.

J: I resent that!

P: Why don't you go over to Kim's?

What Are You Wearing: A grey wife beater and black track pants. I'm also wearing my Adidas flip flops. I got mine the same time Sam got his.

What Are You Doing Later: Going over to Rach's and getting on Jake's nerves. It's what I do best.

Favorite Video Game: I don't play video games.

Do You Believe in Love at First Sight: No. I went to school with Rachel since we were in kindergarten and I didn't feel anything for her what so ever. Sorry babe.

Name Your Children: I don't have any. And I'm not pyscho enough to name my unborn children.

Why Did You Fill Out This Survey: Because I felt like it.